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before june ended i wanted to also say:

happy tenth birthday to dirty paws!

it may be kinda cringe now but it always makes me happy to know it made an impact with many people over the years so🥺

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

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Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

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snake hunt

(midway fan poster for season 3!!!)

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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

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themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

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Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

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pretend i posted this on father's day

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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@dilfosaur I see you've been struggling recently but I just want to say that we all love and appreciate you and everything you do, especially all the work you put into the charity stream. Now that you've supported others, don't forget to take some time to rest and support yourself!

Based on the random animal rolls in the latest episode and done in the "Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" style cause thats the one I'm familiar with! tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles

TUTANT MEENAGE NEETLE TEETLES

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look at my fucking lawyers dawggg im going to jail 😫😭💀

costarring the lovely @spencerwan