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Behold!!

✨✨Teaholding video✨✨

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My TMA headcanons:

Jurgen Leitner had the biggest, most pathetic old-man crush on Gertrude Robinson. He met up with her in the tunnels and then cried himself to sleep because they could never be together and Gertrude would never like him back or some shit. But not before gooning it to her picture.

Michael Shelley was hyper-mobile, like double-jointed. With all the troubles that came with.

Gertrude actually WOULD go for a loser like Leitner, but she never did because she didn’t think of him as anything but a source of information.

Gertrude Robinson was aromantic bisexual.

Gertrude had it going on with Agnes Montague. Not sure how that would work but it probably involved oven mittens

Agnes cannot be touched without burning, at all. Not sure if it’s already canon, but if not, here’s my take on it: the Desolation took even the barest intimate contact with another human being — or as close as it gets to one — from its strongest avatar. It’s a curse. My girl gets to SufferTM

Gertrude actually had a soft spot for Gerry. Of course, she didn’t let it interfere with her work, and of course, she skinned him and left him behind… buuuuuuut he was still the only person allowed to call her “Gertie” to her face and survive, and she did catch herself feeling an occasional fondness towards him.

Gertrude was being devoured alive by guilt for every person she had sacrificed for “the greater good”. She cried when she fed Michael to the Spiral.

Gertrude never, ever cried, even alone… except for a very few occasions.

Mary Keay wore her hair in two long, thick braids before she went bald. I hate the bitch but she knows how to carry a Look

Peter Lukas is Jonah’s sugar daddy.

Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard have been married and divorced at least 14 times. I’m saying Elias because they have been married and divorced even more times with other identities of Jonah

Jonah Magnus was a plump, tall freckled ginger with innocent eyes, a disarming smile, and an awkward attitude. He made an active choice to only bodyhop into twinks because he was one at heart.

Mordechai Lukas was Jonah’s sugar daddy. Peter is just continuing the tradition (he didn’t know about that when he got into an affair with Jonah)

Elias wears eye earrings. Nothing we can do about that, he’s just that cunty

Jonah Magnus, Peter Lukas and Simon Fairchild are in an on-and-off polycule. Peter and Jonah fight over Simon. Nobody wins. Ever.

Michael Distortion can use fae rules if it likes to.

That’s it so far! You may have noticed I’m a bit obsessed with the “previous generation” as you may put it, and not the main cast lmao

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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I can't decide what i find more compelling:

1. Jon lies about his age, but it's completely believable bc he's such a depressed sopping wet tired cat of a man that he genuinely looks 10 years older than he is

or

2. Jon lies about his age, and absolutely no one believes him. They don't bring it up bc there's no reason to, so he thinks he's sneaky while everyone else knows that he's an idiot.

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can i have a cigarette?

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i'm such a sucker for heavy eye imagery/symbolism in stories especially combined with misery and and a critique of injustice i love you the magnus archives i love you the spirit bares its teeth i love you lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events

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update we’re official and he now thinks that tim was Not-Them’d, not sasha

“pay attention to the main characters in episode 39, especially elias” im trying so hard to create a half decent red herring for sasha’s death to the person im talking to rn

it’s so much better if you focus on whatever tf elias is up to and realize her death when it’s fully revealed

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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is it all saints' day?

is it all souls' day?

is it all fools' day...?

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new sketchbook we know what that means

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i love her. i’m so glad she said something.

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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Wet the drys, dry the wets, pour spaghetti down the throat of delusion

Based on this:

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“oh yeah he has a bf, why would it be martin?”

adventures in my sorta partner listening to tma for the first time

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Did anyone ask for more pigeonss art? No? You’re getting pigeons