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@/solfungus has deactivated, but Pedro S. lives on. If you were solfungus, let me know so I can credit your incredible creation

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ME: ... and that's when she told me SHE was the one pissing on his lawn the whole time!!

MY GIRLFRIEND, SECRETLY PLANNING TO KILL ME: ehehehe!! that's crazy. I love your anecdotes

ME: awww, you're- wait uh.

MY GF THAT HAS CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED A FAKE ALIBI FOR NEXT SUNDAY: hm ?

ME: w-why are you being called these things,,

GF WHO RECENTLY PURCHASED AN UNLICENSED FIREARM AND WHO HAS PRACTICED MIMICKING MY HANDWRITING FOR WEEKS IN ORDER TO CONVINCINGLY PORTRAY MY DEATH AS A SUICIDE: called whag

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having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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i'm going to invent a pencil that doesn't fuck off into the aether as soon as you put it down

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Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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Shoutout to my favorite behind the scenes pic

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There once was a doctor named Freud

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why am i on birthblr

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead