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Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

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WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

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I remember I watched this tv show that made a white family stay with an indigenous community. Not sure why though. Anyway the family was homesick and wanted fried chicken, which was kind of hard to get while they were there in the mountains, so the family made the crew get them chicken. to cut this short, the family had the audacity to ask the indigenous people which tasted better, their fried chicken or their own meals.... ??? Anyway this is an old show but if anyone remembers this let me know!

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Vine experts please help 😓

Idk if I just hallucinated this vine or what but I feel like I remember one that went: “the bags under my eyes are Prada… hahaha kill your family.” DID I MAKE THIS UP?? Because I can’t find it anywhere online!!! If it’s real and you have a link please send it my way 😭😭

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Lift my dress up at a party because you got dared to? I'll get you kicked off the lacrosse team.

Last year, I attended a tailgate party that so happened to be hosted by the men’s and women’s lacrosse team. I was wearing a tighter black dress with cute sneakers and a baseball cap to dress it down. Not that what I was wearing even mattered. Not even 10 minutes into this party, and my friend and I are on the lawn of this party talking to people when I feel hands around my waist and my dress completed lifted up to my waist. Mortified, I turned around and about a dozen of the lacrosse boys are sitting on a couch they brought outside cracking up.

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"you look different without makeup"

damn straight I don't put makeup on to look the same

Full face vs natural makeup

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Full face

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How the f do u lose a giant mango

australian news

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REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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au where instead of zombies being scary, they are actually seen as pests

“Honey, we have a zombie in the backyard again”

“oh for god’s sake” 

*brings out shotgun*

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Cue Zombie Rights groups proclaiming that zombies were humans too

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one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

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INTJ: You know what we don’t have enough of? INFJ: Chocolate? INTP: Dogs? INTJ: Alcohol.