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No te digo, cada vez que me pasa algo bueno, viene algo malo para aguarme el día. Mi hermano está con una perreta que quiere confrontar a profesores de su uni 🙄 Terminamos discutiendo y se fué a fumar 🌿 con su pana.
He's gotta be narcissistic and bipolar because why? We were literally having a good conversation and then boom. He swears everyone is against him all the time, everywhere, but he's the problem.
Oh, I passed one of the most difficult tests I have taken in my life that took 5 hours to complete. Yay.
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Shadow Play - Charlotte Sorapure
British, b.1968 -
Oil on linen , 24 x 16 in. 61 x 41 cm .
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Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.
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Nooo leave the ophthalmologist alone 😭


this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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PULL THAT DROIDS WIRES!!
first doodle under the line hehe ->
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They all guessed horribly wrong. (Omega wanted a lil' sister :[ )
Meme based on this [X]
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Omg it happened. I'm the nerd that got trapped into doing 80% of the group research paper.
#personal#all because i didnt have to retake any tests on grace week.#hell i think 2 out of the 5 members arent even going to qualify to present the project#agsjakagjdoshxbdiskla#im not good at writing research papers#with all the fancy scientific wording and shit
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Ghost in the Shell, uhu. tell me it's already been done
Aurebesh text: - Skako Minor - I'm telling you that signal is being sent by Echo himself! He's alive!
That very poster
@lonewolflupe @eobe @eclec-tech @crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf
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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings
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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care
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