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INSANE frame btw

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“He'll be sorry!" shouted Rogozhin. "You'll be ashamed, Ganka, to have offended such a…sheep!" (He was unable to find any other word.) "Prince, my dear soul, drop them all, spit on them, and let's go! You'll learn how Rogozhin loves!”

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i love him so much

Him.

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no bcs wtf was this all about 🤨

I feel like we don't talk about whatever Myshkin and Rogozhin had going on enough

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he's the cutest little idiot. I love him so much #arealman

Only like 30 pages into the Idiot but Myshkin has already won me over with his big blue eyes and opinions on capital punishment

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it's crazy how the prince asked nastasya to stop being mean and she stopped being mean. like wow this is the most romantic thing ever. i want someone to ask me to stop being mean so that I stop being mean.

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three tickets for challengers please!!!

Playing tag!!!

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they're yaoi to me

i think i never posted it here, but in september i made little prince Myshkin and Rogozhin out of polymer clay. idk just randomly wanted to share

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love the type of male character that is just a losing dog

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first day as a third century prince i sneak into a castle with my team of guerrilla ironborn to minimalize casualties in hopes of impressing my family with my prowess as a battle commander but the castle i seize is so far inland that it has very little strategic value in our naval war and my men all hate it here and are considering mutiny

second day as a third century prince i gather the people of the castle who i've known since i was a child hostage and tell them to swear fealty to me with the promise of treating them well if they obey me so that they know i'll be a good lord and i can earn myself loyal grateful servants but they're disgusted by my betrayal of their original lord and they all obviously hate me

third day as a third century prince i lose track of my hostages and this creepy manservant tells me to kill two random kids to make it look like it was all my plan all along but the people of the north hate me even more now and they're preparing to retake my new castle and i don't have the forces to repel them

fourth day as a third century prince my bitch sister who is cooler and more popular than me arrives at my castle and calls me a loser and says my fashion sense is stupid. i remind her that i'm getting revenge for our dead siblings but she just laughs at me and says that i don't even know how to reave properly and all of my men like her way more than they like me. the enemy garrison is arriving soon and i have no one to help me

fifth day as a third century prince the castle advisor convinces me to surrender and take the black but i don't even know if my wardrobe has enough black clothes for me to serve cunt at the penal colony. thank god my creepy manservant is back with an army to help me out of this. wait that's weird why is he-

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a chicken is something that can be so personal

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he just like me fr

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Jesse: yo Mr. White, can I have some cookies

Walter: Cookies.......cookies, Jesse, COOKIES?! You're just going to spoil your dinner, just like that? After all that waiting, MY stew that I've been cooking is almost ready, and you want to ruin it over NOTHING?

Jesse: chocolate chip ain't nothin yo

Walter: Jesse, look at me. Would I lie to you. About my stew being really yummy. What would I have to GAIN from that.

Jesse: jeez forget it

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Mark trying to keep Sy from bringing up the chicken :(

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