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no, that’s my son

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found this on tiktok 😔✌🏻💞

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some lockscreens from naruto <3

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Hi its me again can I request some headcanons for how itachi, dei, sui, the ultimate uchiha bad ass ma, and sasori react to their s/o telling them they're pregnant

Itachi

This is a rare moment of actual fear that is evident on Itachi’s face

It’s not that he doesn’t want to have kids, its just - he can’t

He’s dying of sickness for one thing, and he’s been planning on dying to Sasuke for years, and that time is only growing closer

And as much as he loves you and wants to have children of his own, that’s just not something he would allow himself to do

But it obviously wasn’t planned, so now he has to deal with the consequences

There would be moments of consideration as to whether or not he should follow through with letting Sasuke kill him - especially as your stomach begins to grow and he feels the first kicks

Or if there’s something he could do to ‘die’ then come back later to be with you

But no, he needs to follow through with his plan, for Sasuke

Still, he would stay with you as long as he could - he might as well enjoy this while it lasts

Hopefully living long enough to meet his child

Deidara

Also scared

He’s 19! He’s not ready for a kid!

He’s at a point in his life where he just wants to have fun - do whatever he wants with you without any responsibilities holding him back

So you being pregnant also makes him kinda mopey

However - these feelings will soon pass

Cause think about it, a kid means someone he can pass on his art to, someone who (hopefully) respects him, and someone that embodies his love for you

When he starts thinking of the situation in that light, he gets excited actually

He’s still scared about all the responsibility towards having a kid, he seriously does not think he’s ready and feels bad from moment one that he’s bringing his kid into a criminal world right off the bat

But he’ll do his best

Sasori

For you to get pregnant it has to be completely planned

Since with his puppet body he doesn’t exactly have the necessary tools to get you pregnant, so he would have had to create something to do so

So - he’d be pleased

There is a slight fear nagging at the back of his brain sometimes - regardless of his body he’s not dumb enough to think there aren’t ways he can die, and you can still die

He just doesn’t want a repeat of his childhood, he doesn’t want his child to go through the same pain that he felt when his parents never came home

He vows not to let it happen though, he vows that no matter what, at least he will always be there for your kid

Honestly you should be happy he even agreed to try to have a kid in the first place, he originally did not like children at all 

But he supposes that with you one or two might not be so bad

Like deidara, or even more so since the whole point of his art is to make it eternal, he’s excited to pass on his artistic ideals

Suigetsu

He has mixed feelings

On one hand, that’s kind of exciting, having a kid

But on the other hand, that’s a whole kid - that’s a responsibility that’s going to be present for the rest of his life

He’s just gotta go with it though, he feels confident enough that with your support he can manage this

He’ll keep his fears on the inside and show you and everyone else that asks his excitement

Kinda immature about it, doesn’t quite realize what having a baby as a villain, a villain that’s constantly on the move especially, entails

So either you gotta help him realize all those details that you two need to figure out or it’s gonna be a real shock for him later when the baby’s actually born

Madara

He’d be happy!

Planned or not he’d want kids of his own eventually

So he’d get so excited when you tell him

Like bright smile on his face and he’s giving you the tightest hug, it’s adorable how happy he is

Of course it’s a lot of responsibility, even more so if you two weren’t exactly planning on having kids yet - but he’s ready to take it on

Honestly having kids has probably been a goal of his since he was young, seeing a world where children were so unhappy and forced to grow up too quickly

He wants to see a world first hand where children can be children - and what better way to do so then having his own kids?

Probably already has name suggestions too

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matching icons for you and your dumbass friends

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Patrick-Hockstutter’s Masterlist

Fics: 

Follow My Lead  (NSFW)

Cigarettes After Sex

Try to Remember  (NSFW)

Marked As His Part 1 / Part 2  (Part 2 NSFW)

A Little Less Worse Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3  (Part 3 NSFW)

Wasn’t the Right Time

If That’s What You Want

Everyday Is Like Sunday

Heart Shaped Pills

Face Paints

Headcanons:

Bowers Gang s/o Tattoos

Dating Patrick Hockstetter

Dating Henry Bowers

Dating Belch Huggins

Dating Victor Criss

Dating the Bowers Gang

Sleeping Next to Patrick Hockstetter

Sleeping Next to Henry Bowers

Living in the Sewer with Pennywise

Bowers Gang on Christmas

Bowers Gang on Halloween

Bowers Gang + s/o Couple Costumes

Patrick Hockstetter’s Goth Girlfriend

Bowers Gang Taking Care of s/o After Surgery

Bowers Gang Taking Care of s/o After Wisdom Teeth

Bowers Gang Taking Care of a Sick s/o

Bowers Gang Comforting a s/o

Protective Bowers Gang

Bowers Gang Insecurities

Bowers Gang With an Affectionate s/o

Bowers Gang With a Singing s/o

Bowers Gang Fashion

Bowers Gang Memelords

Bowers Gang Favorite Foods

Bowers Gang Sex Headcanons (after a while)  (NSFW)

Patrick Hockstetter Sex Headcanons  (NSFW)

Patrick Hockstetter Kissing Headcanons

Patrick Hockstetter Physical Appearance

Patrick Hockstetter Physical Contact

Patrick Hockstetter Showering Habits

Patrick Hockstetter Soft Spot

Patrick Hockstetter Anger

Henry Bowers Sex Headcanons  (NSFW)

Henry Bowers Sleeping Habits

Henry Bowers Anger

Henry Bowers Driving and Showering Headcanons

Belch Huggins Hugging and Kissing Headcanons

Victor Criss Sleeping Habits

Victor Criss Anger

Patrick Hockstetter and Belch Huggins Sleeping Habits

Henry physical contact/Patrick favorite possession/Belch driving/Victor physical appearance

Imagines:

Patrick’s Boy-Toy

Henry’s Confession

Pennywise’s Make-Up

Chat Posts:

If Patrick Invented Glue

Patrick’s Social Skills

Patrick’s Math Quiz

Patrick’s Madness

Patrick and Henry’s Pet Play

Henry’s Breakfast

DRUNK AS HELL

Bowers Gang Optimism

Text Posts/Pictures/Videos/Quotes:

1k+ Face Reveal and Follow Forever

2k+ Follower Event and Follow Forever

Fem!Patrick

Happy Halloween

Cute Girlfriend < Clown Stan

Henry Bowers Vs Billy Hargrove

Who Gave Owen Teague the Right

Daddy Patrick

I’d Rather be Killed by Patrick

Henry’s Sexual Innuendo

Bowers Gang Petition

Blogging About Hockstetter

Patrick’s High School Fantasy 

Study Hall With Victor

Life in an 80s Movie

Roommate Calls Me the Fuck Out

Henry’s Hand

Henry’s Soft Spot

Belch Hug Me

Bang the Bowers Gang

Pennywise Jokes > Dad Jokes

Fuck Pennywise

Pennywise Smut?

Pennywise Pick Up Lines

IT 101

Friday the 13th

Henry Angst

Fuck Yo Drama

Why I Was MIA

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reblog if ur a girl and jade west cute

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MC: I like a guy who's environmentally aware.

Eugene, pointing outside: That's a cloud.

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I wanna make a masterlist of lgbt+ witches on tumblr

so reblog this if you are a witch and are lgbt+ pls!

alsoi wanna follow all of you

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WHEN ROCK LEE SMILES AND HIS EYES CLOSE AND HE GETS THAT LIL BLUSH ON HIS CHEEKS, MY HEART FILLS WOTH LOVE FOR THIS TINY NINJA IN GREEN SPANDEX

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so literallyy all of these are my babies how—

True Story.

Let me know if I should do one for girls.

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Edmund: *Loses Lucy in a crowd*

Edmund: This calls for desperate measures.

Edmund: *deep breath* THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NARNIA

Lucy: *burst through crowd* BITCH YOU WERE THERE

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“SUCK MY DICK.”

“Do you have one?”

“I will buy one if it gets you to SHUT UP.”

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just some chaotic naruto vines

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I'm dying, this is just too much...