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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work… Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. Little Miss Sunshine (dir. Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris)

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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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#mood today

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As long as we have each other, we’re both gonna be okay.

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Goodbye Alex Karev you will be missed so deeply😭💔

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my everyday feeling

Feeling left out is one of the worst feelings.

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This is a very short and straightforward read but it really hit my heart so much and makes me think twice about all the stuff I knew about love and things being “‘meant to be” ahhhhh my heart

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how can lawyers argue without crying 

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u know ur fucked when u skip every song

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yesterday i read this article and it just made me so happy

I particularly loved this quote:

“We are sure they would be good parents because they were so nice to their stone.”

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yayy ! thank you for doing it 🥰

#bingo

(i would love to see some people doing it !!💖💕)

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yay ! thank you for doing it 🥰

#bingo

(i would love to see some people doing it !!💖💕)

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#bingo

(i would love to see some people doing it !!💖💕)

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this is kinda random but do you happen to have the video of Andy, Jorma and Akiva at the mens choice awards where Andy is just dragging it the whole time

https://youtu.be/-myAL54Rn9I

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THEYRE SO FUNNY FHDODHSKDHDJFH

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