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afterglowsainz · 4 months
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yes, and? | max verstappen
summary: max’s impossible crush finally notice him, but he’s stuck in a pr relationship
fc: simone ashley
a/n: so i try something a bit different with this one and made it on the longer side (if you’ve listened to ariana’s song you know this is gonna be messy for sure) (also, simone ashley??? or the prettiest woman ever??? i’m obsessed with her)
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username i screamed cried and fainted
username second pic should be illegal
megan.galanis 🥰
username not the pr girlfriend 🙄
username omg let them live!
username they’re dating, get over it
username the third pic pls he’s so POOKIE
username number 1 stan of max’s thighs
username thirsting on main???
username PLS because how can you not ??
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ynusername bridgerton press tour at it’s finest 💍
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username MOTHER
username you’re the prettiest woman alive😩
username yn just one chance please !
bffusername slayyyy
yourusername 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
jbayleaf viscountess activities😎
yourusername 🐝🐝🐝
username im in love with a woman i’ve never met
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username never took max for a bridgerton guy???
username not complaining tho
username max in his regency romance era🤭
username now i get why he’s always in y/n’s likes like damn i too would be obsessed after watching her on that show
ynusername thank you! <3
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ynusername it’s the monaco grand prix! i never miss the grand prix🏁
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username yn and f1 my two passions❤️
username the way yn always serves cunt MUST be studied
bffusername is it? who’s playing?
username ohhh the reference i love them!
username gorgeous! 😍
username i’m in awe
maxverstappen1 🤣
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maxverstappen1 P1 in Monaco🏆🇲🇨
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username the icon, the legend, the moment
username max verstappen, the only man ever🫶🏽
charles_leclerc nice one mate, congrats! 👊🏽
username no megan appearance, no like, no comment… are we out of the woods?
username oh wow, she didn’t go to 1 race, they obviously must have broken up 🙄
username no but seriously, did her contract ended or something?
username girl why are you so obsessed with their relationship? just leave them alone srsly
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f1gossippofficial max verstappen has been seen lately on multiple dates with actress y/n y/l/n around monaco
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username he’s been seen on WHAT
username with WHOM
username but… what about megan…
username what about her?
username never thought of y/n as a homewrecker
username never thought of max as a CHEATER!
username im not mad about this pairing tbh🤔
username megan liking this post and unliking it???
username and y/n’s best friend liking it also
username she’s so unserious
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ynusername moments📷
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username bestie who took the pics?👀
username don’t be shy you can tell us🤭
username THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS
bffusername the most beautiful and pretty and talented and funny and smart and
ynusername i’ll marry you rn😩
username after those pics with max i can’t see her the same
username HOMEWRECKER
username haters gonna hate fr y/n i love you if you see this! 💕
maxverstappen1 🥰 (liked by ynusername)
username oh that’s not…
username this is so wrong in so many levels😭
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maxverstappen1 another successful weekend for the team, hopefully many more to come! 🇨🇦
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username “hopefully many more to come” as if we don’t know he’s gonna win all the races already
username being a red bull fan is sooo easy and fun i love it here
username i miss seeing megan in the paddock :(
username jesus christ who understands you, when she was there you hated on her and when she isn’t you miss her
username also, she just missed two races, like😭
username let’s goooo super max
redbullracing many more to come👊🏽
ynusername 🏎🏎 (liked by maxverstappen1)
username she really has no shame huh?
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username this was the last thing i expected when i open instagram
username pls the caption😭
username she’s NOT a serious person and i love her for it
username welcome back ariana grande😍
landonorris and my credits for the last picture?
ynusername props to you🙄
username hottest couple imo
username this post single handedly convinced me to watch her show
username it’s so good honestly!!
username yesss y/n and max bringing back messy celebrity couples we love to see it!
maxverstappen1 my one and only girlfriend you’re everything❤️
ynusername you’re too much love!💘
username not the “one and only girlfriend” !!
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lueurjun · 1 year
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neighbours to lovers! jake sim.
neighbour!jake x reader! in which jake sim has been in love with you from the minute he set his eyes on you. thank u so much for your support<3
OKAY LEMME TAKE A MOMENT TO GATHER MYSELF
because NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR JAKE???
WHO HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE YOU WERE KIDS?
dead. cant breathe.
his family and your family obviously know each other well
and i see his house as being ‘the spot’ during your childhood where all the neighbourhood kids used to play
he had these monkey bars in his backyard that everyone always wanted to play on
but jake always made sure you got to go on them first
#whipped
#nineyearoldrizz
brace yourselves
are you braced?
i’m not sure you’re braced
… HE WAS YOUR FIRST KISS
i know!! so cute right?
fighting back tears rn
you were only eleven so you didn’t really think much of it. he was your first kiss and you were fine with that
jake on the other hand?
he still thinks about it
in fact, that’s one of the scenarios he thinks of to help him get to sleep
boy is hopelessly in love
and everyone knows it too
like he denies it but everyone just knows
because he will drop anything just to do you the smallest favour
“hey jake, are you busy? i could really use your help watering my parents flowers?”
jake, who is in fact busy, “nope. not at all. never. give me that watering can.”
i repeat: w h i p p e d
cant blame him tho. you’re the embodiment of warmth, the personification of excellence. you are simply amazing.
i got more rizz that jake just sayin… ;D
despite knowing you for so long, he still gets all tongue tied whenever you’re around
and you’re just clueless
a perfect little dumbass
no matter how many times your family and friends — and even HIS family and friends — try to tell you, you’re convinced he’s just being friendly
because boys like jake don’t like people like you
you’re not enough for him. and he’s certainly not attracted to you
keep thinking like that. i dare u. i’m outside of your house. ur perfect! MWAH MWAH. take all my love pls
in true neighbours to lovers fashion, your bedroom window faces his
#youbelongwithmecore
and sometimes like the little creep that you are, you peek inside of his room to see if he’s there
unbeknownst to you, little jakey poo does the exact same thing
soulmates fr
twins asf
people that creep on each other, end up with each other
i do not condone staring into your crushes bedroom. do not do that. you may get arrested… but if you do send me your mug shot, i bet u look adorable! KIDDING IM TOTALLY KIDDING PLS DONT GET ARRESTED
anywhooo, one particular night you peek into his room
at the exact same time as him
cue that spiderman meme where they’re just pointing at each other
you both just kinda freeze
staring at each other
because now what? you’ve both caught each other out
eventually, you shuffle forward and open your window which coaxes jake to do the same
the confidence comes naturally because it’s only jake, you know him like the back of your hand
tho ur screaming on the inside because a) you’re embarrassed and b) JAKE WAS STARING INTO YOUR ROOM WHICH MEANS HE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU
it’s almost like he’s in love with u or sumn idk
“are you stalking me, sim?”
his cheeks go bright red and he kinda starts spluttering
“i—no. i promise i wasn’t—i-“
well. that was disappointing. you kinda hoped he’d keep up with your flirty banter
“it’s okay jake, i was doing the same thing.”
honest icon. you truly can do no wrong
even more spluttering. even more blushing
because YOU???? WERE WATCHING HIM??
bro loves stalkers. IM KIDDING ILY
anyways there’s something about the atmosphere
and to jake, it just seems right to say what’s on his mind
which leads to him sitting with his feet hanging out of the window and the darkest shade of red on his cheeks
“i still think about that kiss.”
did u hear me scream?
your mind goes blank
because what tf does that mean?
the kiss?? THE KISS? THE FIRST KISS???
HE STILL THINKS ABOUT THAT???
he can’t look you in the eyes, choosing to fiddle with his fingers instead
and you just stand there dumbfounded
bby talk to him before i lose my mind
when you don’t say anything, jake scrambles back into his room which kinda snaps you out of your trance
his fingers are itching to close the window
“i’m kinda upset that you’ve never come back for seconds”
i literally have a lambo and nine mansions
marry me rn
now it’s jakes turn to be speechless
bro is FLABBERGASTED
“oh.” 🧍🏻
“oh?”
“oh.”
this is painful. it’s 5:30 am rn cut me some slack
you have this poor boy breaking out into a rash from stress
and it worsens when you grab your coat and demand for him to meet you outside
like the true gentleman, he doesn’t leave you waiting long and almost falls flat on his face trying to get through the door
what a loser. i love him
he shuffles towards you, hands in his pockets and a look that says he’s absolutely terrified
are you gonna slap him? tell him you never want him to speak to you again?
“look, i’m sorry if i overstepped—“
“are you gonna give me my kiss i’ve been waiting for or not?“
it’s then that he notices that you’re both in the exact same spot as you were all those years ago when the first kiss happened
literally giggling and kicking my feet rn
“a-are you sure?”
and those are the exact words he uttered the first time too
he was as nervous as he was back then, perhaps even more so this time around
because this isn’t an innocent childhood kiss
you’re grown now. it’s different
in true y/n fashion, you start to lose patience
so you trust your gut and you grip onto his shirt, tugging him closer giving you the perfect chance to collide your lips with his
jake’s hands waft around in stress until they finally settle on your waist and he gains enough confidence to pull you somewhat closer to him
i don’t want a boyfriend. i don’t want a boyfriend. i don’t want a boyfriend.
the kiss is a thousand times better than the first
it's passionate and sentimental, full of longing and tenderness. it’s everything and more.
pulling away is almost a chore as you rest your head against his.
“i could get used to that.”
jake goes to respond, a breathless chuckle ghosts your lips when suddenly a wolf whistle cuts through the street
“AYO JAY OWS ME 20! I KNEW HE’D GROW SOME BALLS EVENTUALLY”
sunghoon, the neighbour across the street who also happens to be jake’s best friend, is leaning out of his window.
that definitely should have ruined the moment but you were far too wrapped up in the bliss of having jake so close to you, that nothing could ruin the happiness you felt
not even sunghoon and his idiocy.
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nimmie-nugget · 1 year
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~Hantengu Clones x Disgust Clone Reader~
Reminder: drink water and eat a full meal! Turn on dark mode if it’s currently night where you live~ wouldn’t want ya eyes to hurt right?~ —go to your profile and press the icon that’s on the VERY right, then click “General Settings” and scroll down a bit till you see “Color Palette” and there should be a few options for ya there!—
Warnings: ooc, not proofread, your not gonna like Karaku’s part, you might shit your pants
Note: I’ve had this in my mind for quite a long time!!! Google better be right for the kanji’s I have next to the clone’s names or Istg- This doesn’t mean I won’t stop doing Tokito twins content tho! I’ve been posting some other things instead of Tokito content so i just wanted to reassure~ don’t worry Tokito enthusiastic’s! Your emotion is disgust and your color is a mix of Yellow and Green~ Platonic ofc or else self love has a new meaning💀 Enjoy <3
Masterlist+Introduction
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Sekido 怒
You CANNOT come to me and tell me this is not toxic. 💀🖕
Both of you argue the most out of the clones
There was a time your argument got WAY out of hand ���n both of you started using your BDA like crazy!
Your always pointing out his lil flaws
Tho Sekido’s clothes are more tolerable.
You tease him but not as much as Karaku
Long story short both of you want each other to die 😣
“Why not you fix your hair before you start talking?”
“WE HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE YOU BRAT!”
These two lines kinda giving sibling energy- 👆
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Karaku 愉
Your grossed out by the fact he doesn’t wear proper clothing.
Just one touch and you go
“AHHHH!!! THIS IS UTTERLY DISGUSTING!”
Teases you A LOT. You and Sekido most likely teamed up once just to get him to shut up 😬
I think he just considers you a whore at this point-
Considering you always look at his abs ‘n shit but your just trynna tell him to wear some clothes in the most judging way possible 😭
How did he even miss that gaze full of disgust!? HECK it’s your emotion-
“I know you like this Y/n~” he says as he licks his hand. Bro’s a cat fr💀
You gave him the most disgusted look ever that day.
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Urogi 幸
He’s too much for you to handle-
Your losing your sanity yeah tots like you didn’t lose it years ago😃
Let’s just say your BDA is to be able to mind control-
The moment he uses his BDA you instantly use your BDA on him if your near.
Tho despite you literally being disgusted of him in every single way, you still hold some respect for him.
“A,IS)EJWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” *Activated BDA*
You groan as you activate your BDA “I don’t have time for this! And keep ya mouth shut would ya?! Your voice is disgusting.”
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Aizetsu 愁
You must admit he is quite tolerable then the other clones but that’s what makes it more disgusting.
You two have a pretty decent relationship.
Tho his outfit…it’s disgusting.
You don’t really hold…much disgust towards him???
Tho it’s just probably because he doesn’t annoy you much as the other clones.
OH YOU WERE VERY WRONG 😨
Your the only clone who doesn’t tease him or act serious.
That’s the explanation to him latching to your arm 24/7 👆💀
“UGHHH!!! GET OFF ME! YOUR FUCKING HEAVY!” You yelled.
“…Y/n don’t yell…that makes me sad…” he said clutching onto his staff
“This disgusts me. You disgust me.”
Yep, ya had to use your BDA to get him off.
But why ya gotta be so mean!!? >:(
But hey! Aizetsu’s confirmed to be a cat 😼
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Zohakuten 憎
Let’s just say ALL of the clones are in a black void when Hantengu is in control 😶
Never though I’d say this but this relationship is WAY more toxic then yours with Sekido 😰
Your always commenting on how disgusting he is.
Roast him like a Roblox kid 😎
Tho you won’t be getting away just easily.
Considering he’s the STRONGEST of the clones you’ll def be beat to pieces 😭
“Ngh!…is that all you got? Your unreliable dragons can’t do shit to me! Utterly disgusting.” You say with a grin.
Hell you faced so many tortures that day- tho what scared ya the most was the fact that your regeneration slowed down 😰
Like- HOW!?!?
You swore to never go overboard with HIM ever again 🫡
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r-0-x-4-s · 18 days
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epic: the musical ranking to my likings (to be updated every album release!)
God Games - i think i died the first time i heard Aphrodite, all the gods, its such a fun song, i love Athena
No Longer You - prophecy song and foreshadowing 🔝 just my vibe
Just a Man - the man, the legend, the myth, would feel like a crime not putting it in the top 3
My Goodbye - i can feel Athena's and Ody hearts break, i love singing along, "You're Just a Man" chorus... chills! i love Athena pt. 2
Scylla - i love evil women doing evil shit "Drown in your sorrows and fears!!!" 💃YAS QUEEN, Eurylochus' coming out+ "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" yeah epic survival song
Suffering - i love evil women doing evil shit pt. 2, the love Ody has for Penelope>>>, such a funny song to sing along, "Penelope, why, You know I'm too shy 👉👈"
Done For - CIRCE!!! i love evil women doing evil shit pt. 3, i love circe
Wouldn't You Like - every God song is such a banger, hermes is a delight and i love his zany laughter
Ruthlessness - finally the Ocean Saga shows up! (no i totally didnt fear to write down this word *hides in dyslexic cave* i feel always proud if i can pronounce it right first try) this song is very much a slay
Remember Them - chills
Survive - yeah epic survival song pt. 2, aot vibes, i love how this one and polyphemus are attached, true epicness
Keep Your Friends Close - silly song i love with my whole heart, Aeolous is so cute!!
There Are Other Ways - CIRCE!! i love her!!
Little Wolf - why does Antino sound so good and suave, i always imagined him like a disgusting pig <3, i love Athena pt. 3
Thunder Bringer - Zeus has such a distant regal vibe, the "But we'll die/ I know" HEART BREAKING
Warrior of the Mind - a classic, maybe The Classic, i love Athena pt. 4
The Horse and the Infant -SUCH A GREAT OPENING OF THE ALBUM!! first look at zeus and so many greek "heroes" mentions!!
We'll Be Fine - Athena and Telemachus!! just this, she's not the Step-Aunt... she's the Aunt who stepped up!!! i love Athena pt. 5
Open Arms - Such a hawaiian shirt song fr fr
Puppeteer - it took me some time to warm up to it (cus of the rap, i don't listen to it usually) BUT ITS SO SILLY!!
Polyphemus - I really like the middle to end part, when Ody tries to talk his way out of the cave, and the end connecting to Survive its what we call a slay
Luck Runs Out - maybe i just dont really like the Ocean Saga lol, tho this song is very very cool, (remember seeing it in lmk video and thats what forced me to listen to the epic musical in full) before anyone comes for me THIS SONG IS GOOD BUT I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOVE IT MORE
Love in Paradise - CALYPSO IS SO GOOD!??? tho apart from her verses i don't really like anything else :(
The Underworld - everytime i get reminded Full Speed Ahead exists a part of my soul dies, tho right after "Bye, Mom" THE SONG BECOMES ONE OF MY FAVES
Monster - i think this is the song i quote the most irl, i think its low just cus its too fast for me to sing along 😭 and also its less iconic than The Underworld
Legendary - i like this a lot! such a good "I Want" Disney type song!
Mutiny - now im wondering if i should put this higher, but the problem is that (apart from the last 3 and the top 4) EVERY SONG IS INTERCHANGABLE, THEY ARE ALL GREAT IN THEIR WAY
Full Speed Ahead - the bane of my existência, i skip it 50% of the times, still has great moments like Polited and "Penelope is waiting for me"
Different Beast - the bane of my existência pt. 2, always a skip, unless im in the shower, then i would sing along while >:(
Storm - the bane of my existência pt. 3, ALWAYS A SKIP, IF IM IN THE SHOWER I GET OUT TO SKIP IT, IF STORM HAS NO HATERS IM DEAD
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pastanest · 2 years
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A/N: shamelessly inspired by the legend that is Amanda Bynes cinematic masterpiece which, if you have not seen it, is too iconic for words and also @januaryembrs imagine Making Of A Man, so please read that one bc it is INCREDIBLE and is on my Jon Snow fic recs list for VERY good reason!!
warning: light reference to SA (reader does what we all wish we could’ve done tho fr and doesnt actually get SA’d, it’s just implied what could’ve happened)
Jon Snow x she/her!reader
part two can be found here
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She’s The Man - Part One
The feeling caused by being effectively held in place by the shoulders of the men on either side of you is a discomfort that only a woman could truly understand, and that irony is not lost on you. It is a relief to know that none of the men around you can see through the shaggy short hair and into your mind, to hear such exposing thoughts. They cannot feel the way the cold air nips at the newly exposed skin at the back of your neck, having never had such little hair to shield yourself from the cold in all your life. They cannot see the way you pick at the nails that you were quick to rip off unevenly, out of fear of neat fingernails alluding to your femininity and ruining your rushed disguise before you have even arrived. It is a wonder they do not notice the way that your body jolts with every bump in the road below, far more than any of theirs do. Perhaps they think of you as a weak boy, which, while you will still be perceived as an easy target, is nothing compared to the terrifying reality of if they knew who - and what - you really are.
Thankfully, the journey between your home and the wall is not as long as it would be for others, the Northern blood in your veins a constant reminder of where you had come from, even if you would never be able to return there. However, the lack of time to mentally prepare yourself for the sight of such a place is something you are not grateful for. The wall towers higher than any structure that you have ever seen, part of you laboring under the misapprehension that it may even touch the darkening sky. If you are lucky enough to stand up there, you wonder if you will be able to touch the clouds, or the rays of the setting sun. 
The men that surround you say nothing as the gates to Castle Black open, welcoming you all to the home that you have chosen, but suspect many have not. Beyond the gate stands an enclosed realm that is more occupied by men than any you have seen, and that is truly saying something. Clutching the string of your bow at your front and checking its limbs at your back are still intact, you take a deep breath and rise from the cart with the rest of the men, having to jump to the ground rather than simply step down as they do. 
“We’ve got a little one on our hands now, boys!” 
A large man in an even larger black fur cloak and a particularly smug look on his aged face, sneers at you from a few feet away, bringing laughs from several other men. 
Wide eyes darting around your surroundings, you begin to consider that this may have been the worst mistake of your life thus far, until a familiar face appears in your line of sight. 
Him having not yet seen you, you allow yourself the innocent and undisturbed joy of watching him laugh with a small group of men that you do not recognise, feeling age old butterflies awaken from their slumber and burst to life within you at the sight of the smile you never thought you would be so lucky to see again, before a heavier-set man taps his shoulder and gestures to you. 
Jon Snow’s eyes meet yours from across the courtyard, and his smile falters, heart skipping a beat in his chest. He swears by the old Gods and the new that, for just a moment, he sees you standing there, with shorter hair and baggier clothes that don’t fit the memory of you that he holds so dearly, but the face the same, older than when he last saw it, but just as beautiful as he always remembered thinking you were, and seemingly, are. With a shake of his head, his mind clears, and he realizes that of course, it cannot be you, though he could also swear your twin brother had never looked so similar to you before.
Jon chuckles in disbelief as he approaches you and pulls you into a loose hug. While still recovering from seeing him after all this time - and here, of all places - you do not miss the opportunity to breathe in his familiar scent, feeling an odd sense of home as your face heats up. Pulling away from each other just enough to hold shoulders, Jon’s grin is unwavering.
“It is always a joy to see you, Darius, but, Seven Hells, what have you done to end up here?!”
Being referred to by your brother’s name is jarring, but you try your best to refrain from revealing that with the expression on your face. Unsurprisingly, being in the presence of Jon Snow makes it impossible for you to show anything but a smile.
“As it is to see you, Jon, and I will tell you later, I expect today is going to be-”
The same smug, older man that had made the comment at the expense of your stature earlier, interrupts you. “Oh, what a surprise, the mouse is friends with the bastard!”
Instinctively, a frown overtakes your face, one that Jon mistakenly recognises to belong to you and not your brother. Eyes not leaving Jon’s, you ask a silent question, and he shakes his head very slightly as you move to stand beside him. Apparently, this man is not one for you to snap at for referring to Jon as a bastard. Had Jon not shaken his head, you can’t begin to entertain the choice of profanities that you would have sent across the courtyard.
“Well, as is tradition with new friends of the bastard, show us what earns you a place at his side, little one!” The older man taunts, earning further laughs from the men that choose to follow him, against Jon. Naturally, you make a mental note of whose faces to avoid. 
A rusty sword is thrown at your feet, hitting the ground with a clang that makes your bones shudder. For a moment, all you can do is stare at it, until Jon clears his throat, glancing between you and the sword in confusion. Flustered, you bend down to pick it up, hoping you do so in a convincingly “manly” way, but regardless of that, the way in which you demonstrate having clearly never held a sword in your life immediately sends you plummeting in the social ranks.
“Gods, what a sorry state this one is!” The comment comes from one of the men that arrived with you, seemingly making an effort to join the wrong crowd, and that is the first of many final straws on the back of the amount of humiliation you can take in a day.
In no more than seven seconds, you drop the sword, march over to the pot of crooked, poorly made arrows that slump lamely against a wall, remove your bow from your back, grab an arrow, aim and fire, knocking the man’s hat clean from his head and pinning it to the wooden pillar behind him.
Silence falls upon the courtyard, but the grin on Jon Snow’s face in your peripheral vision tells you that you are far from having done something wrong. 
Kicking the pot of arrows over, you sigh, before turning back to the older man that had taunted you, daring to make a stand and earn an enemy on your first day. 
“Perhaps if you catered to different weapon talents, instead of rusty swords and arrows that a handless man could make better, your army wouldn't be in such a sorry state.” With that, you take a dramatic bow, earning applause from Jon and his friends, who are quick to surround you and congratulate you on your fantastic show as they usher you into the common room of Castle Black. 
Seating you at a table and clambering onto the seats around you, the men begin bombarding you with questions and compliments.
“The look on Ser Alliser’s face, I’ve never known anything like it! You’ve made more of a first impression than Jon!” A long haired, stubbly faced and slim man, who hurriedly introduces himself as Ed, gushes from your left. 
The heavier set man sitting opposite Ed, who is quick to tell you that his name is Sam, nods along with him. “To join us is to make enemies, but I dare say you would have been able to do that all on your own! And I mean that in a good sense.”
Jon chuckles from his place sitting opposite you. “Alright, lads, don't blow too much smoke up his arse.”
You beam at them. “No, no, please continue, this is doing wonders for my wall-bound ego!”
The band of new friends that you have made laugh at your response, until the quieter one sitting to the right of you, who Ed introduces as Pyp, speaks up. “Usually, we’d strongly advise against making a scene like that, but by already being friends with Jon, Ser Alliser would’ve hated you no matter what you did.”
You raise an eyebrow at this. “Why does Ser Alliser hate you?”
Jon meets your gaze and shrugs. “He has since I arrived, I’m not entirely sure why. Perhaps it’s my status versus his, or the fact I’m not as hopeless with a sword as he expected me to be.”
You sigh. “As useless as I am, you mean.”
Jon chuckles. “Your skill with a sword doesn't matter when you can wield a bow like that. When did your sister teach you?”
A warm smile blooms between your cheeks, having never expected Jon to remember the bow as your preferred weapon choice. “A few years ago, when I realized I wasn't getting any taller, or stronger.”
Jon smiles back at you, but doesn't laugh, not wanting to humor a joke about your stature like Ser Alliser did. “(Y/N) taught you well, how is she?”
And despite the circumstances, you find yourself grinning at him. “She is well, thank you for asking. She is the reason I’m here, actually.”
Ed interjects in the conversation that both you and Jon had forgotten was not just between the two of you, to enquire about how exactly the two of you know each other. 
It is no fanciful story - no matter how much the smiles on yours and Jon’s faces as you tell it may suggest otherwise - but a case of continued happenstance, in that Jon and his brother Robb often accompanied their father when he took short trips to other houses, and that on one of those trips, the boys bumped into you and your brother. Quite literally, you ran straight into Jon and fell backwards, landing on the muddy ground, smaller bow in one hand and an arrow in the other. The tattered nature of the dress that you wore told Jon that you were not highborn, but regardless, he was mortified to have knocked over a girl and hurried to bend down to help you to your feet. As soon as you were stood, you spun on your heel to aim and shoot an arrow, narrowly missing your brother’s shoe as he ran past you. From that moment on, the Stark boys begged their father to take them to play pretend battles with you and your brother, which went on for many years of your childhood, until Lady Catelynn forbade it, because it was not an activity for the heir to Winterfell, and because it made Jon Snow far too happy. As such, it has been years since Jon has seen either of you, enough time for your brother to have curiously grown to become more like you than Jon had ever anticipated he would. Never in his life had Jon seen a man he found to be so…pretty.
Sam gasps. “By the Gods, Jon, you never mentioned you had a girl!”
And Jon Snow’s face flushes deep crimson, horrified eyes looking to you for your reaction. “She was not my girl!”
His reaction makes you laugh, because oh yes, yes you were, he just didn’t know it. Hoping to convince him to carry on this topic of conversation, you try to respond in a way that a man would expect another man to. “Oh, please, speak freely, my sister is not here to witness such confessions, and it is not like I will be able to tell her!”
Ed nudges Jon. “Precisely! You clearly had a fondness for her, confess your sins to the sworn abstinent!” 
All of you share a laugh at that, and Jon sighs. “Aye, I did have a fondness for her, it’s true.” He looks at you, trying not to notice the way your eyes glaze over at his revelation. “You said that (Y/N) was your reason for being here, how?”
Rolling your eyes, you take a deep breath. “Some pompous prick with lands and a title tried to take her virtue.”
Sudden storm clouds rage behind Jon Snow’s frowning eyes, blood boiling in his veins, and fists clenching on top of the table. “If I ever find the filth that tried such a thing, you have my word, I’ll kill him.” He seethes, unable to merely comprehend the idea of someone trying to harm you.
His protective outburst is enough to make your heart flutter, but you hide it behind a small smile and a nod. “Thank you. She did get her own back, though.” Jon nods, encouraging you to continue, and you can't help the smug grin that plasters itself on your face. “She stabbed him in the cock the moment he got it out.”
Silence falls again, all three men’s jaws dropping and almost smacking against the table. 
“A common girl stabbing a Lord in the cock is enough for a death sentence, so I said I did it, and earnt myself a life sentence on watch, instead.” 
Sam speaks up first, wanting clarity on a detail of your story. “And the Lord, he allowed that?”
You shrug, sitting back. “A Lord would rather tell everyone a psychotic boy was sent to the wall for simply stabbing him than admit a common girl was killed for stabbing him in the cock when he tried to have his way with her.”
It takes the men a second to process your ‘crime’ and its sentence, before they erupt in cheers of victory in your name, save for Jon, whose gaze is fixed on the table, storm clouds not yet cleared. 
The rest of the evening passes in a blur that you had not at all anticipated for your first day. Ed, Pyp and Sam go out of their way to make you feel welcome, asking you all kinds of questions about where you came from, your favorite things to do, discussing what you all miss the most about home; it was time spent getting acquainted with your new friends, all the while your favorite memory of home sat opposite you. At most, he would smile at the things you said, but his eyes stayed fixed on the window for the majority of the evening, miles away with thoughts that you so desperately wished you could read.
As you finish your meals, you look around at your new friends. “What is the plan for tonight then, lads?”
Pyp gestures to himself and Ed. “We’re on watch.”
Sam sighs blissfully. “I will be sleeping soundly for as long as humanly possible.”
Chuckling, you look to your oldest friend. “Jon?”
Only at you calling his name does he return to himself and meet your gaze. “I’m not on watch either, and nor are you, none of the new men will be. Ser Alliser placed me in a particularly cold room, purposely, but there is a spare bed if you would like it.”
Nodding, you rise from the table and stretch out your limbs. “Off to bed it is, then. Lead the way, Lord Jon!”
That nickname catches him off guard, recognising it as something that only you used to call him, and smiling fondly, rather than reading into the fact that it was said by your brother.
Upon reaching your new accommodation, Jon opens the door and gestures for you to head in first, though he does not know exactly why, you are both men, after all; chivalrous gestures are not commonplace. Walking around you, Jon is quick to light the single candle in the room, its flame barely impacting the darkness that fills the rest of the room. 
When your footsteps stop in the middle of the room, you are certain you can hear the soft tiptap of claws against the stone floor, and then something is sniffing at your crotch. Gasping in surprise, Jon chuckles from behind you.
“Sorry, I should have mentioned-”
You interject. “You have a puppy!” 
Ghost, sensing Jon’s positive feelings towards you and logically concluding you are a friend, nuzzles at your hand in the dark. Jon is shocked to hear no fear in your voice at all when confronted by a large beast in the dark. Simply put, you are experiencing pure glee. 
Still, he frowns. “A direwolf.” He corrects you, but you are already crouching on the floor and feeling for Ghost’s ears to give the much needed scratches that you have discovered your new purpose in delivering for the rest of your life.
“Doesn’t matter how big, a puppy is still a puppy. And I love this puppy, and he loves me, don't you? Oh yes, yes you do, aren’t you the softest and loveliest boy in the whole world, hmm?” 
Apparently, Jon has completely lost you to his direwolf, who is lapping up the affection and the baby voice with which you are addressing him. He sighs in defeat.
“His name is Ghost.”
You gasp dramatically at this, scratching under the very large puppy’s chin. “Oh, Ghost, what a wonderful name! Such a strong and scary boy, aren’t you? Oh, I bet you are! The scariest brother on the wall from what I’ve heard!”
Jon cannot believe he is admitting this even inside his own head, but there is a small amount of jealousy swirling in his stomach, hearing the praise you are showering his direwolf in. 
“You weren’t exaggerating about how cold it is in here, Gods!” You laugh airly, rubbing your arms through your brother’s clothes and standing back up, continuing to rub Ghost’s head as he nudges your palm.
Jon sighs guiltily, it being too dark for you to see the expression on his face. “Sorry, I should have sent you to a warmer room than this.”
You shake your head frantically. “No, no, please, I’m grateful! I know you better than anybody else here, I will feel much safer sharing with you. And Ghost.”
Reaching you in two quick strides, Jon gingerly reaches for your shoulder through the darkness with one large hand. “I won’t let them harm you. Neither will Ghost.”
Nodding, you look up at him, wishing you could see into his eyes, this close. “Thank you, Jon.”
Dropping your shoulder, Jon makes his way over to his bed and begins to strip to his underclothes. 
Of course, you are temporarily blind in the one moment you have never been more desperate to witness a certain view.
Each of your steps in the general direction of your bed is slow and careful, guided mostly by Ghost who is still pressed against your side, until your boot hits a wooden leg of the bed, and you feel for the mattress, sitting down on it and breathing a sigh of relief. Knowing Jon cannot see you, you strip free of your oversized clothes, to your own underclothes beneath, feeling oddly intimate in a strange sort of way.
Once safely nestled under the furs and blankets of your bed, your body begins to regain its natural warmth. Ghost drops his head against your bed, sniffing against the furs dramatically.
Rolling your eyes, you shuffle until your back is pressed against the wall and pat the newly empty space beside you. “Come on then, Ghosty, up you get.”
With no further instruction needed, Ghost leaps onto the bed and begins to turn in circles, padding the space of the bed that he intends to occupy.
From the other side of the room, Jon laughs. “You are already spoiling that wolf far too much!”
“Nonsense!” You huff playfully, absentmindedly brushing through Ghost’s fur with your fingers while he settles himself beside you. Despite the fact you have not yet seen what this wolf looks like, you are all too aware of the fact that you would already give your life for him.
In the privacy of this room, shared by just the two of you, and in a space where neither of you can see the other, you decide to address what has been weighing on your mind.
“Jon?” You call out quietly, and he hums in response. “You were awfully quiet at dinner…I just wanted to ask if you were alright? I did not want to make a spectacle of your feelings in front of your friends, so thought it best not to ask until now. If you do not wish to tell me, then I understand, I just wanted you to know you can tell me, if you would like to.” Your words float in the space between your heads, from your heart to his, and he feels the weight of them.
“Thank you, that’s very kind. In truth, I was worrying after (Y/N), what had happened to her. Is she alright?” He asks, the thought of you being afraid making him physically nauseous, because he can't be there. 
“It was not easy, but she has recovered as well as she can. She has more of a nervousness towards men that she does not know, naturally, but aside from that, she is much the same. I’m sure that your concern for her would bring a smile to her.” Talking about yourself in the third person is not an easy feat, but you are getting the hang of it, slowly.
After a moment’s silence, Jon speaks up. “I wish I had been there.”
You raise an eyebrow. “When?”
Jon wipes his face with his hands. “Before, during, and after. I wish I’d seen more of you both, I wish I’d been there to help protect her from that, and help her feel safe again afterwards.”
Tears start to sting your eyes at his heartfelt confession and care for you. “As do I.”
To Jon, your response alludes to your brother wishing he had been there to rescue you, but to you, you are sharing Jon’s wish, that he had been there.
“I’m sorry, it must be more difficult for you, as her brother.” Jon apologizes.
“It is, but there is no more that I can do, especially now that I’m here. Even if I wasn’t, you would make more of a difference than I ever could.” You say, speaking words that you never thought you would have the chance to tell him to his face.
“How so?” Jon questions.
“She thinks of you often, she told me so. When it happened, she thought about how angry you would be, and that helped give her the strength to fight for herself. Nothing I did could compare to the mere thought of what Jon Snow would have done if he’d been there. That’s not to say you would have necessarily done more than I, but that it would mean more to her if that action came from you.” The confession is an honest one, feeling less daunting when viewed as someone else’s. 
Almost a minute of silence passes, and your mind spirals. Was that too much? Has he somehow pieced together that those words were yours, not your brother’s? Have you already ruined your new life?
And then, you hear laughter. So quiet at first, but quickly blossoming into a hearty, full laugh. 
“What?!” You are confused, but already chuckling with him.
“Well, had I known that, perhaps I would have reconsidered my joining the Night’s Watch!”
Now, you’re laughing too, the ridiculousness of it all exacerbated by the additional layer of diabolical coincidence that has led you here, to this bed, in a room with the man your heart has always yearned for, that you were so sure you would never see again. 
“She will be just as disappointed, I can assure you!” 
Jon sighs, heart swelling and dropping simultaneously at the hope and soul crushing reality of it being completely unrealistic all at once, wanting to shift the topic of conversation.
“What of you, did you leave a maiden behind?” 
An easy enough question, you think to yourself, but immediately begin to consider how to make the answer less dull and finite. “There was someone that I had my heart set on, and now I think I’ll dream of them, if nothing else.” 
Jon hums thoughtfully. “That’s quite romantic, perhaps I’ll do the same.” Realizing what he has said, he scrambles for a recovery statement. “My apologies, I did not intend to tell you I’d be…”
You muffle your giggle into your pillow before answering him. “Dreaming of my sister? You pervert!”
And then you’re laughing again, like the old friends that you are. If Jon only knew who you really were, this effortless flow of conversation and complete lack of awkwardness could be understood as chemistry.
“I suppose we’d best go to sleep. Thank you for making my first evening far better than I’d imagined it would be. Though I doubt my presence is any consolation to the truth of not being able to marry my sister by being here, I am glad that you are here.” There’s a playful, teasing tone to your voice and the chuckle Jon gives you is proof enough that he did not miss it. 
“Thank you, I am glad that you are here, too. Goodnight.”
Smiling to yourself, your eyes flutter closed. “Goodnight, Jon.”
The next morning, you awake to a large hand shaking your shoulder through the blankets that cover you, and your eyes snap open, an alarmed expression on your face that makes Jon smile guiltily as he retracts his hand. 
“We’re expected at training, but I thought I’d let you get as much sleep as possible on your first night. I’ll see you out there.” 
With a nod, Jon takes his leave, and you release a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. If you had not had the blankets firmly tucked beneath your chin, if your chest had been visible in the gap of your underclothes…your blood runs cold. For future reference, there is absolutely no way that you can sleep without more clothes on.
Rushing to get ready into the black clothes that Jon very kindly placed at the foot of your bed, without telling you, you flatten your disheveled hair as best as you can and make your way towards the door, only then acknowledging the large white direwolf that has been waiting there patiently for you.
Smiling at him, you scratch behind his ears. “Good morning, Ghosty. Now, you must swear to me that you won’t go telling Jon about what you may or may not have seen when I was getting dressed, alright?”
Ghost tilts his head to the side as he looks up at you.
With that, you nod at him. “Thank you, I take your word as an oath of sworn secrecy.”
The moment the Northern air hits you, your eyes are searching the courtyard for Jon, and you find him, his gaze seemingly focussed on the door he knew you would exit from, waiting for you amongst his friends. He waves you over with a kind smile that sends butterflies spiraling in your stomach again as you jog over to meet him, Ghost plodding along beside you.
Save for the odd sarcastic comment from Ser Alliser, the majority of the day is spent in good spirits with your newfound comrades. Sam clarifies that the older man patrolling the courtyard and checking the ability of the new men is Lord Commander Mormont, and he is seemingly a much nicer man, which keeps Ser Alliser reigned in. He trusts that Jon will train you effectively, so does not request you join a different group for training exercises, much to your relief. Unfortunately, training with Jon Snow does come with a price. Namely, the fact that you cannot focus on anything he says when he is demonstrating a particular offensive or defensive motion with a sword because you are far too distracted by how unbelievably handsome he looks, the way his dark curls bounce with every movement he makes, and the smile on his face when he watches you try to mimic what he showed you three seconds prior and you simply stand there, dumbfounded. And when he demonstrates how to hold a sword by wrapping his larger hands around yours? Gods be good, your hands have never shaken so much in your life. Of course, the kindhearted Jon Snow notices this.
“You’re trembling, are you cold? I can fetch you a thicker cloak.” He offers quietly, melting you beyond what you consider to be fair. 
“N-No, I’m alright, thank you, just…not used to holding something like this, worried I’ll hurt someone.” That was not entirely dishonest, but it is definitely not the largest portion of the truth.
The look in Jon’s eyes then was something that you struggled to place, because you are so sure that you recognise it from moments of your childhood, when you said things to Jon that were simply kind, and he heard them as the most profound statements of his life. Jon remembers it well, but both you and he are perplexed by him looking at your brother with such an expression. 
“The intention is to hurt someone with it, to protect yourself, if need be.” Jon says softly, though you can tell he is not paying much attention to his own words, too lost in your eyes to remember where the two of you are standing.
“I know, but I don’t want to hurt someone by accident, and with you standing so close, I am worried I will accidentally maim you…”
That not only brings a laugh from Jon, but Sam, Ed and Pyp, too, thinking your concern as very sweet, but knowing that Jon can easily block a poorly aimed swing if he has to. 
By the end of the day’s training, you are under the impression that you have made quite the improvement, to at least appearing as though you have held a sword once before, as opposed to the embarrassment you inflicted upon yourself yesterday when you held it like a hot poker. During supper, Jon informs you that he is on watch tonight and that you are welcome to join him, unless you would rather turn in for the night. While every muscle and bone in your body protests against the idea of anything other than rest after such rigorous physical activity - the likes of which you have never punished yourself with before - the chance to spend more time with Jon, and to see the world from what you believe to be the top of it, is too idyllic to miss. The giddy grin on your face as you frantically nod at his invitation is enough to make Sam chuckle.
“I’ve never known someone so excited to go up there, it’s actually quite frightening!” 
You shrug. “I’m sure it is, but I don’t doubt it’s beautiful, too.” 
Jon nods, smiling at you warmly. “It is, the world is so quiet from up there. You’ll see.”
At that, you’re grinning again. “I can’t wait!”
And your grin does not waver, not on the walk to the lift, and not by the time you’ve stepped inside it, either. In fact, when you and Jon are almost halfway up the wall, you are practically bouncing with excitement. The sadness of saying goodbye to Ghost as he left with Sam instead of accompanying you is already forgotten, replaced by a thousand questions of what you’ll see when you reach the top of the world. Standing at your side and looking down at you, Jon laughs quietly, but doesn’t say anything, not daring to interrupt the scene of your eyes darting through every visible gap in the lift to the rising world outside. He is certain he has never found another man as enchanting as he finds you. 
The lift stops at the top of the wall with a creak, and you jump out of your skin, purely from adrenaline, not fear, and the door cannot open quick enough. The gasp that escapes you the moment you can see a clear view from the top of the world, sends a warm cloud from your lips that disappears in an instant. Running to the closest end of the wall, you stop yourself at the edge and look down. Undeniably, there is a horrifying thought of what it would be like to fall from such a height, but most of all, you are in awe. Having always had an awareness of the world being so much bigger than you could ever comprehend, you never imagined that it would be this tall, it was not something that you were able to envision until this very moment. 
Jon is back at your side in an instant, reading your wide eyes and nodding in understanding. 
“It’s surreal, isn’t it?”
Looking up at the night sky, you laugh at yourself. “It is, but I was convinced I would be able to touch the clouds from here, so I can’t help being a little disappointed.” 
Jon laughs with you, shaking his head at how effortlessly you can make him laugh by being so sweet, so you. “Unfortunately, I don’t think you’re quite tall enough.”
Gasping for an entirely different reason, you elbow Jon in his side at his jab at your height, both of you laughing like school children, feeling an easiness that neither of you have felt in years, not since you last saw each other. Both of you know that it is not the same thing he felt with your brother, nor that your brother felt with him, but neither of you dare to acknowledge such a thought.
Tucking your cloak beneath you, you sit down on the edge and dangle your legs over it, adjusting yourself to the view. Until Jon lowers himself to sit beside you, shoulder to shoulder, and you turn to look at an even better view. The very best, one could argue. 
“I don’t mean to sound like a soppy git, but you being here really has turned this from a hellish life to one that I’m actually happy to live.” You tell him, honestly, and Jon gives you that same look again, reading your eyes and wondering how you could possibly say something so genuine and kind, sounding so familiar in a way that he can’t explain, but it hits his heart just like it always has when he’s known it comes from you.
“Thank you, I feel much the same. The friends I’ve found here have made everything more bearable, but you…a tether to the best parts of my life before it was this, it’s…nice, to have you around.” There’s a soft expression on his face as he watches you react to his words, face relaxing because you know that he understands exactly how you feel and reciprocates it. In one sense, at least. 
Sighing deeply, you look ahead and, without thinking too much about it, rest your head on Jon’s shoulder. A minute of comfortable silence passes, neither of you wanting to disturb such a pure and perfect moment; silent and at peace, on top of the world. The same feeling shared in your pounding hearts, same warm faces and bashful smiles. And then, you break the silence. 
“Soppy git.”
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an-honest-puck · 1 year
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I have watched Pray Don't Be Fickle far too many times than is normal (thanks @personinthepalace for sharing the whole scene lol) and I simply cannot get over how incredible Jonathan's voice is- like, the tone of his voice?? so crisp and clear it's amazing
(also, I love rewatching it and watching everyone reacting to him lol)
the fact that it's Harry who first summons him and names him Reverend Jon
Nancy suggesting a silly summoning spell to give Jonathan time to get on stage
the musicians in the background looking at Jon, waiting for him to cue them
Nancy double checking that he's coming and Harry trying not to break as he watches Jon walk on
ok no but hold on, the pure delight on Nancy's face when she realises that Jon's actually going to get on there and sing is so wonderful and lowkey kinda heartwarming?? idk, she's just so hyped for this moment y'all, it's hard not to get swept up in the excitement ya dig?? lol
not Jon Oscar starting his cameo with a pun XDD
"I sense someone has become something jarred!" - Oscar
Charlie: Our headmistress has been turned into a pickle! We need you to reverse that. Oscar: Of course. Well, my children, there's only one way to do that of course. Charlie: Of course- Oscar, breaking half way through this sentence: Which I fear is through song.
Nancy absolutely setting Jon up for a big dramatic song and of course the kicker: "Why don't you take... centre stage?"
listen, I know Nancy literally gestured for him to be centre stage, but that still doesn't explain why he starts this song kneeling pfffff- fr who knows, but it's a bloody power move if I ever did see one
speaking of brilliant moves, shoutout to Charlie for inviting everyone in the cast on the stage to be a part of this iconic moment 😌
Oscar: Uhh. My children, I must say, I'm disappointed that tonight is the only show my parents are watching.
Almost everyone else in the cast: *breaking*
Oscar: But here we go.
the band and Jonathan being perfectly timed on that opening chord and note??? wtf is this improv magic????? /amazed
I'm sorry but even from that very first line "When you've been turned" his tone is so crisp and so strong my god
also, I can't tell if rhyming 'jarred' with an alternate pronunciation of 'prepared' (i.e. 'preparred') is lazy or lazy enough to be genius XD
I adore Lauren and Nancy's all the little interjections in the first few lines and Jon including them in the song XD
Jon: When you've been turned into something jarred Lauren: Sing it, Reverend! Jon: You must be prepared, be preparred Nancy: It's just you! Jon: It's just me it's a solo, that's unfortunate Nancy (literally just as Jonathan has goe up to the two Henrys and Shields looks like he's about to help him lol): Don't try and pass it, Jon! Jon: But do not worry, things are gonna turn out great!
the knowing laugh of the audience when Jonathan sings "Pray, don't be fickle..." (because how else are you gonna rhyme 'pickle' ya dig?? XD)
but fr tho, Jono vocally popped off on the chorus!!!!!!!
also can we spare a moment to appreciate the way he physically embraces this song?? he's not dancing, but he absolutely nails the 'possessed by the music' acting direction of the scene and I friggin love it!!!!!
(the man is surprisingly light on his feet I would love to see him tap - Charlie says he was a great tap dancer back in their LAMDA days lol)
gotta love the musicians changing the rhythm of the song on him - to be fair, they are keeping in the gospel style of shifting the rhythm lol
and in true improv style, Jono incorporating that into the song XD
"A different kind of rhythm has started / And I know that we're all gonna see the change!" - Oscar
(yo how did he hit that note on 'change'?!!?!?)
and then of course he pops off lyrically and vocally
yo I legit have to record it here because this bit of lyrical improv is Showstopper level!!!!
A different kind of rhythm has started And I know that we're all gonna see the change! Magic's here and the lord is upon us So don't be fearful, now don't be enraged!
his vocal interjections in the second chorus!!!!! the way he becomes a choir director and gets everyone to do the chorus again because no one actually knew how the chorus went, least of all him!!! XD
and then he gets back on his knees and it's all over for us bitches /affectionate because it's me, I'm bitches XD
the way he signals for the music to stop is so fckn cool omg
THE RUN HE HITS ON 'PRAY' ADFSAKHDJFKSLAHLDJSK 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
(Nancy in the background looking so proud!!!!!!!!!!!!)
THE TIMING OF THE BAND TO COME BACK IN WITH THE MUSIC ASDFHADSFJLKAFHLJK 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
again with the badass stop-the-music signal?!?!?! we get it you're a fkcn bombass vocalist AND you're musically trained goddang- /jk
and to top it all off: a pitch perfect exit featuring a Shields flourish to end
in conclusion: Mischief, give the people what they want and let Jonathan Sayer sing more in your future productions!!!!!!!
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His outfits were so slay and he did an amazing performance. my baby was nervous but sounded incredible as always and the cute little iconic dance, perfection. the ending part tho?? I would pass away if I was her she’s so strong for being that close to him, looking into his eyes, and not dying. But overall fuck what anyone else says I’m so proud of him and he doesn’t care what anyone else thinks so that’s all that matters. His happiness and knowing that he’s loved and so many of us love and appreciate him for all he’s done and achieved!! HAPPY HARRY GRAMMYS TO US ALL
I LOVE HIM SOOOOOO FUCKING BADDDDDDDDD
Anonymous asked: PROUD DAD MOMENT
IM SOBBINGGGGG
Anonymous asked: Stabbing myself
NOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous asked: not my dad bitching at me for wanting to watch the Grammys... i literally spend 95% of my time in my room and the one night of the year i try to go to the living room and watch something apparently it's unacceptable.... literally go choke father
GOOODBYEEEEEE
Anonymous asked: WOMEN THROW THEIR PANTIES AT HIM AND HE PUTS THEM ON AND LOOKS BETTER THAN THEY DID IM GOING TO VOMIT BLOOD
GOJFBHGUHDJNSHU
Anonymous asked: Benito and his dick are opening the Grammys as if he didn’t shake his ass to Harry last week
WE LOVEEEE
SLAYDTGYU
Anonymous asked: not the ass grab like excuse sir that ass is exclusively mine
UFIKODJNHFUIJBHUIJKOL
Anonymous asked: having a cake with his sweet little toddler face on it is adorable and all and games UNTIL you have to cut it and its like STOOOOP YOU'RE HURTING HIM!!!
PLEASEJHFBGUJINRDFJD
Anonymous asked: thank god my period ends today🙌🙌🙌tonight’s content is going to be such great material🙌
UFIKJVHFUDIJHCUIJ
Anonymous asked: Still confused why Harry was carrying around a car key lmao like I don’t even have an expensive car and I don’t need a key to open or start my car. And baby is rich rich like put that away sir you’ll lose it lol
NJVBFHUJNB HES FUNNY BUT IM THE SAME I ALWAYS HAVE IT IN MY HAND WHEN IM GOING TO MY CAR CAUSE I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE IT
Anonymous asked: im very upset all of my general field predictions should’ve happened i only had harry for one but nobody’s predictions are panning out
no fr this is not going at all how I planned
Anonymous asked: The way I haven’t peed since the Grammys started😭
HELP
Anonymous asked: shaking sobbing puking wailing rolling on the floor squirting screaming moaning howling growling insane feral eating glass seizing comatose flatlining writhing in pain projectile orgasming vomiting blood
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ishikawayukis · 2 months
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HOLA WEEEEENAS!!!! OP anon here after disappearing for so long sjdjkwksje- had wonderful vacations but they were followed by some emotional and mental breakdowns but here we are 👊🏽✨ how are you Belle?? I noticed you changed your url :D✨
AY SI<333 the eyes don’t lie chico and neither does the heart, wci en serio fue maravilloso y tan emocionalmente cargado, I’m still 100% a Zoro girly but I will willingly become a Sanji defender any day dude nadie me va a insultar a ese hombre sin razón vayan a tener sus discusiones sin sentido de poder a otro lado🤺👊🏽
TE LO JURO ES QUE *punches air* okay so, I might be a little insane pero ya llegué al episodio 1112 JAJAJAJAJAHAHAJA PERO- literal Luffy es la encarnación de libertad (Nika, JOYBOY OMG-), he’s a not a hero even tho he might give the vibes of one: he’s a liberator!! whatever is restricting and holding back his friends he will fight it and get rid of it!! y si Luffy es tan inteligente emocionalmente, I very fondly call him dumb and silly but he’s so mature, a la edad de 6-7 vio a Shanks dejarse humillar por alguien que no vale la pena pelear y después darle una paliza cuando se mete con sus seres queridos. how can you remember all of that from that age and become conscious and mature enough to understand the reason behind it afterwards, and live by it for the rest of your life??
BIEN LINDOOOOOOS!!! es que la dinámica que mostraron funcionaba tan bien and I’m not gonna lie, I heard that part and thought the same JAJAJAJAJA Y PUEDE QUE SI SEA ASÍ porque si tomaron esa decisión personas que no hablan español pueda que solo buscaron la traducción básica y dijeron “hey they’re saying Black Leg guy!!” JAJAJAJAJ I’m not gonna lie, I also love all those ships but any ship with Luffy (sanlu, zolu, lawlu y demás pero no Nami JAJAHAJA) makes me SOOOO soft, yo sé que son representaciones fanon pero es que Luffy es así de lindo y capaz de traer luz a cualquier persona que ay no, lo quiero mucho al Luffy<3
y tú tipo “aaaaah, mira que bueeeenoooo” JAJAJAJAJAJA I honestly don’t know how would I react if I encounter a Sanji or Usopp or Nami hater like, I’ve seen people complaining or hating in comments on the websites I watched op and they literally have 0 sense or logic 💀 man I would die for Frobin, PERO EN WANO (oh boy I have so many things to say about wano) cuando van a entrar al palacio y Franky aparece en su moto y le dice a Robin “want a ride?” Y SIN DUDAR DICE SI TODA FELIZ CÁSENSEEEE!!! and then Brook takes her place and Franky is just like “whatever you can come I guess” JAJAJAJAJAJA also when they literally run over Big Mom LMAO ICONIC PERO Franky just turning around and saying “oh, I think we run over something, as long as it wasn’t over a pretty flower” Y MIRA A NAMI NOOO YO TAMBIEN LLORARA Y LO ABRAZO JAJAJAJAJA Franky best brother, best boyfriend, and best all-rounder award fr
los quiero mucho también estoy tan feliz que Jinbe ya sea un strawhat🫶🏽 más que vi los primeros dos episodios de Thriller Bark hace poco y casi lloro por Brook otra vez JAJAJAJA see this is why I hate those dudes even LUFFY who loves to get more powerful and fight powerful people has said not everything is about power, creo que lo dijo en la película Stampede que vi hace poco (debería volver a decirlo en el anime/manga😔👊🏽) Brook could literally be in an asylum, a risk to society even worse than most enemies yet he’s just making silly skeleton and panties jokes, everyone should be glad LMAO
ES CIERTO SAILOR MOON!!! más que después hacen la mini transformación de Luffy y Chopper imaginando el traje de Sanji AND THEN SANJI TRANSFORMS??? ngl mixed feelings at that moment porque me imaginé el conflicto interno pero cuando dice que se llamaba Soba Mask si me reí JAJAJAJAJAJSJSJA good for you man I’m so proud<3 y Law fanboying ahí enfrente pero diciendo “todos saben esto” YEAH OFC THEY DO YOU NERD 💀 I’m glad he broke it tho, like yeah it was cool and pretty useful but he doesn’t need it and he’s quite amazing as he is<3 kinda sad when his genes got awaken tho :c también casi lloro JAJAJAJAJA
nothing like an emotional and mental breakdown after a vacation, your brain truly was like yeah time to fuck shit Up
i diiiiid change my url it's what yuki deserves 😌 and i'm doing well! things are definitely not as shitty as they were LMAO
wci my beloved puedes creer q hay cualquier persona q dice q si zoro hubiese estado en wci le habría sacado la cresta a sanji y yo nuevamente me pregunto, ustedes ven one piece con el poto? AJJAAJ but yeah whole cake truly is a wonderful arc i'm so happy you enjoyed it!!
no soy nadie pa juzgar literal me vi toda la serie en 3 meses AJAJAJJ WHEN THE DRUMS STARTEEEEEEEEEEED the way i was shitting myself it was such a sick moment, he truly is liberation incarnated. and honestly luffy is dumb but he's also ridiculously smart the duality of a mc LMAO pero toda la razón vio cómo shanks se comportaba y dijo ah yo debería hacer lo mismo literal el mejor cabro 10/10
no pero literal "bien por ti" AJAJAJ i'm trying to learn how to ignore comments online because you're gonna find the most braindead people that only care about powerscaling so their only argument against nami and usopp is "well they don't do anything in the fights" once again, dejen de mirar one piece con el poto JAJAJ franky taking all of that in stride like ok brook it wasn't for you but you're my pal so you can do as you please LMAO la vez q aparecía franky en wano hacía algo maravilloso oda por favor dale más tiempo a este hombre es una necesidad a este punto
nooo si yo veo thriller bark de nuevo no lo logro, sería puro llanto constante sabiendo todo lo q va a pasar ajajajaj brook podría ser el loco más inútil de la vida y luffy igual lo tendría en su tripulación pq las ~vibes~ le importan más q el poder AJJAJA y honestamente? bien por el cuál es el punto si no es divertirse un poquito en el camino
THE SANJI TRANSFORMATIOOOOOOOON literally my fave thing because they gave 100% gave him the magic girl treatment LMAO that clip is one of my fave things because it's so unnecessary but so funny. and law being so dissapointed when sanji said soba mask instead of stealth black LMAO we know what you are nerd (también amo q ahí se formó literal el fanclub the north blue boys para sanji JAJAJA) sanji genes awakening.............. the promise with zoro.............. if oda ends up making that actually happen i will fly to japan and kick his ass. but also!! antes de q sanji destruyera el traje literalmente pensando "q versión de mi le serviría más a luffy" AMIGO!!! amigo por la chucha ya pasamos por esto luffy te ama de cualquier manera puedes ser cualquier versión de ti y luffy te va a seguir queriendo en su tripulación pq eres tUUUUUUUU SANJI POR FAVOOOOOOOOOR no necesitamos otro wci AJJAAJ
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catchingbutter · 2 years
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Honestly the arborly/hell arc of fhsy is just *chefs kiss* I could watch it on repeat and just never get tired of it
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wine-mom-wheeler · 2 years
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hi (: nice to meet you! i saw your post for asks so hope its ok i sent one..
im new to tumblr but in watching the latest season ive become absolutely feral for byler content to the point i had to make an acct cause nothing is enough for me rn lmao. not twitter not ao3 not nothing (the sudden ao3 revival has me living tho, ngl). fr i needed to be with my fellow bylers truthers its on my maslow hierarchy triangle next to air and food and im hype to see how many of us there are!
tbh idk how they expect us to wait til july 1 cause im frothing at how close we might be to byler canon byler ENDGAME LIKE HOW EVEN?? i genuinely didnt realise how much this meant to me until this moment right now where the possibility is being wafted in front of us with a good chance of being reality...but im also scared to hope as it feels too good to be true?? if that makes sense?
see somehow in nearly every fandom ive always managed to fall headfirst into the rarepairs and subsist on crumbs that even ants would ignore, so idk this is such a new exp for me to actually have hope?? idk its wild lol.
how are you handling the wait til vol 2 so far?
also unrelated but my cat stole my chair when i got up and i am now resigned to my new life on the floor..
anw tysm for reading my incoherent flailing mess of an ask, have a great day/night!
HI! Welcome to our not so little corner of the internet.
Ik what you mean about NEEDING BYLER. These two idiots have consumed my brain and aren’t paying rent fr 😭
I honestly was keeping my hopes low until the leech comment that Finn made 💀 That gave me so much hope. Like it was just so iconic. I’m thriving on the possibility of Byler but I’m just a little scared bc queer people always get the short end of the stick.
Tbh I’m not handling the wait. It feels like VOL1 came out months ago and I’m going crazy over every leak. ESPECIALLY THIS PHOTO LIKE OML
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I can imagine Lucas giving Will his jacket and Mike totally being jealous 😭😭😭
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sambergscott · 4 years
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notes from the palm springs commentary !! 🏝
i know not everyone has access to hulu and i know i'd be gutted if i couldn’t watch it too so bc i'm lucky enough to have an american friend who let me use her hulu account i thought i'd share the commentary with you all on here <3 
- their first bit of commentary is “there’s a title” (cristin) and “there’s a goat” (andy)... 10/10 anaylsis thanks guys
- andy joked that they talked about waiting for an earthquake but decided they didn’t have the budget to wait that long (he said the glowing lights at the end were real tho 🙄)
- andy: “we’re gonna start off pretty racy” djfdjfkdjgh
- “for all those kids out there, the b99 fans, you probably don’t wanna watch this”.... but andy,, we absolutely Do
- andy was cristin’s least favourite person in the movie
- nyles spread eagle on the bed was in the script not an acting choice
- according to andy there were 700,000 bugs just hatched where they filmed the wedding scenes that they had to edit out in post (also it was suuuuuper cold and cristin was shivering)
- ANDY CALLED HIMSELF A BUTT UGLY WEIRDO. NO SIR. U ARE THE FURTHEST THING FROM THAT.
- the dance move when he clapped his hands over his head “lightly hurt his schlong”
- they had 20-30 options for orchid explosion by fournier, cristin pitched some too that she “does not remember!” (she said that very cute)
- they talk about how great june squibb is and how andy is impressed that she wasn’t complaining about the cold/shooting at 5am/the fact that they improved a lil bit.  “she doesn’t not give a what”
- during the make out scene on the rock cristin goes “ohhh ~spicy~”
- they also had to have a snake wrangler come out before they shot that scene and he was like “uhh i think it’s good?”
- andy was excited about having to get shot by an arrow when he was reading the script (it was also the moment they realised this movie was zanier than first thought)
- the cave was the same place they shot the old batman movies
- they started working on palm springs on november 9th 2016…. hence the wedding date
- cristin said they did about 30 takes (at least) of her opening her eyes/sitting up.. basically the entire first half of the first day shooting she spent doing the same thing
- “i just think you’re the coolest cristin, way to go man!” “you too andy!”
- the beer is fictional and has a meaning behind it.. the tortoise is to do with a myth about the universe or smth
- andy wants someone to make the beer fr
- “so here is cristin in the desert pretending to be hot” “he means physically” “TEMPERATURE HOT… i have no opinions on her appearance”
- they wanted to skip past the set-up-y parts to avoid it being too groundhog day and add diff dynamics and comedic elements that come from that
- according to andy, nyles has been in the loop an “insanely long time” (cristin and andy like that you don’t know the exact number of years bc however many years it’s been nothing has changed for nyles)
- cristin’s fondest memories were spending days in that dusty ass car together (i too would like to be that girl in his car)
- “i like your hat” “of course you do” was improved by andy and jk
- andy said jk is a “national treash”
- andy loved shooting the montage w jk (and he thinks that montage + the scene at the end is why jk signed up to do ps)
- “i went full butt” - andy samberg, 2021
- HE HAS A STUNT DOUBLE CALLED SETH WHO HAS A SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER BUTT THAN HIM (but andy’s butt was funnier so they went with his)
- the very last shot of the movie was nyles getting the handjob in the car
- max or other andy i can’t remember who talked for a while about how talented our andy is. can’t wait for that oscar nom!!!!!
- if andy were in a time loop he’d try to catch up on shows for a few years (and then try and leave)
- cristin is horrified that he’d choose to watch all of MASH to get him through a time loop
- cristin LOVED filming all the deaths
- andy said that their dance scene in the denim jacket replaces every iconic dance scene ever like fame/dirty dancing/etc etc and he’s right
- he dropped her in that scene bc his arms are “weak and floppy like a baby calf”
- the tattoo moment was the only fully improved scene
- they REALLY wanted it in the movie
- cristin insisted on the hook hand and eye patch and they obliged and she said she kept the hook hand and put it on her mantle and andy was like “prove it prove it prove it prove it prooooooove it”
- she did Indeed prove it
- orange in the movie significies intimacy and that whole montage is coloured orange to show them falling in love
- they loved shooting the tent scene
- the first night they filmed it there was a sandstorm and rain and they had to hide under a tarp and they came back the next night and they were able to get looser with it bc it was the last day of shooting and they’d basically done the whole thing the night before
- the dinosaurs bit was a “symbolic moment between the characters - they are 2 people who don’t believe they can be loved so they’re feeling something impossible and therefore they should see something impossible”
- the wake-ups were like an acting exercise in a way bc each wake up was diff emotionally based on where they were in the loop
- nyles finally cares about something (her) for the first time in maybe hundreds of years and he immediately gets slapped down :(((
- “suck my dick officer bitch” was cristin’s ad lib!!! (if anyone makes a montage of her life’s work she would like it to either begin or end w suck my dick officer bitch, andy said why not both)
- “for some reason i rolled up one of my sleeves [after nyles woke up after their fight] and then we couldn’t get out of it so that was a lesson! it was a terrible choice”
- andy loves the overhead pool shot
- everytime andy watches the confrontation at the wedding he feels terrible for tala, we love an empathetic king
- re: roy’s arc andy talks about how important it is to relish what you’ve got and it was v v v v sweet
- everyone laughed so hard in the arrow/garbage bin scene
- apparently tyler’s shirtlessness in the shower was distracting for people in early tests and they had to tone it back w colour correction 💀
- cristin was like “did that happen when i had to take my shirt off?” and andy was like “uh huh yeah”
- the goat was on set for a couple of days + apparently cristin would talk to it in between takes 🥺🥺🥺 can she get any cuter
- max talked about how they lucky they were to get andy and cristin and how the movie wouldn’t have worked without them, they were so on the same wavelength and there was an early meeting where nobody else could get a word in bc they were talking so much
- nobody was in it for the paycheck, “it was for the love, and dare i say it, for the art” <3
- they took 3-4 nights to shoot the entire wedding, andy can Not stress enough how much they were rushing
- they haven’t busted out any bloopers yet bc they used pretty much every frame they could/reused them in different places
- cristin doesn’t want to know if nana knows bc the mystery of it is what makes the movie so great!
- andy said there’s no definitive answer to a lot of stuff bc a lot of the people working on the movie had diff opinions
- the french song w the slo mo bit of sarah in the bar was cristin’s choice
- andy is v confused why people think spuds is nyles’ dad,, he’s just tricking him into getting a ride and andy’s sorry to everyone who thought it was real
- cristin liked that the payoff at the end felt like payoff while still staying true to who nyles and sarah are and not just super romantic bc “it’s a romcom!” [andy said throwing his arms in the air]
- cloudbursting was andy’s idea from the very first meeting about the movie but we been knew
- andy: “here’s the ending! nobody knows what it means!”
- the family at the end was the producer’s family, they drove a very long way to do that 2 second scene lol
- andy and cristin were swaying to when the morning comes at the end 🥺
- andy clapped and shouted “WELL PRODUCED” when his/tli’s credit came up hahaha
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BABE I've been so busy recently sorry for not being as active 😭 but I'm gone for like 4 days and I come back to you WATCHING DEMON SLAYER!? I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ITS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVES ❤ so I literally watched all 3 seasons of demon slayer in like two days lol and I kinda regret watching it while on my period bc I fr cried like every episode LOL I was just a mess of emotions for those two days. First Inosuke is 100% my favorite character I would die for him in a heartbeat, and tanjiro is like my son I genuinely just adore him 🥺 I was hesitant to start demon slayer bc I thought that tanjiro seemed kinda boring for a main character (and I was like why the fuck does that girl have that thing in her mouth 24/7) but I was wroooong hes such an angel and I would literally stop watching the show if anything bad happened to him. I also want to fuck literally all of the hashira and demons big shocker I know lol. I'm super conflicted about muzan tho and would love to hear your thoughts on him. Like I think hes super hot, does he resemble Michael Jackson? Yes, but hes still sexy in my eyes lol but at the same time I just have a bad taste in my mouth when it comes to him. I usually LOVE villains no matter what no questions asked but after watching rui's backstory and seeing how muzan basically manipulated this poor boy to become a demon bc he was in that much pain and wanted to be free from it made me really sad ngl 😥 idk I'd probably still fuck him lol and I think hes a really cool and cruel villain but hes definitely not my fav. Also if you like the demons in this season wait until you get to mugen train and entertainment arc 👀 my fav demon so far is in entertainment arc so I'm so excited for you to get to that season ❤ as far as the hashiras goes I feel like this is such a controversial take bc hes everyone's favorite but I'm not that into uzui lol. Like hes undeniably the hottest character for sure but hes just not for me especially since I'm a super jealous person lol (would still fuck him under certain circumstances tho lmaoo). My favorites in no particular order are giyu, obanai, and sanemi for sure. Pleasee keep us updated on your thoughts as you watch I would love to see how you feel about the next two seasons like there's so much to talk about lol. Also I feel so blessed that I came back to you announcing a hashira au wtf I could cry 😭
Your important info post is looking BEAUTIFUL btw 👀
I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MAN DABI 😭 I feel like this ask is already ridiculously long tho so I probably will in my next ask lol but I 100% only watch mha for dabi and shigaraki so I dont blame you for not watching it. Imo they make it worth it tho they're probably my favorite anime characters of all time
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRfUSNkE/ me and you fr lol
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRfUR3KB/ this is definitely one of the coolest jjk edits I've seen
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRfUFPEg/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTRfUBhf4/
Jjk nonnie 🖤
NO NO NO BABY DONT APOLOGIZE AT ALL, it’s taken me just as long ❤️ I’ve been working on kinktober so I’ve been neglecting my asks a bit 😭😭 BUT I MISSED YOUUU
IM STILL ON SEASON ONE BUT I THINK LIKE THE LAST EPISODE IM TRYING TO STRETCH OUT AND WATCH DIFFERENT STUFF AT THE SAME TIME SO I DONT JUST HYPERFIXATE
I think it’s very iconic that Inosuke is also my SON AND we have the same favorite hashira too 😭 OBANAI SANEMI AND GIYU FOR ME IN THAT ORDER
I’m bummed I thought I was gonna be all over uzui and like you said he’s sexy and I really like his character but he’s far from my fave, so is Rengoku! Who is, coincidentally, my moms favorite
YES THE HASHIRA AU reader is going to be the company hole ™️ we love to see it for sure
KDKSKSKS I REALLY PROBABLY NEED TO CHANGE MEGUMIS PIC IM JUST SO LAZY BUT I WANT THEM ALL TO MATCH
ALSO okay muzan is all right 😭 I don’t think he’s the best but he definitely has his moments HOWEVER
Rui
My beloved
My little sweet spider demon baby boy
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT TO PROTECT HIM 🥹 the first figure I got of demon slayer is actually of rui I love himb
YES YES YES TIKTOK FEEDING TIME
I felt personally victimized by every one AND I have some for you!!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPNVKkH/
Watched that bad boy like 6 times before I fell asleep and I dreamed about Obanai like SPECIFICALLY HEARD THAT LINE OF DIALOGUE IN MY DREAM WHILE HE WAS UP IN THE TREE
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPNqd8K/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPNAB6d/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPNHEbm/
Aaand I wanna throw in some Levi ❤️
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPNhNw1/
BUT YES MY LOVE TELL ME ALL ABOUT DABI MY EARS AND EYES ARE OPEN I WANT TO KNOW YOUR MANS 😖
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voidendron · 2 years
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tagged by @vespertine-legacy for a Get to Know the Blogger - thanks, November! :D
1. why did you choose your url?
okay, so there's actually a bit of story behind it so this answer's gonna be long.
I was a roleplayer...god. years ago (6? ish years ago?), for the Transformers fandom, and because of the character I played, I got called "Blitz" and the nickname just kinda stuck, even after I left that fandom. before I'd realized I was trans, my username had "Queen" in it, and I had a separate account for RPing as that character. well, I had both accounts logged into the chat at the same time once cause I'd been chatting on my main, then decided to hop onto the RP one and forgot to disconnect my main (DeviantArt Chat, haha), someone didn't know which one to tag to get my attention, so just caps-locked BLITZQUEEN at me
it didn't take long for me to change my user to that. I eventually drifted away from that fandom, but I decided to name my mascot Blitz for the nostalgia
I started to get uncomfortable with my user, realized I was trans, and started looking for alternatives to the "queen" part of it. I came across the word "indite" which is a synonym for "write." I liked how symmetrical the I's were from each other in "Blitzindite," so decided to roll with it
so yes. my username is literally just "Blitz Writes" (it's also why my writing tag is "blitz indites")
2. any sideblogs?
@thevehszlegacy - where I keep track of my SWTOR OCs. needs updated, but soooo nice to have for sorting reasons
@swtor--screenshots - haven't posted there in a long while, but as the username says
@fr-thecollectors - my Flight Rising blog. currently in an inactive phase on FR, but I still adore my dragons there
@jse--deep-blue-sea - I had a crossover fic from my previous fandom that I stopped writing like two years ago, but decided to try and at least finish it now (mostly bc of the Subnautica part of the crossover). I only post chapters there so I can keep this blog to Star Wars content
I've got a few others I don't really touch anymore, but these are the notable ones
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
2018
4. why did you originally start your blog?
JSE and Markiplier Egos
5. why did you choose your icon?
my current one is my SWTOR main, but I usually have a gas mask one because my mascot has one in place of his face
6. why did you choose your header?
Aesthetic™
but I just really really love that screenshot. one of my favorites I've ever taken
7. what's your post with the most notes?
art from my previous fandom. not gonna link it because of eyestrain (glitching effects) and blood/gore. in this fandom, my post about being able to use headpieces (even the toothpick!!!!) to hide Vette's shock collar in vanilla
8. how many mutuals do you have?
uhhhhhh
idk
is there even a way to check that?
9. how many followers do you have?
249
10. how many blogs do you follow?
71
11. have you ever made a shitpost?
yeeee. my followers are probably tired of my dumb posts tbh aksjld;sldk
12. how many times do you use tumblr a day?
If I'm on my laptop, I have it open. so I'll just say "quite a bit" and leave it at that
13. have you ever fought another blog?
no
14. how do you feel about “need to reblog” posts?
can't stand them. the moment I see "everyone should reblog this" "if you don't reblog-" blah blah blah I scroll past whether I liked/agreed with the post or not, oftentimes without even reading the rest of the post.
15. do you like tag games?
sure! makes me nervous tagging others for them, tho
16. do you like ask games?
yessss I love ask games. haven't been doing em much lately, tho. I should get back into them.....
17. which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?
I...don't actually know. but I know some of them are more fandom-famous
18. do you have a crush on a mutual?
nah
tagging: @thedinalixlegacy @raven-of-domain-kwaad and whoever else wants to do it! like I said, tagging others makes me nervous 😅
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bangtanger · 4 years
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CONTENT CREATOR YEAR IN REVIEW
was thinking for 84 hours where should i post it but as its my creator blog i m doing it here <3 i was tagged by @taemaknae @suhdays @ynki @honsool @jjeongukie @taeyungie @dearbangtansonyeondan @lifegoesmon @everythingoes @flipthatjacketjiminie @yoongi-bts @jiminslight @hopekidoki @cowboyjinbop @yoonqiful @jcngkooks @pjmsdior @hobeah @balenciaguks​ @jinvant @hobibestboy @vjimin @yoongikook AND THANK U SO MUCH FOR INCLUDING ME T_T ik maybe its not a big deal but its a big deal to me and im touched :(((((((((((( also gimme some time to check all ur posts 👉👈 also im in a mood to say that ive collected many pokemons here djfksfhsakjddld ok nvm 
also sorry for a long post ik tmblr fvcks things up sometimes when there is keep reading so dont fight me plz <3
❀ first creation and most recent creation of 2020 
ok this is the fist one (still very pleased with colouring here T_T the stage lighting was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well yeah as always lmao) and this is the most recent (TBH DKJSKDSDK I WISH MY MOST RECENT POST COULD BE A DIFFERENT ONE THE ONE I WANNA MAKE FOR A MONTH NOW THE ONE ID PUT A LOT MORE EFFORTS IN SO IM A LIL FRUSTRATED i literally just missed giffing but couldnt watch anything new so took an old vid i wanted to gif once I DIDNT EVEN USE MYCOLOURING PSD IT LITERALLY HAS ONLY COUPLE OF LAYERS uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :( but whatever,,, it just kinda doesnt show the difference -_-)
❀ a creation u r really proud of 
well 👁👄👁 there r quite few,,, and the main reason is colouring most of these r comps and i a b s o l u t e l y sucked at comps and esp at making the colouring consistent there lol so lets begin lol  1 (u have no idea how muchi love this set) 2 (i fucking mastered it i wanted to remake it for two years and i finally did!! 60 fps smooth good moments iconic performance iconic hair colour his attitude bruh and ofc the fact that i could do sth with colouring,,,,,, and chose such an unusual colour scheme that i doubted jckdckfdk and it still worked out 🥺) 3 (lol i had this idea written down since 2018 as well and this year i could finally collect all moments i needed and oh boi yeah,,, AND COLOURING I COULD ALMOST yeah almost do sth decent with it there r still couple moments id changed but im pleased) 4 (im so happy whenevr i see this CUZ IT ALL WORKED OUT it was such an impulsive comp i literally only saw couple moments for past few years as well where i could see three of them in one frame and suddenly I WAS LIKE I FUCKING MUST POST THOSE MOMENTS SOMEHOW and im so proud of colouring it looks so well T_T) 5 (the colouring ofc im still :o that i could get rid of that shitty shit dkksjkj AND THE MOMENTS ITSELF?????? AND BLACK SWAN???????? EVERY PERFORMANCE???? HAIR?????? OUTFIT???????? EVRERYHTIGNM???????? HIS FUCKING STARE? FACE??? DONT MAKE ME CONTINUE AAAAAAAAAAA also if im not wrong this set in particular made me start my before/after posts 🥺) 6 (i jujst love everything about it e v e r yt h i n g also i could made ppl believe that jin fr has purple hair here when in reality its brown djhfdhskdf one of blending modes or adjustment layers worked this way lol) 7 (i wont even comment this tried a great tutorial with great beautiful resuls for the first time ever and it worked out so well and i like it so much and the whole yoongi here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, also love me some borders that add cinematic feels to some gifs or just make them pretty in a dif way just like i did with prev post i mentioned imo lol) OK LAST ONE 8 (I USED A VIDEO OF STARS AND ADDED IT TO THE GIF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I FUCKED WITHMASKING FOR 3 HOURS GRRRRRRRR THIS IS SO HUGE FOR ME!!!!! i cant even explain whew IVE NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE SO I WAS REALLY PROUD TOO even tho i fucked masking up on some layers lmao but lets not pay too much attention to it 👀)
❀ a creation that took u forever
ohhhhhhhh i think this one cuz the moments were long i couldnt decide what do i want to include + it ts file so u kno,,, the speed,,, of processing,, + somehow decided to put them all together + fucked with colouring + had to get rid of the logo and as we know japan likes a lot of big braight text around haha and draw hair in moments where logo made it look blurry + had to adjust the order and all that stuff but getting rid of logo was the longest part 
❀ a creation from 2020 that received the most notes
whew this iconic one im still amazed tbh they looked soso incredible and im glad how everything turned out here <3 (could change some colouring on bg tho so it could look better and more hq :c)
❀ a creation u think deserved more notes 
lol this one cuz i was so hyped to make it cuz their concert in saudi arabia is one of my fav things in the world and i waited for so long to have mood and energy to go throught it to find jk moments and i couldnt choose some for this comp for so long and just,,,,,, overall,,,, the way he looks here............................................................... its a special comp to me haha ill def gif more of it i have shit ton of clips left and also there r other members and i just want to sit and enjoy yhe whole thing to so may find more stuff to gif here lol
❀  a new fandom u joined an a creation u made for it 
i didnt join anything heurheru
❀ a creation u made that breaks ur heart
OKAY LISTEN DSJAKDJHFDKJ THIS ONE IF U KNOW U KNOW AND IM SURE IT BREAKS ALMOST EVERY HEART tbh whenever i see soft smiles or soft interactions or anything like this im just :’( <3 even my serotonin boost tag does it to me cuz its too precious T_T
❀  a ‘simple’ creation that u really love
this one cuz everything about it ah and this one 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
❀ a creation that was inspired by someone else
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk maybe this one ? cuz i never did anything like this before and maybe i saw someones beautiful headers and decided to try one too ? i could do a lot better there is not enough depth but oh well,,, lol
❀  a favourite creatin created by someone else
oh its gonna be hard :) dear every conten creator i hope u dont mind if i wont go though the whole 2020 gif tag but choose form the most recent ones i loved? u know how much i appreciate ur content cuz i never stop screaming about it in tags but truly there r more content makers and i want u to know that i really love ur content :(
@syubb welllllllllllll i wont even comment this is iconique.....
@jinv T_T val i miss u but there should be bday comps with that BIG ASS IMAGE THAT HAS ITS PARTS ON EVERY SINGLE GIF I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN that icant even find dfjksfskj
@jung-koook i literally couldnt choose ehdskjdjksd but i decided this one cuz its sososososososososososososososososososososo well made every single detail here is chefs kiss
@kkulmoon i truly really cant get enough of ur colouring lately T_T
@minhope !!!!!!LITERALLY EVERY PANTONE COMP OR ESPECIALLY 7 YEARS WITH BTS PANTONE ONE IM AAAAAAAAAAAAA and lmao i think this is one of the most reposted things ive ever seen on internet T_T
@jjoon hng amy u know how i feel about ur content T_T decided this one cuz f l a w l e s s 
@hopekidoki stuff like this makes my jaw lie in the floor dsjkdj
@flipthatjacketjiminie idk whats up but it makes me scream like a madman every time i see it.........
@lifegoesmon i cant even explain why i chose this one but everything here is so incredible !!!!!!!!1
@hobeah one of those good fucking bye ones.....
@taeyungie this made me feel so many things and a whole ass a w e so cool T_T
@jiminfilter i will never shut up about bts core jungkook one should also be here
@seoksjin THE COLOURS I SCREAM OH MY GOD O HMY OGD I JUST WENT TO CHECK OUT AND SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY DJKSJD DECIDED THIS IS CRAZY THE PASTELS THE PINNKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYHTGIN but also those birthday posts ahhh T_T
@jinvant i wanna YELL but also u know how much i love ur quality and blacks  T_T and gfxs too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@yoongi-bts i love everything here with my whole heart!!!
@everythingoes SHOUWLD I EVEN EXPLAIN WHY
@hobibestboy THIS IS SO COOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE COLOUR SCHEME
@joenns  I WONT EVEN EXPLAIN IM SO HURT HES SO THIS IS SO T____________________T 
@jjeongukie idk i cant get enough of skin tone!!!!!!!!!!!!
