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It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Umm wow now I feel old

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this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

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never understood those futuristic/sci-fi settings where they have robot pets..... no way in hell cats are going out of business

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my heart 🥺

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"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

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Baberaham Lincoln Vampire Hunter anyone‼️‼️

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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Here ya go!

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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My mom and I have a backyard tree like this. We’ve taken a picture of it every year on her birthday for the last 10 years. That pin oak is a big boy now

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

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So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.