captiandirtnap
captiandirtnap
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captiandirtnap · 20 hours ago
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She’s 14 btw. Still that small
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captiandirtnap · 2 days ago
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It’s finally here! A while of waiting, My zine sits porchside Content in its making. 
These tan paper pages! What joy it procures! The challenge and triumph  Of kitten health tours. 
The prose it provides Recalls lovely days Where I’d scribble whole Poems in puerile haze. 
Now I write content Allowed my old verse Inspired to sate This cat-given turse. 
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I got @pangur-and-grim’s “My kitten got sick” book of poetry (alerted from the mailman’s knocking—I could tell that Belphie was still ‘party rocking‘)! It inspired me to write again.
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captiandirtnap · 2 days ago
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i syrenka... przypomniałem sobie te tutoriale z 2010 na zapytaj.onet jak zostać syreną czy innym wilkołakiem i coś mnie wzięło
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captiandirtnap · 4 days ago
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When I’m sick I lounge around and notice the ways in which the art study of my own outfit looks something like a pokemon
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captiandirtnap · 4 days ago
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captiandirtnap · 6 days ago
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Sadako, Kayako, and Toshio make an appearance at a Japanese baseball game between the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters and the Yakult Swallows (2016)
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captiandirtnap · 11 days ago
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is this glamrock kris from fnaf
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captiandirtnap · 11 days ago
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LET’S GROOVE! an ode to unsettling dance scenes
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captiandirtnap · 13 days ago
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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote
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captiandirtnap · 13 days ago
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unparalleled image
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captiandirtnap · 13 days ago
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*loud crackle over the speakers* STOP KISSING THE TEST SUBJECT
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captiandirtnap · 13 days ago
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Every time I go out to the beach I think "oh! I'm tanned!" but when I wake up the next morning I've somehow shed my skin before eating it or something and I'm white as printer paper again. They say all your cells get replaced over 7 years but I get a one night stand with a tan and I've regrown my skin by the time morning rolls around
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captiandirtnap · 18 days ago
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captiandirtnap · 20 days ago
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my friend and I are playing re7 together. when we get too scared we say "it's jimmy time" and look through your blog
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It’s always Bimmy Time 😼
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captiandirtnap · 21 days ago
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The thrill of her first kill
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captiandirtnap · 21 days ago
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dinner
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captiandirtnap · 21 days ago
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how else will i look like a dyke. i gotta start cutting the sleeves off of my other shirts
attending a webinar about a program I'm visiting and they have a dress code that very pointedly says "no cleavage" so I'm going to need a new wardrobe
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