@chaylani i really love the colouring and love these posts with highlights T_T
@eklipxe COLOURING AND EVERYTHIGN
@oncupid cant get enough of every colouring ive seen <3
@jiminslight THIS WHOLE GIF RIGHT HERE
@6dis-ease COZY AND PRECIOUS T_T
@ofkimtaehyung I LITERALLY HAVE NO WORDS ITS SO PRETTY
@taee it was really hard to choose too T_T decided to go with this cuz,, u kno
@yoonqiful CUZ THESE COLOURS DRIVE ME INSANE
OK THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG KDSFJSAKDL I WOULD ADD A LOT MORE CUZ THERE IS A LOT MORE TO ADD BUT IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THREE HOURS I BETTER CHILL 
❀  some of your favourite content creators from this year
ok i may forgot someone + in no order in particular + literally every creator that i follow/whose content i reblog @taeguks @tearuntold @cyphertaehyungie @love4hobi @kimnamtaejin @taejoon @jimiyoong @namkook @taeyungie @jinvant @jinv @6dis-ease @jiminrolls @daechwitas @syubb @syuga @jjeongukie @cowboyjinbop @hope-film @minhope @hopekidoki @joonie @namgination @jung-koook @faerieth @kooksv @lifegoesyoon @yoonqiful @j-sope @chaylani @jiminfilter @jjoon @everythingoes @varietae @seoksjin @dearbangtansonyeondan @ofkimtaehyung @yoongi-bts @gaypeople @seokjinyoongis @agustdfeatrm @joenns @houseofarmanto @namjoon (will miss forever) @thebtsgenre @honsool @vjimin @seokjinite @jiminswn @taee @hobeah @lifegoesmon @taemaknae @gukgi @kkulmoon @flipthatjacketjiminie @jintae @jcngkooks @ynki @yoongikook @yoongiandthebiaswreckers @jiminslight @gwkie @oncupid @eternalbulletproof and many more <3
OK SO i wanna say a special thanks to every content creator ever and also i wanna say that im really glad to be a part of this community all of u r so cool and creative and make such beautiful things and many of u made me feel EMOTIONS with ur sets or not only sets ill be forever grateful that i discovered bts and for everything they do to me without even knowing ALSO THANK U FOR STILL BEING HERE ON TUMBRLDSDFKJ yeah this year was less active there were few issues many ppl went on twt but thank u for still being here also happy new year <3333333 i think i sounded deeper and more emotional when i was commenting ppls gifs :| but its almost 2 am so i hope u will understand dkfjkfsjk im happy there is this corner on the internet that feels cozy and so welcoming <3 i love u i wish u a better year ahead <3 ok for checking notifications purpose ill tag my blog lol @eternal-bangtan
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euclydya · 3 years
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i am going 2 Infodump abt our system fuck it I'm bored <3 asks from here
🍓- if you’re an introject, what is ur source/who are you? (Don’t tell if uncomfy!) - My source is T.he Bi.nding of I.saac! I'm a fictive of Magdalene :3c I go by Mags/Maggie now and my pronouns are lov/lovself, love/loveself, any heart emoji pronouns, and she/her!
📍- funny story that happened in exomemories? (If u have any) - OHOH THAT'S A QUESTION! Don't think I can rlly answer that. Closest I could think of would be being home alone fr a few months w Eve and being like "Bro we could just eat ICE CREAM AND SWEETS >:3" and.,,, almost doing that FNDNSJDKCKC I was like,, 10-11, Eve was around 12-13ish iirc
🍒 - funny story that happened in headspace? -
Rosie, Allan, and I, just chillin up front, Xm.en on in the bg irl:
Qui.cksi.lver, suddenly appearing in-sys from a system gate/portal: ... ??
Us: ????
Rosie: ,,, Hi.
Qui.cks.ilv.er: ,,, Wrong timeline. Sorry *proceeds to leave the system*
That was like a week ago we haven't heard back from him since HWSJDJFK
🌹 - funny story that happened in the meatspace? - I HONESTLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TBH CJXJDIC
🍊 - tiktok audio/vine that reminds you of a headmate? - ok we don't watch much vines or tiktoks so idk abt that but as for funny clips n shit we've got:
"If instruments were voices and voices were instruments" which reminds me of the whole sys tbh but that's bc it's a current vocal stim
I Thlammed My Penith Into The Car Door, which reminds me of Daffodil bc we call her Daffy and it's an inside joke now
This...... OOC vin.esa.uce clip. NSFW warning. Only bc of how Vinny says "I would like to apologize" Which makes me think of everyone who's a common fronter atm bc it's another vocal stim
🎃 - who is fronting/close to fronting rn? - Me and Moo.ndrop!! Moony's up front bc 🌛's one of my caretakers and bc 🌛 helps us sleep!
🥕 - are any headmates frontstuck/co-con stuck right now? - ,,, Also me and Moo.ndrop! BDNDNSNCJC I've been frontstuck kinda for like a week give or take and same w Moony and Sunny bc I have adopted them as my In-Sys Parents™
🏵 - random song lyric please :D - “Now wouldn't you know, you're choking on the spite” v v good new re.d vo.x song™
🌟 - how did you find out you were plural? - Honest to God we've been plural since as long as we can remember we just found a name for it when we joined tumblr LMAO
🌻 - do you use I/me, I&/me&, us/we, and/or any 1st person neos? - Some of us do use first person neos!! Tho as a whole we alternate btwn i/me and we/us, whichever feels right in the moment. Off the top of my head tho, Mischief uses I& (and She&/Her& pronouns), Samson is trying out Ix/Ix'm and xI/xI'm, andddd many of our median sysmates use we/us fr themselves or I& too!
🌙 - do any headmates have typing quirks? If so, what are they? - Yes many of us do!! Su.ndr.op doubles any punctuation and usually ends all sentences with “!!”, Rosie likes to “tYPE LIKE THIS DJAJAKSKDFK” (which has. Absolutely bled into the rest of the system lmao) anddd a handful of our sysmates tend to type out their echoing/stuttering/glitching when it happens in-sys!
🍋 - do you have a host? If so, who are they? - ,,, Not really JSJSKDICKCFND our closest thing to a host would be Rosie who's. Unstable as fuck! And then we have Allan who's. Unstable as fuck without Rosie! And then there's me who's filling in as temporary host/temp third Main which is a role that changes often. I'm the only one w braincells if I do say so myself /JOKEEEE
☘️ - what do you use to keep track of system members? - Pluralkit on Discord!! Ever since the system's gone past like,,, 10 members we find it much easier 2 note everyone down via PK than use a notes app like we did a few years ago
🌿 - current member count? - *checks pk* uhhhjjj 385 and counting! I don't think that's counting most walk-ins tho which we keep logged on our pk jic they pop back in which I'll be re-adding soon
🌱 - share a picture (drawing, icon edit, picrew etc.) of urself in headspace! - WOOOO OK
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I keep many a things on my person in-sys and one of them is indeed a sword. Other things include many chew toys, a handful of stim toys, and my Yum Heart!
🦎 - do you share memories with your headmates? - Yeah!! Be they exomems or stuff that happened irl, it's p easy for us to share memories tbh! Sometimes it's by accident but usually it's consensual
🦋 - any ‘-heavy’s? (introject heavy, little heavy, protector heavy, etc.) - Introject heavy for sure BCNDSNXNCKD anddddd at this point I'd say maybe syskid heavy? Judging off who fronts most often usually which is mainly just,, my sibs and I (aside from this past week goddamn). Despite having a lotta members most of them aren't active or don't front ever usually lmao
🐬 - any nonhumans? - SO MANY YES!! I myself am part angel in-sys and consider myself part doll! Buuuuuut yeah actually... P much everyone in the system isn't human in some way I forgor that was a thing so I didn't list it in the last question NFNFMDKFFK
🛋 - what does headspace look like? - It changes quite often!! Rn it's a huge open field, like REALLY huge. Our fronting area is a big ol' tree with lots of shade. A few ft away is a small cabin which is where Sam (nOT TO BE CONFUSED W SAMSON FJDJFJ) resides when he's not afk from the system, andddd further back in the headspace is,,, more foresty stuff I think?
But that's just the main layer lmao. Our other layers are mainly kinda in outer space, but the layers my sibs, family, and my other sourcemates reside on are an abandoned cathedral and an open, stormy sea.
🧿 - what does front look like? - welp. I already described front. whoops JWJWJDKFKF
☔️ - favorite thing about being plural? - Having friends and family being with me 24/7!! Sure we have friends and family outside the system but it's,, simply not the same as having friends and family share the same body as you y'know? It's hard to explain but we're all just. MUCH closer I guess! And inseperable both literally and metaphorically FJDJDJFJG
👾 - collective name/pronouns? - Rn we go by Greed (or Greed Mode, or Ultra Greed, etc.) or Knives, and our pronouns are they/them or mirrored pronouns, meaning someone would use their pronouns for us when talking abt us!
🌂 - singletsona? - Our singletsona irl goes by Tyler/Ty and they do not give a shit abt pronouns and wish not 2 be perceived by anyone god bless <3
👿 - origin(s)? - BDHSJDJDHAAAHA well. Mixed origin tbh. Endogenic, Nihilumgenic, and Protogenic!
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thedeathdeelers · 4 years
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Word prompt: Avocado
alright so for this one the idea came to me the second I read the word ‘Avocado’, but for some reason I really struggled to actually write it and have it make sense. Hope you like it tho!
Have some Reggie (ofc) mixed in with some Julie.
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avocado
Julie was having a quiet day. Which was rare, to say the least.
With a 12 year old brother and a gaggle of excitable teenage boys as bandmates, there was always a constant stream of noise coming from all corners of the house. There were fires to be put out (both figuratively and literally (Luke)), and shouting matches to be refereed. It was a full time job, and somehow Julie was hired for the position without ever having applied for it in the first place.
  And so when she got these few precious moments to herself, Julie tried to cherish them, knowing full well that the precarious peace could be shattered at any moment.
  Speaking of which.
  Julie’s phone started buzzing like crazy, a long stream of consecutive texts reaching her. They were all from Carlos’ phone, most of them unintelligible.
  At the very least, she tries to figure out the gist of things, but honestly, has no idea what’s happening.
  Letting out a loud huff at having her quiet day disturbed, she rolls out of bed and heads towards her brother’s bedroom.
  The door is open so she walks right on in. And then stops.
  What she sees - doesn’t really surprise her.
  Reggie, sweet sweet boy that he is, is literally rolling on the floor laughing. Julie looks around, trying to find Carlos, but the only boy in the room (living or dead) is her bandmate, clutching at his stomach as he wheezes at her (how does that work for a ghost? do they even need to breathe??)
  He sees her standing there and waves his arms at her, and that’s when Julie notices Carlos’ phone clutched in his right hand. Ah. So that’s why the texts made no sense. (She’s been trying to teach the boys to text, but with the warmth in their fingertips constantly waning in and out, the tactile screens didn’t always pick up on the tapping).
  So she crosses her arms, and taps her foot impatiently, waiting for the bassist to regain some semblance of composure.
  And when that doesn’t work, she starts calling out his name. Repeatedly.
  “Reggie. Reggie. Reggie!”
  “Julie,” gasp, wheeze, laugh, “you wo-won’t believe it. I- h-have found the f-funniest video ever.” Some more gasping, some more laughing.
  Julie treads a little closer to him, making sure to avoid any flailing limbs. There was a 50-50 chance that he was solid. She’d rather not tempt fate and fall flat on her face because of a wandering arm.
  She peers at Reggie as he tries, again, to control his giggling, and gets a glimpse of the phone screen through his fingers. Youtube. Vine Compilations.
  Well then.
  She thinks she might try to escape, but just as she’s started to straighten up and slowly back out of the room, Reggie is sitting up and patting the space next to him on the ground. Julie’s tempted to tell him she’s seen every Vine there is to see, but he has such an eager expression on his face, she can’t bring herself to.
  So she sits down next to him, and waits patiently as he rewinds and finds the clip he wants to show her. She can feel him vibrating with excitement.
  And then he presses play.
  “Get to Del Taco.
They got a new thing called:
  FR E SH A VOCA DO”
  As she watches this clip, she can see Reggie slowly losing his composure again, tears leaking out of his eyes, his shoulders moving up and down with the exertion of trying to hold his laughter in.
  The clip is over (7 seconds go by pretty quickly) and Reggie is quick to rewind the clip, eager to watch it again. The clip replays a few times, laughter finding its way out of Reggie’s mouth, each time louder than the previous, and Julie eventually joins in. How could you not, with so much glee embodied in the person sitting next you?
  As Reggie continues to replay the same clip over and over again, Julie lightly pats Reggie on his knee and gets up. There is only so many times she can watch the same clip in one sitting.
  She’s about to let Reggie know of another iconic Vine video she thinks he’d like, but the bassist is still rewinding and giggling, so Julie rolls her eyes at him, an affectionate smile on her lips. This is the 5th time this week that Reggie’s found the “funniest video ever”, and she’s starting to slightly regret having introduced the guys to the vast world of social media.
  She walks out of Carlos’ room, heading back to her comfy bed, while the bassist collapses back onto the floor, clutching at his sides, repeatedly laughing at the unfortunate spacing of a sign stating “fresh avocados.”
  Rip, Vine.
FIN
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