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Honestly the arborly/hell arc of fhsy is just *chefs kiss* I could watch it on repeat and just never get tired of it

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God the unsleeping city really is just *chef’s kiss*

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If I had a nickel for every time Gary informed a legend about their unplanned pregnancy I’d have two nickels…

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In love with all the Zaris

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that butterfly effect trend but with fantasy high

taking terrible advice from your father on the first day of high school - throwing rocks into a river on boys night

you're father dying when you're 8 - getting covered in tattoos after getting high with two of your best friends

offering someone a tin flower at school - being a famous rockstar

growing up religious - dying on the first day of high school

being the youngest daughter - murder

a wizard having sexual relations with a Phoenix - a teenage girl becoming a devil

getting cheated on - becoming the chosen one

throwing someone into a trash can - getting kissed at prom

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yall ever start writing and something so much darker than what u planned to write comes out and ur like ‘u ok in there’ to urself

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The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

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"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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It wasn’t a guy. It was a girl. I’m gay. THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS | 1.10

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LEIGHTON MURRAY & KIMBERLY FINKLE The Sex Lives of College Girls S01E01 & S01E10

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Ok but reneé’s acting in that scene with kimberly in the finale….holy shit dude I need more of this show right now I can’t wait the many months it’ll be before we get season 2

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Leighton immediately knowing where to take Bela when she confided in her about that guy, is literally the best full-circle moment I’ve seen on a show in a while...

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#mean lesbian

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Catching up on batwoman S3 and I’m sorry maybe I’m built different™️ but if I was hunting down poison ivy and a clue lead me to a BOTANICAL GARDEN I simply would not just stroll on in, besties sorry to tell you this but it’s very obviously a trap with some home turf advantage for her