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Valentino's laugh annoyed him, even more so knowing he was laughing at HIM of all people. God damn it, he felt so embarrassed in this position.

"I know you do not need a film crew if you wished to film me, you probably have cameras hidden everywhere around here" he said, looking around for cameras, until Vox started talking again.

"What I remember? I..." he took a few seconds to think. "I was fighting Adam. After the battle I went to my tower, that's all I remember" he mumbled, smile tense and clearly in pain still. An angelic wound doesn't heal so easily. "So... You found me injured and decided to kidnap me and chain me onto a bed instead of simply killing me... why?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"That's what I was sayingggg!" Val giggled from the back, but Vox shot him a withering glare that shut him up.

Then, he turned back to Alastor.

"Do you see a film crew, Alastor?" Vox asked, exasperation evident in his tone. "No, the worst thing we did to you was take a lot of selfies. Val got one of you with the 0.5 lens."

"Social media is having a hoot with that one," Velvette commented.

Vox was beginning to wish they'd both leave the room.

A deep breath allowed him to once again tune his friends out and focus on Alastor; Vox couldn't help but linger on the stag's phrasing there.

"'Attacking you'?" he echoed, smile tugging at his lips. "Why, Alastor, you should be thanking me. I didn't attack you— I saved you. Tell me, what is the last thing you remember happening?"

Did Alastor even remember the fight with Adam?

"Because I found you unconscious at your desk."

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so... hum... anyone wanna plot? All the people I've sent starters to haven't answered in a month or so yet

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My Blog is strictly Anti AI

I use no AI to write for me.

I use no AI to create images for me.

I do not wish to write with people who actively use AI.

If you write with me, you won't ever have to fear any AI being used to doing my replies for you. I will not feed your writing to ChatGP and the like, and I would appreciate it if you don't feed my writing to any AI either. You do not have my consent to do so.

If I reblog AI art/text or use AI images for aesthetics/graphics without realizing, please let me know. AI images have infiltrated Pinterest and other sites so much, it can be hard to tell sometimes.

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@cxffeeshxp

"Well I do not know the man, but What else can it be?"

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"Breeding kink? Is building a family now considered purely sexual?"

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On anon or not, ask my muse about their family.

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Vent.

I am so fucked right now. My paperwork has been messed up somehow because they misunderstood my job situation, they took away my disabled financial help, and now, since I have changed bank, my job is not paying me until next month because they're doing the paperwork.... I already haven't been paid last month due to being sick all of january.

I still need to pay rent?? Pay food??? WTF am I going to do????

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hi guys this is my radioapple AU where they're fully rested, eat 3 square meals a day, communicate, and individually go to therapy once a week (unrealistic) :)

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begins to pet and scrathc under Alastor chin.

The radio demon was quick to yank himself away, looking at the dragon with pure confusion. "Could you please keep your hands to yourself?" he asked, ears leaned back.

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"Bold of you to assume I think of Angel as Chic. Or that I watch any obnoxious picture show" unless perhaps it's a cooking one...

ཐིཋྀ "BITCH IT'S CALLED HEROIN CHIC! I DON'T LACK ANYTHING!!!"

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"How can drugs be chic in any way?"

ཐིཋྀ "BITCH IT'S CALLED HEROIN CHIC! I DON'T LACK ANYTHING!!!"

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[cervidae-demon]

Valentino's ass or Valentino's nipples?

"Excuse me?"

It took him a few seconds to register what was asked of him.

"I suppose neither are a good option, the man is clearly lacking meat on his bones, but I also suppose that eating his nipples would be less dangerous for my health, who knows what the man puts in his bottom"

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Vent.

I am so fucked right now. My paperwork has been messed up somehow because they misunderstood my job situation, they took away my disabled financial help, and now, since I have changed bank, my job is not paying me until next month because they're doing the paperwork.... I already haven't been paid last month due to being sick all of january.

I still need to pay rent?? Pay food??? WTF am I going to do????

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I'm 500€ in the red right now because I paid rent I literally have no other choice but to beg once more.

Please if you can afford to, help me! I got a Ko-fi that I had to get a car but I'll probably have to use the money to pay bills and food because I need it....

Please share this on Tumblr and other platforms, I'm desperate.

Vent.

I am so fucked right now. My paperwork has been messed up somehow because they misunderstood my job situation, they took away my disabled financial help, and now, since I have changed bank, my job is not paying me until next month because they're doing the paperwork.... I already haven't been paid last month due to being sick all of january.

I still need to pay rent?? Pay food??? WTF am I going to do????

[cervidae-demon]

Alastor knows just the tea to bring to the table~ 🍵