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Cavernopolis Dating Headcannons (BOYS EDITION)
Mauro
-He would be very cuddly 24/7
- (but also horny af)
-He likes to share oranges and tangerines with you
-He'd walk in while you are getting dressed and be like all blushy and also would putearte because you didn't tell him that you're dressing and he got an erection from seeing you almost naked
-He'd also text you "I miss your ass so much, please come here y/n, let's go to the SEMENterio"
Martín
-He would make you watch the River Partido with him and will fuck you after it ends, depending on the result he would go soft or rough
-Literally will dominate you and spank you if you're naughty enough
-He would make you give him a blowjob while he's playing Valorant in your account for carring your rank
-"y/n, sos una pelotuda la típica manca de mierda hija de puta, dea"
-He would cuddle with you while watching the Spiderman trilogy and ask you to shut up when the important parts show up
-He'd fuck you in a Spiderman costume from a cotillón
Wesker
-He keeps making cute edits from Mi Imaginación y yo and other cringy artists for you
-You'd keep matching icons of Gaturro 24/7
-Dura
-He listens to Spinetta with you while you're baking medialunas de manteca
-He loves to get his dick caressed while playing your favorite song with his piano
Haber La Pelicula Cogeme Ahora
-You get high with him while playing Persona 5
-You cook fried eggs above his PC
-He likes to get hugged while he's pissed off about his PC getting burnt
-He's very cuddly but very sweaty and that makes him embarassed
-He likes to get his belly rubbed like a doggy
-He'd teach you how to armar un porrito
-He would take cute pictures of you with a camera from Parque Centenario
L eandroid
-He'd find every single doujin you show to him in matter of seconds with no mistakes
-Although he likes to be dominated, he's very good at pleasing every single demand from you
-He's completely clueless about your womany things but curious either way
-He likes to cook puré de papas for you and laugh if you don't know how to cook
-He wants to dress up as Joker and Harley Quinn for Halloween every single year
-Le pican las bolas se las va a tener que cortar
-Y si boludo una solución rápida
Daniel
-He'd be very supportive with your cosplay ideas, specially if it's a fursuit
-He would commission other artists for buying art of your oc/fursona
-He loves to see you in his legendaria camisa violeta
-He'd love to try a Bad Dragon with you and share it together (he wouldn't clean it after using it though so it would be full of shit)
-His ass is so hairy that he can knit a scarf out of his hair for when it's cold and making you wear it
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