not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE]
Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE]
When [EVENT] would occur
It would cause [HIM OR HER]
To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]
far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes