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Dave how many times have you broken into Jack’s personal spaces. Actually, how did the lot of you come to be roommates?

Although I probably couldn’t give you a number for the first question, how we all ended up moving in together is pretty normal.

Jack was living with his siblings, then Jack met Steven and I at work, and then we all moved in together because we all became close friends. we had to get a new house, though. not enough room in the last one.

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AGAIN?

“I said what I said”

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HUH??? WHEN DID THIS BLOG GET 10 FOLLOWERS WHAT??????

fjhrgbyedjuikoiijfruhnvb tysm,,,, im so so so so so sorry for the lack of art i've just been very busy fghdjeskwix

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(I’m just gonna make the executive decision to believe he started building the fort as soon as the IRS was mentioned)

Oh absolutely

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Hey Steven. I heard you evade paying your taxes. Open the door, Steven, I have a surprise for you. -Totally Not The IRS

NUH-UH! IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN

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AW SHOOT! How’m I gonna give him a bouquet now? Jack, quick, check his pulse! ~ 💜

He’ll be fine, he just isn't used to people being so upfront about their feelings towards him. I’ll just give him the bouquet when he wakes up.

[Peter is temporarily closed for questions]

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[glass shattering sound affect]

Dude?? I?? I think you killed him??

You wouldn’t happen to have a favourite flower, would you? ~ 💜

I- um- I really like peonies??

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You wouldn’t happen to have a favourite flower, would you? ~ 💜

I- um- I really like peonies??

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Oh good <3 I’d hate to ruin my chance with ya ‘cause I came on too strong! What’re you up to today?

Ha- aha- ha- wow… Jack help how do you deal with someone flirting with you??

I don't know, man. why are you asking me??

Because you deal with Dave all the time???

Whats that supposed to mean?? Dave and I are just friends?

Well- I- Just forget it.

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…you okay man? Was that too much? Sorry <:)

Wh- I- Um- yea I’m good! Sorry you just caught me off guard!

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Hey Peter! How’s it going, handsome~?

A.

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Naw it’s okay Steven I promise I’m not the IRS :) tax evasion is so sexy of you. Where are you currently residing? Haha you’re so funny

well, um... currently, I live with my roommates Dee, Dave, Jack and Peter.

Though. im pretty sure I see the occasional ghost, every now and then.

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STEVEN

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES STEVEN?

FUCK. THE IRS FOUND ME.

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SLAPSTICK. NOW.

>:3

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Has Dave ever tried to make his own kebabs?

I've tried once.

I've been banned from cooking ever since.

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Hey Dave, Tell me all about Kebabs!

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What if DSAF but cartoon???