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how do you feel about Colette?

Shes my best friend in the entire universe, so obviously I think shes the best lol. even if she can get a really carried away sometimes-

We do almost everything together, shes one of the only people I can tolerate for long periods of time along with Fang tbh

Actually now that you mention it I havent seen her in a while? Hope shes ok

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do you have any merch of that new brawler yet? ash i think thats what their called

Ahh..... dated....

Sorry for the wait, didnt expect to have to do my actual job here. We have merch of every brawler yeah

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Where's the best place to practice parkour in the Park? :0 does anyone say anything about those dangerous habits of yours?

Probably the building sites, dont tell that to Jacky tho Im pretty sure shed strangle me lol

And my 'dangerous habits' arent really a secret so I dont really care what people think about em. I do tell everything to Colette and Fang tho

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hi edgar how are you!!

....Peachy

Tho if I have to hear christmas music on repeat one more time I swear Im going to lose it

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Opinion on Chester

(I won’t rat you out)

Annoying prick, thats my opinion

....Not that I hate the guy, playing pranks on people with him is fun ngl

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edgar do u play fnaf at freddys

Fnaf.... At Freddys...?

Lol nah, never heard of it

.....Dont tell my boss what I do during work hours, gotta kill the time somehow yknow?

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So liiike Mcr comeback huh? Im back from the dead bitches

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Edgar! whats your favorite color?

Well you'd think its purple right? Its actually blue. Purples my second fav tho

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have you ever tried that max energy drink that colette drinks sometimes?

Yeah I have. Only thing to keep me awake. Tho as far as Im aware I dont get the zoomies as she gets it

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how are you edgar?

peachy, thanks for asking

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whats this again- oh yeah I had a blog. sup

second times the charm right? so here I am, Im right back at it again

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Blegegegegememimiserb!

- Squeak

oh hey there lil guy

ehhhh i literally cant understand anything you say tho so ill just assume you said hi

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THE CHARACTERS!

Tara

She/Her

Age: 28

Squeak

He/Him

Age: 1 Month

Mortis

He/They

Age: 1069

Gene

They/Them

Age: 9999

Sprout

They/Them

Age: Who Knows?

Byron

He/Him

Age: 42

Max

She/They

Age: 17

Mr. P

He/Him

Age: 29

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fine but still! you werent careful enough =_=

ehhh,, why would you even want it to scar tho?

I GOT A SWORD!!!

I BEEN PLAYING WITH IT AND-

…I GOT CUT :c

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be more careful then!!

yeah ill help you, we should probably get it clean first tho

I GOT A SWORD!!!

I BEEN PLAYING WITH IT AND-

…I GOT CUT :c

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ok FINE just be careful with it ok

yeah you can have them i just thought youd need them rn

I GOT A SWORD!!!

I BEEN PLAYING WITH IT AND-

…I GOT CUT :c

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holy shit you got a WHAT?? put it back-

..do you want a hello kitty band-aid tho

I GOT A SWORD!!!

I BEEN PLAYING WITH IT AND-

…I GOT CUT :c