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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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This is funny coming from Reddit

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sure. scarian wedding. why the hell not.

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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

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in the new Game Changer there was a “show of hands” minigame and one of the questions was “who here makes over 250k a year” and a single person raised their hand which was already funny enough and then after the episode ended we learned that person is one of the most popular Minecraft streamers on the planet

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desert duo wedding (I had to ok?) scar looked like he would rather crawl into a ditch and be friends with the worms there

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It's end of May, yall know what that means

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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her