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Let Me In looks so visceral and painful i love it🙏🙏🙏

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SELECTED VAMPIRE* SHOWS WATCHED IN THE PAST 15 YEARS for @userphotoshop​ event 6 ✦ halloween

*including dhampirs and it-was-never-specified-they-were-vampires-but-hey-they-drink-blood characters

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Tyler: how petty can you get?

Xavier: i once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about.

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Xavier: *gets down on one knee*

Tyler: oh my god, its finally happening!

Xavier: *falls over*

Tyler: the poison is kicking in.

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Tyler: i was thinking of doing a talent show-

Xavier: you? Magic? Tyler, it says talent show.

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Tyler: *kicks the door down panicking*

Xavier: what did you do?

Tyler: nobody died.

Xavier: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Xavier: Tyler!! My face is on fire!

Tyler: Xavier! Are you ok?!

Xavier: oh yes, im fine. I just said that to make sure you’d come in here quickly.

Tyler: but your face is on fire?

Xavier: yes, its much faster than shaving.

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Xavier: god, give me patience.

Tyler: i think you mean ‘give me strength’.

Xavier: if god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

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Xavier: top 30 reasons why Xavier is sorry… Number 5 will suprise you!

Tyler: top 30 anime deaths… Number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!

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Xavier: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Tyler: stop romanticizing the past.

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To all the shippers out there that like and unpopular ship and need more content do not worry! I just happened to stumble across a incorrect quote generator for you all to fiddle with, enjoy my fellow shippers!

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Kinda nervous about this 🥲🥲🥲

Genshin Impact

Fluff ☁️

Warnings: none

Ships: Aether x Xiao (slight Amber x Lumine)

Royalty AU

Let’s get started!!!

The sounds of distance laughter and chatter echoed throughout the castles lonely halls, Aether and his twin sister Lumine were struggling to get ready as more of the guests began to flood through the tall, silver gates.

“Aether!! How does my makeup look?? I heard Amber is going to be here EEE!!!” Lumine shrieked, so loud in fact poor Aether had to cover his ears. After taking a quick glance at her he nodded happily signalling he approved of her fabulous makeup!

They walked down to the large ballroom together, but eventually the young princess ran off. Meanwhile Aether was left alone as he squeezed past the crowds of royal kings and queens of neighbouring kingdoms. Soon enough he gave up on trying to find his love until, he spotted a familiar dark haired male.

“Xiao..!”

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Not injured Tyler looking all confused when Wednesday, Enid and Xavier actually cared about him like “wtf is this?” Like pls Tim Burton let him be happy he clearly does not know what love is😢

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I have a Tylorpe hc that Xavier has body image problems and whenever he starts comparing himself to Tyler he immediately makes himself look like the biggest mess ever to stop Xavier. Like he completely messes up his hair, he puts hair clips and hair ties in random places, and wears the most horrendous baggy hoodies and sweatpants, (like he definitely wears a neon version of Xaviers least favourite colour) and then wears the blandest, black and white striped socks with god knows how many holes in them. And Xavier knows that Tyler only does it to make him feel better about himself, but we both know that it works