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HOLD ON A DANGETY SECOND @capymanes just mentioned kyle knew the name of the bartender in planet 7 and HOW would he know that if he doesnt come there regularly huh?????? kyle's been going to that gay bar more often you cant tell me otherwise thank you very much
#Kyle valenti#rnm#KYLE IS BI AS HELL#he's been going to that bar for a whilE#long enough to learn her name#Give Kyle a boyfriend 2k20#and make it Alex please
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Okay but I met my best friend in high school. we both had childhoods and had a running joke that we probably met at some crack house when we were little.
On his 18th birthday we found out that it wasn’t actually a joke. Not the crack house part but we went to a bar that at first i thought i’d never been too before but then recognised for a bar my step dad took me to as a kid when his friend lived near by.
Now i loved going to bars with my step dad because he would forget he had me for the most part and i’d be allowed to run around scamming the drunk adults out of their money and usually, i was the only kid, or one of the few kids, in the bar but when we were at this one there was always another kid who’d curl up in the corner and go to sleep and i hated that because, whenever my step dad remembered me, namely when someone shouted at me because they realised they’d just dooped out of their money by a 5 year old, he’d give me shit about why couldn’t i be like the kid in the corner and stay out of the way.
Turns out my friend used to always fall asleep in the corner and, for a while, he hated that there was a bratty kid running around because it made his folks give him shit about how he wasn’t social enough like the little brat was.
sometimes i wonder if in a previous time, you’ve ever passed by someone you’re close to now. like what if your best friend now, you passed by them at a grocery store when you were 5 and didn’t know. or like you passed by your future soulmate at a popular tourist attraction somewhere 10 years ago
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You keep saying you got something for me Something you call love but confess You’ve been a'messin’ where you shouldn’t ’ve been a'messin’ And now someone else is getting all your best
These boots are made for walking And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
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So was Alex just standing at the end of the hall guarding the alien surgery and looking like a fucking snack the entire surgery orrrrr
I mean, did Rosa and Michael have to go past him? Did anyone see this army Captain letting a girl whose been dead for 10 years and the local copper wire dealer through into a super secret military surgery?
#alex manes#roswell new mexico#i'm just picturing alex guarding the hall#and there's all these curious little interns and stuff peering down wandering whats happening#and why valenti gets to be the doc to do it#and then they're like ?? is that Michael Guerin#wait why ar eyou letting him past?#and Alex is just like -_- That's classified
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#FERAL SCREAMING#MALEX#SPOILERS#RNM#ROSWELL NEW MEXICO#FUCK ME UP HOLY SHITTTTT#IMMA PASS OUT#I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS I CANNOT DEALLLL
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The Aliens are part plant.
I know, it sounds crazy but hear me out.
This idea occured to me after seeing the graphics on Liz lab computer. They are normal red blood cells (round, red, shaped like an intertube) mixed with blue, more square cells. Like a plant would have.
The pods are seeds. And like some rare plants, the bulb can take decades after planting to grow. There is clearly some sort of technology involved as well.
The aliens in 1947 are able to get crops to grow in the dust bowl
They smell like rain. That smell when it rains is called petrich and is the smell of chlorophyll absorbing water.
Max is obsessed with Liz standing near where the sun hits
In 2x03, Liz talks about plants and defense mechanisms and then Max shocks her.
Nail polish remover helps plants grow
In conclusion, the aliens are clearly genetically engineered plant/tech/human hybrids.

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I was shocked for all of a second until I realised that I too am a borderline alcoholic Bisexual who is deeply in love with Alex Manes.
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Aliens + imprinting on kindness
for @tasyfa
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Alex Manes stans: Alex has to be safe, happy, and loved for all eternity. I ONLY ship Alex x Happiness.
Also Alex Manes stans: I want to see Alex kidnapped, tortured, and end up in the hospital in a coma for an entire episode.
#literally me every day on the group chat#just please give me alex getting kidnapped#and him beig a bamf#but also whump
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You seem sad, Miss Nora. I’m just missing my dance partner.
#the FUCK IS THIS#WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME LIKE THIS?#michael guerin#Nora :(#God I wish they were happy
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🎶Yours was the first face that I saw. I think I was blind before I met you, and I don’t know where I am, I don’t know where I’ve been but I know where I want to go, and so I’d thought I’d let you know. Yeah, these things take forever, I especially am slow. But I realized that need you, and I wondered if I could come home. 🎶
#malex#fuck me this will forever be the end of me#the little fucking smile michael does#how fucking soft he looks#the little widening of Alex's eyes after he opens them when he's like holy shit yeah that happened#HOW DARE THEY BE UNHAPPY FOR LIKE FUCKING 10 YEARS AFTER THISM#just let them fucking communicate and get back together and be happy and in love#I'm the little alien in the last gif watching them
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#malexs#alex manes#michael guerin#this was honestly meant to be an alex appreciation blog but like#i'm a slut for these two boys#they're just!! so in love and so pretty#and so fucking stupid
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#i am a simple idiot#and 'its not like we're grabbing beers' followed immediately by 'beer?' absolutely broke me#i'm still laughing
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Every Alex Manes Scene (29/?)
#kill me#malex#alex manes#GOD I HATE THIS#LIKE IT'S BEAUTIFUL BUT FUCK#Alex looks so damn happy in the first gif#and michael rubbing his shoulder like#they're so fucking in love#and then mr dickbag turns up and fucking ruins everything
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for @michaels-blackhat
#this makes me uncomfortable#like he's a giant piece of shit#but?? he could get it#jesse manes#evil trash man#i'd pay foR HIM TO POUND ME REIHGOERIHJG
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