catsannie

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Fuck my Life 🥵

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Seo In Guk in PROJECT WOLF HUNTING (2022)

dir. Kim Hong Sun

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FACETIME? IM SCARED

SYNOPSIS~ when your friends reach out saying you need to be more “social” and need to talk to more people, your friend tells you she “knows a guy” for you to get aquatinted with, what she didn’t tell you is he’s in another country and doesn’t speak the same language. will this work out?

AUTHORS NOTE~ hi everyone sorry for being kinda mia since like… december? i was in such a writers block and didn’t want to post a half assed chapter, so hopefully this is good!!

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WRITTEN PART BELOW

The easy part was out of the way, now all san had to do was get through this facetime call without exploding and making a fool out of himself.

“what are we going to talk about? i can’t just ask the same things over and over.” san mumbled to himself.

He could always imagine it was Wooyoung on the other end, calling to ask him about his day and what he got up to, and what movie they were going to watch the following weekend.

Talking with Wooyoung was like a breath of fresh air— always calm when he needed to be, and riled up when san needed a pick me up after a hard day at work. But, he wouldn’t be there all the time. Wooyoung had his girlfriend, and his own work to focus on and couldn’t always drop everything to run to san, no matter how much he wanted his best friend. Maybe he could seek comfort in Y/N.

regardless of the language barrier, san was willing to put that aside to learn more about her— even though he was embarrassingly awkward over text with her. He could show how he really is over a call rather than on text where each person cannot tell the true intentions of what’s being said.

As san was getting deeper into thought, his phone lights up with Y/Ns contact showing an incoming facetime call.

“here goes nothing..” san sighs as he swipes at the bottom of his phone screen to answer the call.

When the call connects, he’s met with the face of the most perfect person he’s ever seen. The way her hair compliments her face shape, how her lips move upwards into a small smile when she sees that he has answered the call faster than expected.

“Hello San!” She says while fixing the hoodie she’s wearing. “i’m glad we arranged this facetime call.”

“Why does she make this seem like a work meeting? is she nervous?” san thought while clearing his throat, trying to think of what to say, while having his translate app ready.

“Hello Y/N, t-thank you for agreeing to facetime me” San sputters hoping he isn’t saying the wrong thing.

sensing that San was anxious, Y/N pulls out her ipad and starts typing away.

“please don’t be nervous, i can tell by the way you’re fidgeting with your fingers.” the ipad says in korean so san has an understanding on what’s happening. Y/N gives a small smile while placing the ipad on her desk.

“Thank you for trying to calm my nerves, i’ll try my hardest to try to speak without the translate app and learn from you while doing so” San says while looking down.

Y/N could see a faint blush appearing on his cheeks. It’s cute how nervous he is, since she is nervous as well they need to do something to break the ice to make the air not feel as tense.

“Yeri has told me you and your friend Jongho did a song cover not long ago, it was IUs song dear name right? do you have any other favourite songs?” Y/N says slowly so san can understand.

seeing how his face lit up at the mention of the song cover and just music in general, she gives him a bright smile as to say “i’m excited to what you have to say.”

“yes! we did a cover a couple months ago! but my favourite song at the moment has to be somebody by D.O!” San rambles, by the way he was going on about his favourite music, you would have thought he would have been in the music industry.

Hours went by, from san asking what her favourite food is, favourite past time hobby and favourite season, to Y/N asking him some game recommendations other than animal crossing, to does he have any pets, and them both teasing eachother from what was said over texts.

As san looked at his watch and to the sleeping girl on his phone screen, he decided to call it quits and head to bed. Smiling to himself he hit the end button on the screen and send Y/N a quick text.

San:

i hope you get some good rest! please text me when you get up in the morning :)

San definitely had to give his thanks to Yeri. Because thanks to her he met someone who could be his escape from reality, just like how Wooyoungs girlfriend is to him.

San always used to look at the sunrises and sunsets and think of when it would be his turn to watch them with someone. To have someone he can call HIS person in a romantic way rather than saying Wooyoung was his person— but in a platonic sense.

The warm feeling in sans chest doesn’t seem to fade. And he hopes it will be like that for a long while.

TAGLIST- @tiddygang2020 @1loveyuta @astrid-potato @potatos-on-clouds @staytinyluv

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SO WHAT NOW?

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NOTE~ heyyyyyy, slowly pushing chapters out and getting back into the swing of things, hope you all enjoyed this chapter!! and thank you to everyone who has been liking the chapters 🥹 if you would like to be on the tag list please send a message or an ask and i will add you to future chapters !!

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IM JUST EMBARRASSED

SYNOPSIS~ when your friends reach out saying you need to be more “social” and need to talk to more people, your friend tells you she “knows a guy” for you to get aquatinted with, what she didn’t tell you is he’s in another country and doesn’t speak the same language. will this work out?

AUTHORS NOTE ~ heyyyyy guys im starting to get back into writing this again, ive just been so busy 😔 but i hope yall enjoy this chapter! i apologize if its boring and if its ass😭, im still getting back into the hang of things

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Putting down her phone defeated, y/n looks over at the character that has been idling on her island. ‘why did i have to say i only knew animal crossing, i could have lied. or tried to change the conversation to something else.”

As she was about to turn off the switch a buzzing came from the couch. Looking towards the phone, it was yeri.

“Hey yeri, what’s up?” Y/N asked while trying to put everything away.

“you’re never going to believe who i got a message from!!” she squealed. Knowing yeri it was either a new guy she was talking to, or seunghun and yonghee trying to get her help on something.

“i don’t know yeri, was it seunghun telling you he got his foot stuck in a pot again?” Y/N asked. Knowing seunghun it was a possibility. “cause i can’t deal with having to put butter around his ankle because he’s too afraid to break the pot.”

“uhhhhh no, it was San!” Yeri exclaimed. “ he felt bad with how the conversation went and wants to try again!”

With a sigh, Y/N sat back down on her couch, ‘San? feel bad? why would he feel bad?’ does he just want to feel bad cause he can? or is there another reason. “Yeri, why does he feel bad? i should be the one feeling bad, cause clearly animal crossing wasn’t the greatest answer to give him.”

It was embarrassing. Since he clearly didn’t play the game or possibly like it. But there are more conversations to have that does not involve video games that neither of them play… for certain reasons.

“It is just who he is as a person Y/N. He feels bad that he asked a stupid question and didn’t ask a more straight forward one. He was also nervous.” Yeri Added. Y/N could hear some shuffling from the other end of the phone, yeri was either fidgeting because she’s nervous or getting onto her couch.

At this point, she was willing to play the long game. Test out the waters with San and see where things go. It could either go good and she learns the language, or it goes bad like all the other men she’s talked to in the past.

“Fine Yeri, if that’s how he feels about it i’ll send him a message tomorrow. I just want to turn off my switch and watch some tv. My brain is fried.” Y/N chuckled while picking up the switch controller.

“Your brain wouldn’t be fried if you went outside instead of playing animal crossing all day. But anyways, i’ll talk to you later i think seunghun actually got his foot stuck in a pot.” Yeri sighed while abruptly hanging up.

It was a normal occurrence for their friendship, Yeri being the sweetheart of them all. She sees the good in everyone, it doesn’t matter if you screwed her over in the past. If there was one person Y/N could trust with her life it was Yeri.

Looking at the time on her phone, Y/N stands up and cracks her back.

“yeah it’s about time i get my ass off this couch and do something.” Y/N mumbles while turning off the console.

Tomorrow will be the day she reaches out to San again to have an actual conversation.

TAGLIST~

@tiddygang2020 @1lovejinki @astrid-potato @potatos-on-clouds @staytinyluv

[catsannie]

i need to be sedated

[catsannie]

ONLY KNOWS ANIMAL CROSSING…

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NOTE- heyyyy guys, sorry i’ve been slacking loool everything has hit me at once, barely any hours at my new job and looking for apprenticeship jobs for hair styling with no luck 🤣🤣 but here is the new chapter and im very sorry if everything is boring.

side note… if i did requests for short smaus would anyone request or read them?? i’ll have my ask open and anyone can request one 😁

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Rest easy Liam Payne

i’m still trying to process this whole thing, i didn’t think in my life time, or this early, i would have to grieve someone who was a huge part of growing up and my childhood, it still doesn’t feel real. and i know me and other fans of liam didn’t know him personally no matter how much we wanted to.

a lot of people that i’ve seen on the internet are saying “you can’t really grieve someone who didn’t know you and you didn’t know on a personal level.” but i think it’s more than that. Liam shared his life with all the fans from a young age, so it felt like we all grew up with him and saw him grow into the person he was up until his death. my heart goes out to other fans i have on my tumblr, and to his family.

thank you liam and the boys of one direction for being there in my darkest times, going through puberty and just growing into who i am today. i can’t thank you enough. i could ramble on and on about this but i wont. so thank you again and rest easy liam

with this, since im still in my grieving process, my smau will be put on hold to get my thoughts together.

thank you

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DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES LEAUGE OF LEGENDS?

