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Been reading Beyond Repair by @manofthepipis and it's been living rent free in my head, holy shit

These two are actually driving me insane

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i dont know if this counts as ship art(i dont ship them rlly, i just want spamton to be happy) but i just want these goobers to be firends and to fight and to make funny jokes n stuff!!!!!! now!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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ANYWAYS AHA...... NORMAL POST OF MY WARMUP PAGE!!!!......... WHAATTTT............

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Hi

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old doodle page i found in one of my notebooks

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I WAS GONNA PUT HIM ON TV! MAKE HIM A STAR! I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE! ALL. HE HAD. TO DO. WAS TELL ME WHAT HIS LITTLE SECRET WAS. HIS SECRET TO BEING A BIG SHOT...

IT TOOK A LITTLE SWEET TALK... BUT JUST WHEN I HAD, FINALLY, FINALLY? HA HA-- GOTTEN HIM TO SIGN THE DEAL. HE SUDDENLY HAD TO TAKE A PHONE CALL.

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that one thought

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Spamtenna headcanons

Fluffy:

Because Tenna was always the biggest Darkner in his world by far, he was used to watching his steps, to always look down to find people and knows not to pick up those smaller than him unless they ask. Tenna never stepping on, bumping into, accidentally ignoring or randomly picking up Spamton were the main reasons he got a crush on the TV and especially why he felt safe around him.

Spamton was the only one allowed on Tenna's head and shoulders. He did lose the privilege when he was too excitable and couldn't restain himself from drumming on Tenna's shell. (CRTs have a lot of empty space and are made of hard plastic, glass and metal, so small taps sound very loud)

Tenna stopped wearing shoes with a plastic or rubber sole because he'd discharge a good amount of static electricity almost every time he touched Spamton. Spamton thought it was very funny at first, so Tenna didn't do anything about it until one day he accumulated too much electricity, shorted for a split second and almost crushed Spamton in his fall.

Because of the size difference, once Tenna got his noses (based on the Spamton Sweepstakes Tweets), quick pecks got mostly replaced by rubbing the tip of their noses together.

They didn't show more than friend-level PDA, but once they became a thing, Spamton was basically velcro to Tenna in private. So much that Tenna got into the habit of checking where Spamton was before sitting or laying on any surface.

90% of the time, they fell asleep mid-conversation because neither of them is capable of shutting up.

Because Spamton couldn't confide in anyone about the calls, he would progressively become more distressed. Tenna found out that putting Spamton inside his shirt (especially if it was a thick sweater) was the most effective way of grounding and calming him.

Sad/Unhealthy:

Spamton and Tenna are bad when it comes to consent. Spamton is used to no one respect his and learned to ignore his needs and desires to gain favours (which also leads him to think people with self-respect are difficult and selfish). Meanwhile, Tenna is used to having things go his way and only takes no for an answer once (and if) he realizes he pushed someone way past their limit.

When Tenna didn't want Spamton to leave, he would often manipulate him into staying because it almost always worked. When Spamton didn't want to be apart, he'd whine, beg and negotiate like a kid at bed time. It was an extremely effective delay tactic as Tenna could never resist despite trying his best not to find it cute.

Tenna was secretly proud when he realized Spamton had stopped backing away and flinching when they got into arguments, especially since he was only this confident and abrasive with the tv. This meant he sometimes couldn't resist kissing Spamton when he got in his face, which only made the ad angrier.

I think Tenna is the one or one of the people who pupeteered Spamton. I think it's why Spamton can't swear and one of the reasons he's so resentful towards Tenna. I think Tenna saw the puppeteering as a practical and reliable way to reign in Spamton’s behavior on tv as he grew progressively more unruly. The tv didn't even realize how horrible it was for his partner, even thinking it just made Spamton’s job easier and that it was just annoying him at worst.

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spamvil in 2025

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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I’m about to save you thousands of dollars in therapy by teaching you what I learned paying thousands of dollars for therapy:

It may sound woo woo but it’s an important skill capitalism and hyper individualism have robbed us of as human beings.

Learn to process your emotions. It will improve your mental health and quality of life. Emotions serve a biological purpose, they aren’t just things that happen for no reason.

1. Pause and notice you’re having a big feeling or reaching for a distraction to maybe avoid a feeling. Notice what triggered the feeling or need for a distraction without judgement. Just note that it’s there. Don’t label it as good or bad.

2. Find it in your body. Where do you feel it? Your chest? Your head? Your stomach? Does it feel like a weight everywhere? Does it feel like you’re vibrating? Does it feel like you’re numb all over?

3. Name the feeling. Look up an emotion chart if you need to. Find the feeling that resonates the most with what you’re feeling. Is it disappointment? Heartbreak? Anxiety? Anger? Humiliation?

4. Validate the feeling. Sometimes feelings misfire or are disproportionately big, but they’re still valid. You don’t have to justify what you’re feeling, it’s just valid. Tell yourself “yeah it makes sense that you feel that right now.” Or something as simple as “I hear you.” For example: If I get really big feelings of humiliation when I lose at a game of chess, the feeling may not be necessary, but it is valid and makes sense if I grew up with parents who berated me every time I did something wrong. So I could say “Yeah I understand why we are feeling that way given how we were treated growing up. That’s valid.”

5. Do something with your body that’s not a mental distraction from the feeling. Something where you can still think. Go on a walk. Do something with your hands like art or crochet or baking. Journal. Clean a room. Figure out what works best for you.

6. Repeat, it takes practice but is a skill you can learn :)

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oh ok

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Terrible phone doodle because when inspiration strikes you gotta do what you gotta do

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Came to me in a dream

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