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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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in the club doing unspeakable things

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

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I have a special talent that turns company time into art of my wife

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Can’t believe Alex Brightman got into a blimp to kill Alex Brightman, only for Alex Brightman to kill Alex Brightman. Then Alex Brightman gets killed by a friend of Alex Brightman, and Alex Brightman goes to heaven.

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

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Mama's boy

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headcanon where mam has a cat named gazillion money

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LOOK AT THEM😭💜

Credits to: @anothernamelessghost on TikTok!

Here’s the video on where I got those few pics from <3

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beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

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I see a morally ambiguous middle-aged woman who's a menace to society and suddenly my knees just give in

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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way

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just know that mentally and spiritually i am still booping all of you