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OutofKooky

Sorry for my absence ghouls and gals, I was a bit knocked out from health issues. Today is the first day I actually say I feel well again, but instead of doing replies I’ll go out with some friends, grab something to eat and a couple of drinks. Let’s see how well this turns out… -.-

Anyway, stay tuned, replies (obviously already expected from a few partners ;)) are to come!

But for now: see you lovelies! <3

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OutofKooky

Unfortunately have to leave again... Alarm clock goes off in a few hours, but I try to be back tomorrow!

See you lovelies <3

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After finishing feeding Cleopatra, Morticia made her way to the living room, seeing her dear husband sitting there in thought. "Darling! I already wondered where you've been." She took a few floating steps towards him. "Is there something busying you, bubele?"

A night in~//open//

Gomez walked out into the living room of The Addams mansion and took a seat. Lighting a cigar he sighed; ” It’s always good wholesome family fun going on bat hunts, I just need something else to give me a little excitement..I wish Tish were here..”

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"Darling." Morticia smiled and leant into Gomez. "A dash of cyanide and lots of affection, my plants are greedy little things sometimes." She pet her plant and watched it with satisfaction.

"I finally found out how to bring my poor dear hemlock back to life! A dash of cyanide in the water does true wonders!"

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"...I see dead people..."

"How nice! Isn’t it amazing to listen to those low little whispers they make?"

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"I can always smell a graveyard."

"Oh, isn’t that a wonderful smell? Earthy and grim. We are so glad to have one right next to our mansion."

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"Do you like scary movies?"

"Oh, I do! They are always such fun to watch with the family on horrible sunny days."

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OutofKooky

Out for tonight, my bed is calling :)

Please feel free to reply to my open starter, send me a meme thingy or any kind of ask! (And do tell me what you think of my new theme^^)

See you, lovelies <3

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Starters meme! Horror movie edition

"A boy’s best friend is his mother." 

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"Do you like scary movies?"

"Evil against evil." 

"Have you checked the children?" 

"I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work." 

"I am your number one fan."

"I can always smell a graveyard." 

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?" 

"I said I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in." 

"I see dead people." 

"I wanna hear you scream." 

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." 

"It’s all true. The boogeyman is real, and you found him." 

"Look what you did to him!" 

"Oh yes, there will be blood." 

"Sometimes dead is better." 

"There’s a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?" 

"There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die."

"They will say I have shed innocent blood. What’s blood for, if not for shedding?" 

"They’re all gonna laugh at you!" 

"They’re here!" 

"To die. To be really dead, that must be glorious!" 

"We all go a little mad sometimes." 

"What an excellent day for an exorcism." 

"What ever you do, don’t fall asleep." 

"What have you done to its eyes? What have you done to him? You maniacs!" 

"When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

"Who’s laughing now?" 

"You gotta be fucking kidding." 

"You wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured?" 

"You’re going to die up there." 

"You’re going to meet death now. The living dead!" 

"You’re gonna need a bigger boat."

"You’re telling me that I should take my daughter to a witch doctor. Is that it?" 

"Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell."

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"Oh, what a delightful birthday gift idea!"

there’s a tree that’s so poisonous, rainwater dripping off it’s leaves will burn your skin.

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Sleepy Gomez watching over sleeping Morticia

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Beautiful full moon -open-

Morticia decided to use the wonderful full moon for a moon bath in the front yard of the Addams mansion, joined by Kitty Cat and her vulture. Unimpressed by the sporadic passer-bys, she put on her sunglasses and turned worriedly to her pet lion: "Don't stay too long in the moon, darling! You might get moonburnt again." Her worry wasn't unfounded, as from the last time Tish still remembered how horribly cranky Kitty becomes, when having a moonburn. The lion answered with a long muffled growl and both leant back to relax and enjoy the moonbeams.

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"Do you wish salt, pepper or cyanide in your tea, dear?"

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Morticia and Gomez Addams with Aristotle the Octopus