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This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever.

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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

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how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

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HOW DO LOG OUT OF TUMBLR?

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dutch pride ft. ugly cap 🍊

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Arsonist’s Lullabye

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I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen”  means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡

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sum bonus pics of my herm for the blackout

black hermione all day every day accept no substitutes

original post here

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I thought I’d join in on this blackout movement…

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someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

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The signs as houses

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces