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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #f1 rpf twice a day.
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my asshole chicken (she bites) SAT IN MY LAP VOLUNTARILY FOR PETS TODAY!!! FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!
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theres this girl on tiktok who does “if you recognise any of these ships you need to call your therapist” videos and in the latest one she included rosquez and brocedes one after another. distraught
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feeling extremely evil and haterish for no obvious reason until i realise im hungry
#its justified though my friend is incapable of keeping plans#she promised she wouldn’t cancel on me this time (she usually cancels a few days before we have plans)#but she just did cancel on me because ‘the grad camping is happening this weekend and i want to go’#? the grad camping that was supposed to happen three weeks ago?#if it got rescheduled then you’d have known BEFORE we made plans#i think shes cancelling on me so often because she doesn’t want to hang out with me but doesn’t want to say it directly to me#hence the excuses#sorry gang for the angsty teenagerish posting im lowkey really upset rn#its been five hours and i can’t get over it#just say it to my face genuinely it would hurt less to know#i’d rather know you don’t want to be around me than think you DO and keep getting my hopes crushed bc you keep cancelling#anyway i’m supposed to go to her lake cabin sometime this month. i need to know dates so i can take time off work#but she wont give me dates#odds i’m actually going? slim#vent#lowkey. sorry again gang
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Shiny Blue Monkey Beetle (Hoplia caerulea), family Scarabaeidae, NE Spain
photograph by Lluis Copete
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all levels except physical bc they’re in bed rn and most of them hate when i hold them 💔
on all levels except physical I’m tenderly holding a chicken in my arms
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My new best friend, a Large red damselfly Pyrrhosoma nymphula. I try not to post the same species twice in one season but who could say no to that beautiful little face?
#his colours are fucking stunner#look at that red#emo icon#three cheers for sweet revenge WISHES she was him#bug
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GRANNY CEOTIOEDE
today's bug thing is this crochet desert centipede!
#bug#square with an i-cord made to have stripes#sewn on with legs… seems easy enough#famous last words
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on this note can mcl make oscar do this too girl in red has a cover he could parody//SHOT
i open tumblr in the car yesterday bc my dad was driving and why was the first thing i see alex marquez showing bare ass on main. go whore go. i don’t even go here
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i open tumblr in the car yesterday bc my dad was driving and why was the first thing i see alex marquez showing bare ass on main. go whore go. i don’t even go here
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full offense but i hope we don’t wind up getting the lando norris monster at my work… shit looks absolutely rancid i do nawt want to have to touch it under any circumstance
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Please God let oscar piastri win silverstone and spa it’d be so fucking funny
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#landoscar is more quote unquote palatable but markscar is peak#op81#f1#oscmark whatever i forgot their ship name
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getting messy with the Gay Lea okay…. i see….

Bro
In what context do you do this willingly for camera
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the lean. the fireproof pull. he is the moment.
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