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If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

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annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book

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I coulda had a t4t4t cuddle party this weekend ???

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true but i dont agree

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don't ask questions you don't want an answer to????

the gang of little old ladies at work finally put it together that I only work 3 days a week and confronted me about it, "do you got a sugar momma hiding somewhere" but when I answer "yes" I'm the weird one?

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I allow myself to be fetishized because deep down I belive its the only way I'll be desired

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trying that whole open relationship thing and now I have three dates in one weekend

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You will never be John McAfee bitch

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93 years old in the nursing home full throttle alzheimers just quoting youtube poops at the nurses

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"your butthole had so much pussy on it; I coulda but a whole finger in"

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I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

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goodnight affirmation texts for the girls

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update!

no collective boyfriend yet

she has a twink and I have an emotional investment

have wife, may be obtaining collective boyfriend,,,,

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doing a new thing where I text a friend I haven't seen irl in 4 years and tell them that it's "secret time" and give them a life update

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everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse