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Serial: 1203-8629 Name: Osric Melkire Rank: DISCHARGED Server: Balmung
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"Her body was the lightest of them all"
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p.s. it's been said a hundred times but apparently always needs to be said again: you're free to think ARR is bad (If You Actually Played It) but omg don't go around presenting it like it's the be-all, end-all, undisputed, unbiased, objective truth.
I'm forever glad I played when it came out and didn't have to deal with that shit because I can't imagine what it's like to be told over and over 'the game starts bad but just keep going'.
If people hadn't absolutely loved ARR we wouldn't be here now.
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Slight correction here, if I may.
Solar Bahamut is WoL deciding to supercharge their demi summon with the power of Light and Stasis because Hydaelyn's Champion Fuck Yeah.
This is why the ability animations feature the Crystals of Light / Elemental Wheel pattern.
I still would've preferred an Alexander demi.
it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure it out but. the summoner bahamut/phoenix phases are the enhanced version of aethercharge, which works by siphoning ambient aether to charge the ruin spell... because both bahamut and phoenix made lasting changes to the greater eorzean environment, meaning summoners attune to the ambiant radiation. unlocking the summoner job in, say, hingashi or tural without ever setting foot in eorzea would be an interesting experiment (i guess the closest we've seen so far is valigarmanda? that would be a fun egi to summon). and similarly, solar bahamut is a mix of bahamut and phoenix engineered by the wol in a mad scientist moment, because we know there isn't space for another egi in their soul, so i imagine they kinda combined them to maximize both bahamut's destructive power and phoenix's restorative abilities, but this will likely be the last enhancement we see (except some minor tweaks, probably)
on a related note, i only realized recently that the white mage "thin air" spell (allowing the next spell to be cast without expending MP) works by "thinning air" (i.e siphoning ambient aether); i wonder if this works similarly for both summoners and white mages. and of course there are only 2 charges of thin air because while you could theoretically cast all your spells by drawing upon ambient aether, we know what consequences it had in the past, and the wol is explicitly granted their white mage jobstone for their restraint and will to respect natural balance & the ways of nature as a whole. so in my opinion this is a chosen, self-imposed limit, not a technical one
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Guess who just found out the biggest plot twist in gaming history 22 years after it happened




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#Discord servers aren't external-facing#publicly accessible#or even guaranteed to stay up#please stop silo'ing things on a service that was never intended to be the one-stop shop that you cheap lazy fuckers are treating it as#aaaaargh#drives me insane#for the record i am not blasting anyone using this for hobbies or non-commercial purposes
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Something thats always bugged me about dnd and pathfinder’s gods is that… they are basically monotheism in polytheism wrapping AND there is no actual religion present. The lore is so obsessed with these beings as people with their extensive histories and active presence in the setting that they completely forgot to actually create religions surrounding them.
What does casual worship look like for any of these gods? Could you tell me? What does prayer actually look like? Is there specific times of the day in which you must pray for certain gods? Is there certain attire you must wear to show your faith? Are there certain foods you cannot eat? Are there certain foods that are elevated above the rest for your faith? What kind of offerings are expected everyday? Do they expect offerings everyday or on a certain day of the week? Do they expect physical offerings at all? Do they ask for sacrifices of material goods, animals, people? Why? Why do you worship this deity? How does that actually affect ur daily life? How is worship different for a cleric, paladin, priest, or casual believer? What kinds of swears, curses, exclamations, etc are associated with this religion? Are there certain activities that are banned within your religion? How strictly does the religion police its worshiper’s actions? What kind of philosophies do they preach or disavow?
These and many more are the elements that form real world religions and are absent in most fantasy “religions” including popular ttrpgs. I cant even call these faiths religions because they really arent. One god in these settings should have 20 different religions built around them that all disagree on how the god’s domain, history, and personality should be interpreted. Maybe 2 or 4 of them would be main stream but there should be more than just one monolithic faith surrounding a god. And stop calling it polytheism. Please for the love of everything. Polytheism is a type of religion that worships multiple gods at once. Faith in dnd and pathfinder is largely monotheistic because the players choose one god they like and ignore all the rest.
I am not trying to put the responsibility of creating all these religions on gms - im pointing out that the creators of these ttrpgs did all of us a huge disservice. Religion is such an expansive and fascinating and diverse concept in the real world that it infuriates me to see it reduced to choosing a god you like and thats it. And im agnostic irl!
I was talking to my cowriter about this for the lore in my ttrpg and it got me really rilled up XD Religion can be beautiful or terrible or a mixture of both. It can save people from the world’s darkness or bring out their own inner darkness. It deserves more than a cliff-notes table of deities to choose from and half baked lore about the gods without examining the actual faith they inspire in others :/
#tabletop#religion#faith#spirituality#the real reason for this is laziness#you can see the same shit happening with races-as-minorities#where the system creators and setting writers don't actually care about religions or races outside of their utility#meaning “what god do you worship so we can give you a basic script and determine your spells” for religion#and “what social and combat perks do you get” for race#this is why religions and races in these games tend to be monoliths#there was never any intention to flesh them out so that they're not caricatures#and so that responsibility gets foisted unfairly onto DMs#D&D and Pathfinder are combat games#please be aware that they don't care about the rest#in spite of all the window dressing
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Do you think G'raha had an adjustment period of "initial reaction vs. experience"
#ffxiv#g'raha tia#crystal exarch#art#angel and devil on my shoulders#except the devil is youthfulness and the angel is hard-earned wisdom#the knees bro
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Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.
