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i feel like im living in a bizzaro 90s dream world and i love it

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30 things I wish I knew before I started cutting:

1. Razors are a pain in the ass to get out. 2. Don’t ever let something get to the point where you can’t control it. 3. Shaving will never be the same. 3. Cuts hurt way longer than just when you’re in the shower. 4. Sleeves move around, and they won’t always be covered. 5. The fabric from your jeans will make your skin feel like it’s burning alive. 6. One cut will never be enough. 7. Every line, mark, scrape you see turns into a trigger. 8. Blood smells really, really gross. 9. The scars will constantly remind you, even on the good days. 10. You’re not sure why it feels good, it just does. 11. ^^ Sometimes it doesn’t feel good at all and it will make you cry. 12. You’ll start to see yourself as disgusting. 13. Sometimes the blood won’t stop and you swear it’s your last time, but it never will be. 14. Bandaids, Neosporin, and razors cost a lot of money. 15. Sex becomes very awkward with the lights on. 16. Cuts itch. 17. Then people ask why you’re itching. 18. You’re too hot to wear that hoodie? Too bad. 19. You’ll throw away your razors and the next day feel like a psycho when you’re digging through the trash. 20. No matter how many excuses you make up for doing it that day, none of them will be valid. Ever. 21. People will think you do it for attention, so you’ll start to believe them. 22. You’ll want to stop, you just won’t know how. 23. It will tear your heart out when your best friend does it once. 24. Some places feel better to cut than others. 25. Skin doesn’t always grow back the way you want. 26. You’ll feel like a charity case. 27. Some people will treat you like you are one, too. 28. You’ll start to think more about your back up plan for if you start to bleed out rather than college. 29. You’ll get angry if you forgot your razors. 30. Your mom’s going to cry really hard when she finally sees them.

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Universal thoughts

What if we’re not even real

-Memelord Leo-

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Universal Thoughts: Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

what if m.night shyamalan,,,,was really shia labeuof,,,,and in the movies he directs and makes,,,, he tells the story of,,, actual cannibal shia labeuof,,, who is himself. Shia Labeuof is telling his life story of being Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf as M. Night Shyamalan. -MemeLord Leo-

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what happens on kik with me and fellow memelord kira (autocorrect + inconvenient keyboard placing + wtf = wtf we fucked up)

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Universal Thought 3: Memes

what if in an alternate universe memes were people and the memes were making fun of us instead like pepes are making fun of sad looking humans

-Memelord Leo-

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girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

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Universal Thoughts 2: Phantom Time Theory

What if because of the Phantom Time theory, which was the creation of the Mayan calendar and the prediction of the world’s end (December 21, 2012) and the mistake of skipping a few decades, 2012 never existed? What if we’re still waiting for 2012 to happen and because of human perception of time being fake, we only THINK its 2015, and we’re actually decades BEHIND 2015.

-Memelords Kira and Leo-

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Universal Thoughts: Apple

Apple created emojis. Shinigami likes apples, god of death likes apples and uses his iris. Siri backwards is Iris. Shinigami eyes/irises can see the date of death and names of people. Shinigamis see the deaths in the world from Apple, who created emojis. That’s why shinigamis like apples, like the Apple company, apple is the end of the world. Illuminati confirmed.

-Memelords Kira and Leo-