catwritesthinssometimes

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Random funny dialogue ideas ig

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A: “I gave him some rope and told him to hang himself.”

B: “No, no, the expression is ‘I gave him enough rope to hang himself’.”

A: “Oh.”

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A: “Fuck you!“

B: “You wish.”

A: “Damn right.”

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A: “Would you sleep with me?”

B: “Bet.”

A: “Wait, no, I wasn’t offering”

B: “Aw.”

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A: “Did you guys…”

B: “Fuck?”

A: “Yeah?”

B: …

A: “Hello?”

B: “Well, I thought since you answered your own question…”

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I completely forgot I I was planning to write a ff 💀

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Bet

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Would anyone want a Citizen Z x reader? 🥺👉👈