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Me: okay hahah maybe this isn’t one of those posts!!!

Me: *scrolls down* ahahaha

Tumblr:

Me: are you fucking serious i wasted two seconds of my life being thankful that this goddamned bullshit didn’t happen to me this fucking once and now THIS shit pops up on my dash like no tomorrow first of all tumblr hoW DARE Y

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PRACTICE THAT GOT WAY OUT OF HAND I’M SORRY i have no explanation for this ihaveashirtlessversionshhh

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Find Mod Sollux and I on omegle! We're under the tags Homestuck, cosplay, Sollux, Feferi, and Fishdickles! We hope to see you there! 38D

~ModEridan

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original post

all credit to the person that had the comic put up that had the lyrics and art here

the cover art was done by Nonny

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Homestuck fandom right now:

the rest of Tumblr

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This could be fun or extremely sad

1: Name

2: Age

3: 3 Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born

13: Favorite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favorite quote

16: Favorite place

17: Favorite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favorite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

27: Meaning behind my URL

28: Favorite movie

29: Favorite song

30: Favorite band

31: How I feel right now

32: Someone I love

33: My current relationship status

34: My relationship with my parents

35: Favorite holiday

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

42: When did I last hold hands?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

45: Where am I right now?

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

49: Am I excited for anything?

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

55: What is something I disliked about today?

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

57: What do I think about most?

58: What’s my strangest talent?

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

61: What was the last lie I told?

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

64: Do I believe in magic?

65: Do I believe in luck?

66: What's the weather like right now?

67: What was the last book I've read?

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

71: Do I spend money or save it?

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

74: Favorite animal?

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

78: How can you win my heart?

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

80: What is my favorite word?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

86: What is my current desktop picture?

87: Had sex?

88: Bought condoms?

89: Gotten pregnant?

90: Failed a class?

91: Kissed a boy?

92: Kissed a girl?

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

94: Had job?

95: Left the house without my wallet?

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

97: Had sex in public?

98: Played on a sports team?

99: Smoked weed?

100: Did drugs?

101: Smoked cigarettes?

102: Drank alcohol?

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104: Been overweight?

105: Been underweight?

106: Been to a wedding?

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

109: Been outside my home country?

110: Gotten my heart broken?

111: Been to a professional sports game?

112: Broken a bone?

113: Cut myself?

114: Been to prom?

115: Been in airplane?

116: Fly by helicopter?

117: What concerts have I been to?

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

119: Learned another language?

120: Wore make up?

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

122: Had oral sex?

123: Dyed my hair?

124: Voted in a presidential election?

125: Rode in an ambulance?

126: Had a surgery?

127: Met someone famous?

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

129: Peed outside?

130: Been fishing?

131: Helped with charity?

132: Been rejected by a crush?

133: Broken a mirror?

134: What do I want for birthday?

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CA: wwell apparently uploadin this as a audio file didnt wwork so here

CA: listen to me rant for sevven minutes

CA: fuuuuun

CA: anywways its me talkin about howw sorry i am an "storm" buttin in wwhen i wwas speakin the truth

CA: eugh

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CA: wwell shit

CA: the fuckin asswwipe of a poppycock hasnt been updatin this blog like i thought at first

CA: its like he doesnt evven care about my fuckin fame an shit

CA: like really

CA: he doesnt evven understand howw fuckin fabulous i am an he doesnt fuckin care howw wwonderful i am for tryin to make him famous too

CA: anywways im gettin this blog up an runnin again so fuckin ask us shit an ill see if the prince of asswwipes is awwake an wwhatnot

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PRETEND THIS ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE ARADIA

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open rp

"im in me mums car, broom broom"

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witch of space- a redraw of an older piece

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victorias-darkestsecret said:

For the character colors thing Vriska (homestuck) Number14

Nepeta in 14 if you please

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im goin home

cronus is faygo-fuckyourself photographer is me

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dirkbot said: Rose and 11?

I had a lot of fun with this

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If you ever wanted little transperent mermaid Fef so here she is.

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Look at these gays in a tree. I realized I didn’t post this photo from the photoshoot criedwolves (john), bambistuck (karkat), and I (Dave) did so here ya go