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maybe I'll use this again

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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*looks porn blog right in eye*

im not following ur ass back

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i havent posted shit in days 

*proceeds to post this and leave for another week*

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: A swarm of ants, possibly allied with you possibly not, the stars wouldn’t clarify.

Taurus: With the right tools and preparation you will nail the job interview. Hammer, bring a hammer.

Gemini: Stretch your legs, remove your pants. Let a good thing be good. This is not a suggestion. This is a command.

Cancer: One day you will realize you are all grown up. The roots have taken their place and you have transcended the need for El Pollo Loco.

Leo: Who cares what motivates you? Save children out of spite. Help the sick out of hatred. 

Virgo: Some people are attractive in the same way a venus flytrap smells nice.

Libra: Turns out you can feel better by just pretending you’re not sad forever! Just kidding you’d die a bitter and useless death.

Scorpio: Sluts are an important part of any social ecosystem. The world is a sticky, yet well oiled machine. 

Ophiuchus: Leather is literally skin. Don’t think too hard about it.

Sagittarius: Homework is lame, all the cool kids are constructing intricate replicas of historical buildings by carefully melting tupperware with a cigarette lighter.

Capricorn: Life can just get radically better and worse with no input from you. You can just wake up one morning and find out your liver shut down because someone stuffed $35,000 into it while you were asleep.

Aquarius: While the stars and I agree with the labor theory of value we think you misunderstand. A kidney stone is not the product of your labor and is not an acceptable form of payment.

Pisces: The mistake is thinking there is a box in the first place.

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Vic Fuentes

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❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈

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the excruciatingly painful dilemma of wanting someone to notice how much pain you are in but not wanting to show any signs of distress to the naked human eye

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Spread me all over Illinois // real friends

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Today I Saw The Whole World // Pierce The Veil [1 /2]

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