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honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl
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interesting how it's always "iranian regime" and never "israeli regime" and definetly never "iran, where the us and uk overthrew a democratically elected leader because the iranian parliment voted to nationalise iranian oil to stop foreign countries profiting off of their resources, with the western powers' actions ultimatly leading to the islamic republic of iran that they so fear"
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For all of the northerners that stood up for Texas during our freeze and said, "Don't make fun of them, they've never dealt with this before. Their infrastructure isn't made for snow and freezing."
This one is for you.
Where I live 108°F with 80% humidity with no wind is normal.
Pacific North West is dealing historic best waves 35-40°C or 95-105°F.
First of all. Don't make fun of them for bitching about the heat. Just like Texas isn't built for a freeze and our pipes burst, Pacific North West isn't built for heat and a lot of their homes don't have AC.
If you live somewhere with a high humidity like 80+ HUMIDITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. The "humidity makes it feel cooler" is a lie once it gets beyond a point.
If you live somewhere with a lower humidity, misters are nice to cool off outside.
Once you get over 90°F (32°C) a fan will not help you. It's just pushing around hot air. (I mean if you can't afford a small AC unit because they're expensive as hell, by all means a fan is better than nothing).
If you have pets, those portable AC units aren't safe. If your pets destroy the outtake thing, it'll leak CO2. Window units are safer.
Window AC units will let mosquitoes or other small bugs in. Sucks, but that's life.
Now is not the time to me modest. If you have to cover for religious reasons, by all means. If you don't, I've seen people wear short shorts and a swim top. It's not trashy if it keeps you from getting heat stroke.
If you do have to cover up for religious reasons, look for elephant pants or something similar. They're made with a breathable material.
Shade is better than no shade, but that shit it just diet sun after some point. Don't think shade will save you from heat stroke.
I know the "drink your water" is a fun meme now, but if you're sweating excessively you need electrolytes. Drink Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialite PLEASE. I don't care if you're fucking sitting in one spot all day. That shit WILL save you from heat stroke.
Most importantly. RESEARCH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAT STROKE AND HEAT EXHAUSTION PLEASE!
If you're diabetic and can't drink Gatorade, mix water, fruit juice, and either lite salt or pink salt
If you can afford it, cover windows with thick curtains to insulate the house
If you have tile floors, lay on them with skin to tile contact. If you don't, laying your head on cool counters works too.
If the temperature where you're at is hotter than your body temperature, don't wear heat wicking clothing. Moisture wicking is safe though.
Check your medication labels. Many make you more susceptible to sun and heat
-Room temperature water will get into your body faster. This is something I learned doing marching band in high summer in Georgia, and it saved all of our asses. Sip it, don't gulp it, especially if you're getting into the red; same goes for whatever fluid you're drinking. And just in general drink during the day.
-If you are moving from an air conditioned space to an un-air conditioned space, if at all possible try to make the shift gradual. When my dad and I were working outside and in un-ac houses a few years ago, he'd turn the air down to low in the truck about ten-fifteen minutes before we got where we were going. This way your body doesn't go from low low temps to high temps. S'bad for you.
-If you can, keep your lights off during the day. Light bulbs may not generate a lot of heat, but the difference is noticeable when it gets hot enough. I literally only turn my bedroom light on in the evening when it gets too dark.
Don't be afraid to just like... pour water on yourself if you need to. The evaporation will cool you off.
Put your hand to the cement for 15 seconds. If you can't handle the heat, it'll burn your dog's paws. Don't let them walk on it.
Dogs with flat faces are more prone to heat stroke. Don't leave them out unsupervised.
Frozen fruit is delicious in water.
Wet/Cold hat/handkerchief on your head/neck will help you stay cool.
Pickle juice is great for electrolytes! You can even make pickle juice Popsicles!
Heat exhaustion is more, "drink water and get you cooled off." Heat stroke is more "Oh my god call 911."
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[Image description: an infographic showing the difference between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. The graphic is labeled "Heat Dangers: First Warning." Signs of heat exhaustion: faint or dizzy, excessive sweating, cool, pale, clammy skin, rapid, weak pulse, muscle cramps. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat exhaustion, get to a cool, air-conditioned place, drink water if conscious, and take a cool shower or use cold compress. Signs of heat stroke: throbbing headache, no sweating, red, hot, dry skin, rapid, strong pulse, may lose consciousness. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat stroke, call 911. End description]
Be safe.
-fae
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Zero Suit Samus if she was in Street Fighter Credit: hikariyy
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@cuideag
if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
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I was solo grinding fates in Yak Tel at 2am and they started getting kinda personal 😐
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Luke saying “you’ll find i’m full of surprises” to Vader before losing his lightsaber and falling down some stairs is such a life mood
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Underground wedding
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