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NOTE~ heyyyyyy im back from the dead with a small update while i get everything sorted. ALSO YAYYY san and y/n first text!! i decided to just do a bold text to indicate san texting in korean, hope yall enjoyed this chapter!

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BRO I DON’T EVEN SPEAK KOREAN!

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NOTE~ wahooooo! we are getting to when y/n grows the balls to message san!! i’m getting excited for when they meet! well… text i guess. if you guys have any suggestions on what they should say please send some suggestions to my ask box!

if you would like to be on the tag list please send a dm or comment if you would like to be added!!

TAGLIST~

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MY ASS CHEEKS TREMBLED

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NOTE~ i just wanted to get the second chapter out so i have something to work with, im very excited to write this and see how it plays out

if anyone has any ideas on how to distinguish san and y/n speaking in text please let me know

TAGLIST~

@tiddygang2020 @1lovejinki @astrid-potato @potatos-on-clouds @staytinyluv

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IM SOCIAL OKAY!

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NOTE~ and we are off!! sorry if the first chapter is kinda boring.. i’m still getting the hang of things! things will start to pick up when y/n and san meet.

if anyone would like to be apart of the tag list send an ask, or comment below!!

TAGLIST~

@tiddygang2020 @1lovejinki @astrid-potato @potatos-on-clouds @staytinyluv

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ALL 🦴 NO 🍑

NOTE~ well i decided to get the other profiles out so i can work on chapters, it may start out rough since im figuring out how to do all this so hopefully yall don’t get bored 😔

for when it gets to chapters when san and y/n are talking to each other on text i’ll find a way to distinguish san typing in korean since i obviously don’t know how to speak the language, if you guys have any ideas on how to do that please let me know!

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TOM NOOKS OPS

NOTE~ slowly but surely this smau will get on the way! for tonight just wanted to start out with the twitter profiles for y/n’s friend group! i’m excited to get this out cause i’ve been wanting to start a smau!! also i put 5 following instead of four lmfao oops, oh well i’ll make it as they follow the animal crossing twitter 💀

dm or send an ask to be added to the tag list!

TAG LIST~

@tiddygang2020 @1lovejinki @astrid-potato @potatos-on-clouds @staytinyluv

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LOVE BEYOND BARRIERS

SYNOPSIS~ when your friends reach out saying you need to be more “social” and need to talk to more people, your friend tells you she “knows a guy” for you to get aquatinted with, what she didn’t tell you is he’s in another country and doesn’t speak the same language. will this work out?

PAIRING~ nonidol!Choi San x fem!reader

GENRE~ smau, strangers to lovers, rom-com

FEATURING~ ateez, cix(yonghee and seunghun), red velvet( wendy and yeri)

CW~ swearing, kms/kys jokes

STARTED~ 09/05/2024

STATUS~ on going

NOTE~ eeeeee im so excited to start this, i had put up a post awhile ago stating i wanted to make a smau where a member and the reader fall in love despite the language barrier, and i have tweaked it a bit to fit my thoughts on how to play it out, hopefully you all enjoy!

also! if you’re interested in this smau please send a dm or ask to be added to the tag list!

PROFILES AND CHAPTERS

TOM NOOKS OPS | ALL 🦴 NO 🍑

001. i’m social okay!

002. my ass cheeks trembled

003. bro i don’t even speak korean!

004. do you think she likes league of legends?

005. only knows animal crossing…

006.i’m just embarrassed {written}

007.so what now?

008.facetime? i’m scared {partially written}

009.do i fly her out here?

010.how are you even going to talk to her san?

011.i think im just gonna go for it

012.first meeting irl, trembling fr

013.i can see a future with you

0.14. take on the world

0.15. two years later{written} the end

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@tiddygang2020 @1lovejinki @astrid-potato @potatos-on-clouds @staytinyluv

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Ateez Fic idea???

i had an idea for an ateez x reader(smau?) and i was wondering if anyone would read it?? im not sure of the member yet, maybe san or another member, where the member and reader love eachother so much that they go beyond the language barrier and talk through a translate app.

i was thinking smau cause those seem super fun to write, if anyone has any idea on good apps for that to use please let me know!

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happy seonghwa with kuromi