cephie

[cephie]

op, i raise you the total inverse in which dream smp characters are horrified by how hermitcraft members operate

Yk what? Fuck Fanfics where Dsmp characters get sent to Hermitcraft to get therapy (/lh, I am writing one of those myself), give me Fanfics where Hermitcraft members accidentally go to the dsmp and get absolutely FUCKED UP.

Joe Hills' poems, turning darker and darker each day, until all he writes about is how absolutely evil the world around him is and how, when he had met death, she was kinder than anything he'd ever seen in what felt like forever.

Grian building traps that don't actually hurt players, because that's what he loves to do, but over time they kill and blow up their items and he kinda just does it because that's what he just does, he never knew anything else, or he can't remember knowing anything else. (and it pays well, if he's honest. He misses the barge.)

IJevin befriending Charlie Slimecicle and learning how to hide the fact he's a slime, because he thinks admitting to being one will get him killed and starting to miss his base with the slime face engraved into the ceiling more and more every day.

[cephie]

so i was thinking “huh if c!slimecicle is as sludgy as people draw him to be then wouldnt beds be kind of a nightmare to get him out of? wouldnt he seep into the fabric and start sticking” and so i was wondering what the best bed-like option would be for the goopy gunky guy and so the conclusion i have come to is that c!slimecicle would probably be compatible with a recuperacoon from homestuck

[cephie]

i’ve thought about that concept a lot. he’s literally a hostile mob that decided he wanted to look and act like a person one day, he’s some number of centuries old at minimum and he implies that “killing” him would only result in him just seeping into the ground and simply resurfacing hundreds of years later. he’s already two and a half steps from being an eldritch abomination and if he somehow ISN’T incredibly dangerous at one point or another then i’ll be really surprised. like, he’s being taken in by c!quackity, if c!charlie doesn’t already know how to see through human lies and manipulation then i feel like he’s probably going to learn in the future.

remember how one time Film Theory made a video on how dory was faking amnesia in finding nemo for a survival advantage or sumn? yeah that general concept except c!charlie. mans is faking Not Knowing Shit™ so that people think hes weak. he is not, in fact, weak at all.

i refuse to accept that c!charlie is just another wholesome character that the audience is gonna love and then die a gruesome death later on. that slimy fucker is DANGEROUS and i am HERE FOR IT. is he human? debatable. but is he a threat to other humans? FUCK YEAH!!!!!