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I’m officially thirty 😔

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we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

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If I had a nickel for every time somebody's youngest son moved across an ocean in his early twenties to be in a committed romantic relationship with his uncle I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him

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he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

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"You need to break the time loop. Stop trying to save me. I love you."

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You're my mission. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

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OLYMPO 1.03

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everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7

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It's too quiet. I can't sense any animals. I've never felt air this heavy, either. Young master, stay by my— Young master?! Why am I crying? What in the world is the matter? Ah, you mustn't rub your eyes so much. I don't know where the tears are coming from.

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Why d’you gotta be such a fucking Boy Scout?

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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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requested by @bishmontgirl