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one off gag from my notes

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Most intriguing sentence ever

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they should make a Death Note where one person is 100% doing the wild political maneuvering thing that show does but the other person just thinks they made a friend and are having fun talking to their friend

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

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I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride

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it's okay if your art isn't impressive to your friends, it's okay if you're not very good at any of your hobbies, it's okay if you don't share your life on social media. you don't have to be good and you don't have to prove anything. your life isn't a performance.

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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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*enters shower* *turns shower handle* *starts parrying the water like daigo*

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*enters shower*

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*backsteps away from the water like bloodborne*

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My aromantic vibe is I usually do not like shipping in fandom. But I've realized what I actually dislike is when the shipping eclipses the actual characters, dynamics, and plot. I'm actually perfectly happy to play in the space as long as the ship is a pair of sunglasses I can put on and take off depending on what my vibe is.

Yeah actually those two should make out. Actually they'd never touch each other. They're divorced. They've never spoken. Actually neither of them has ever kissed another person. They'd do unspeakable things to each other and both be worse for it. They're invited to each other's weddings and it's really sweet. They're really good friends. They get beers and hang out and that's it. They're obsessed with each other in an entirely non-romantic way. They want to kill each other. They're FWBs and it's actually one-side-unrequited love. They kissed once until I decide tomorrow they haven't. You understand.