cartooncryptid

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Y’all can just say “hey here’s the emulator and game” without being annoying.

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tgfw you see a frog and the feral part of your brain is activated with such appreciation of the small green boy that deserves every of the love

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No one:

Autistic people when we're happy:

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me: h-

a thousand neurotypicals descending upon me like buzzards: you talk too formal, too casual, too quiet, too loud, too weird, too monotone, too emotionless, too emotional, too–

me: *doesn’t talk*

neurotypicals:

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I would like to register a complaint with whatever cursed deity decided to put me in a human body in modern society.

Additionally I would like to register a formal complaint against society due to the fact that I have to get a job and earn money since apparently you can't just trade fruit for craft materials.

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I love boys and I think that's very sexy of me tbh

[cartooncryptid]

Fun Things To Do In Quarantine

burn leaves in your back yard

throw mud at a fence

bark back at your neighbor's dog

commit tax fraud

shake stick at god

possess a family member (unless they have coronavirus)

read the bible backwards

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tfw you love your best friend and he’s oblivious but his nosy ass little brother isnt 

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pets!

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he fell asleep and accidentally grew some stuff

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Hi everyone !! Sorry for not being too active on here, we just have. No content.  anyway. PLEASE PLEASE consider commissioning me !!! im looking to take on some digital art work so I can earn money for some things I want to purchase (stim toys, sewing supplies, art prints, etc) & I’d really really appreciate it! I want to draw your characters! I’ll also draw fanart!

portfolio + prices: https://pepperpaws.weebly.com/

chibi commissions (limited time): https://twitter.com/pepper_paws/status/1234196708378066944?s=21

examples:

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Ah yes, love my dragon prince squad.

Callum, Rayla and *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Tarzan.

Who live in the kingdom of K—I mean the continent of—

The show has the best ships like R—

Racqlum and—

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Not to be horny on main, but it’d be great if a boy would hold my hand, kiss my cheek, put flowers in my hair, and call me his handsome baby boy 🥺😳

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autistic childhood is like: *hides in library* *is ostracized by peers* *puts hand out car window to feel the wind pulling your hand* *hides under desk* *is forced to hug relatives* *spins in a circle* *is bullied* *screams when something changes* *is whispered about by adults* *hides under bed* *picks a fictional universe and mentally lives in it* *is ostracized by peers* *watches same movie over and over* *acts out the same story with your toys over and over again* *paces* *imitates noises you hear* *is ostracized by peers* *screams when somebody touches your stuff* *accidentally says something rude and is punished* *makes weird facial expressions by accident* *is either loved or hated by teachers* *hides in a bush* *is whispered about by adults* *is ostracized by peers* *hides* *is bullied* *hides* *hides* *is whispered about* *hides* *is ostracized* *hides* *hides* *hides* *hides*