celestiallime

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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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drawing people i see in the city (47/?) lil dude also had the best conversation opener:

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continuing on despite it all

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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Let’s hallucinate mama.

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>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

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a DIRECT rip from chapter 5 of "straight on 'til morning" by @mamawasatesttube aka one of my most beloved favorite Kon fics of all time <3 ID in alt text!

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Has anyone seen my wife

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thinking about the Character isn't enough. i need to put him between my teeth and shake him like a dog with a chew toy.

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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I feel restless

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"ace bucky," i whisper into the crowd. "ACE BUCKY," I SCREAM INTO THE CROWD.