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yuuko, who do you like better: aku or eli moon?

You’re asking me to pick my poison, are you? At least Achoo and his ridiculous cafe provides some semblance of entertainment value, while Eli is a stick-in-the-mud. He doesn’t like letting go of the past and that, my dear, becomes annoying when you’re my age. Nevertheless, I still treat them equally: they both get sprayed with the gardening hose whenever they try stepping foot on my property. 

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isn't aelius such a good boy?

He should be working for me if he’s such a good boy. This shop won’t run itself and the dishes just keep on piling. Whatever shall a dainty little thing like me do? 

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hey yuuko. drag me. come on; hit me with your best shot!!

I try making it a rule never to volunteer help if I know the person asking is perfectly capable of doing it themselves. 

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miss yuuko, do you prefer pineapple on pizza or not?

If I gave away all my information for free then I’d be out of business. For a question of this caliber, I’ll need to see some form of payment.

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ccxdanny:

“You don’t even know my name… I can’t even tell you you know my name and not my story!”

I would advise against giving your name to strangers. Names are more important than you would expect.  If you give someone your name, they can take your soul. If you give them your birthday, they can control your life. In this way, I foresee that credit cards will be the downfall of mankind. Are you aware of a modern epidemic called identity theft? 

Anything worth gossiping Yuuko?

There’s not much that eludes me these days, but can someone explain why that one triplet has such an affinity for eyeliner? If he wants to look like a raccoon, then I can gladly turn him into one.

But, not right now.Momma needs her post-wine nap.

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omg come on danny's eyeliner isn't /THAT/ bad

But here you are, admitting that it’s still some form of bad. I find your need to defend your younger brother quite honorable, even if it’s preventing you from looking at truth to its face. 

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Anything worth gossiping Yuuko?

There’s not much that eludes me these days, but can someone explain why that one triplet has such an affinity for eyeliner? If he wants to look like a raccoon, then I can gladly turn him into one.

But, not right now.Momma needs her post-wine nap.

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Do you take the plastic? Today I have Visa.

Ah, a vial of omen oil! The price of this piece is actually one soul. 

{ She pauses. }

I’m only kidding; what on earth would I do with a soul? Visa or MasterCard works just fine, sweetheart. 

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Any growing romantic ships you're signalling at hmmm?

I’m signaling at the budding relationship between me and this glass of wine. I’ve had longer relationships with bottles of chardonnay than some of you have been together. You’re all so fickle in your declarations of love when really, your bonds have hardly been put to the test. There was one strong bond between a husband and wife I found refreshing, but all that came crashing down in May. He’s a retired hero, if I’m not mistaken.

{ She holds out her wine glass. }

Be a dear and top off momma’s glass, pretty please?

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hello yuuko are you alive

Hardly. My servants--er, my employees are an hour late and I’m still waiting on dinner. Do you have anything interesting to share? And by interesting, I hope you know that I mean food.