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I love baby Wardens and Inquisitors a lot (like 18-20 year olds not actual children). Like dude you should be taking your gap year right now why are you leading a major historically significant organization? You should still be living with your mom why are all of these old people making you save their asses?

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He GIVES the best hugs, no past tense, I refuuuuse that, and I needed to see these hugs realized so, here, indulge 💖

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one of my current wips

(commissions open)

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never underestimate my ability to cross brooklyn nine nine over with anything

based on this

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vigil's keep gang 💀💅✨

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Thane, the third in my Mass Effect tarot series! :D I am nearly done with the third game now, and this series has my heart in a choke hold

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I love how if you flirt with Davrin, Assan cock blocks you and when you flirt with Emmrich, Manfred cock blocks you but when you flirt with Lucanis, Spite is all for it so Lucanis has to cock block himself. What a man

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smirk

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three fools does not make a wise man i fear

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*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

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А little bit of Zevran to make your day better

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me lusting after Illario like, lock up my man! he did all that and he’s guilty but let’s schedule a conjugal visit about it 🥴

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"Larian should handle the next Dragon Age game" Going off how they handled Baldur's Gate 3 if they handled a game like Dragon Age: Origins, they would release the game and then get people complaining about how they shouldn't HAVE to lose Alistair as a companion completely just because they spared Loghain because now they have to do 2 separate playthroughs and also their character has to face consequences for a decision. 5 patches later you can suddenly have both Alistair and Loghain on your team. And 2 patches ago they made it so Anora actually doesn't mind if you replace her on the throne with your friend because he has noble blood, because people complained that she shouldn't mind. And then in patch 13 Morrigan suddenly has half her dialogue replaced because players found her too mean. They don't know what to do with Sten at all so they remove his personal quest in Patch 2. Instead of developing the themes of Oghren's character further he's cut completely because dwarf companion. Due to popular demand they added Bella from the tavern and Cullen as companions and it goes as well as you expect. Your origin also has no impact on the rest of the game except you get a handful of dialogue options that are sometimes funny. In Patch 14 they change Bann Teagan's hairstyle, only to patch it back to his original hairstyle in Patch 15 because everyone hated it. In Patch 15 they give Dog fur, only to patch it away in Patch 16 because everyone hated it. Patch 44 has everyone reunite for a party at Arl Eamon's place for some reason. Everyone is playing a different version of the game because it has changed so dramatically between early access and Patch 743. You can fuck Morrigan when she shapeshifts into a spider at full release though.