chackdavid

[chackdavid]

I think...we require some rest a-fter all of that. Good night.

[chackdavid]

A-pologies.

The snow is falling once more.

[chackdavid]

A-ctivating

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[chackdavid]

W. Wanna. Wanna be the one in CONTROL tongihtttht in the BED ROOM?

Want to dominate young h oes in bed? Wanna f u c k? Learn how to get your d1ck su cked:

TO GROW OR NOT TO GROW

[chackdavid]

Reebe. Reebe. Reebe. Reebe. Vagreprcgvba. Jnaan trg lbhe qvpx fhpxrq gbavtug?

Jung vf tbvat ba? Jul pna'g V fcrnx? Jub frnyrq zl zbhgu fuhg?

[chackdavid]

Jung vf tbvat ba? Jul pna'g V fcrnx? Jub frnyrq zl zbhgu fuhg?

[chackdavid]

Don’t draw a-tten

well gang chack says there’s a third one now

[chackdavid]

Fear is a

complicated emotion. A winter storm. A frozen fish. A crying mother. Snowmen. Those are normal. What should be frightening is the heat that can melt it all a-way.

[chackdavid]

Well, I guess now that I’m a-wake, I should greet you all. Greetings and bienvenue. :)

[chackdavid]

Truly, you are a beacon of maturity among us all. How could we ever hope to compete with the mature genius of the Idiot? Who knows. Not I.

woowowowoooouuwuaw look att wha chack ssssayyy of papriiiiiiii

[chackdavid]

This shouldn’t be plausible. Cease.

Goodness. I have tried to a-bstain from using this blog lately. I needed to sleep for a bit. But. I cannot. STAND. That horrible, crunchy noise the Idiot is making.

[chackdavid]

Goodness. I have tried to a-bstain from using this blog lately. I needed to sleep for a bit. But. I cannot. STAND. That horrible, crunchy noise the Idiot is making.

[chackdavid]

The a-larm has been set to snooze.

[chackdavid]

How to make Thrown Fish

Required ingredients: Fish, large pile of Bon Jovi supplemented spices

Step 1: Obtain fish.

Step 2: Throw at a-pproximately 349 meters per second directly into Bon Jovi supplemented spices.

[chackdavid]

Oh? As if your “cobalt mustardy fries” are a-ny better? Multiplying numbers in a recipe with humbolt whale in it? You mock the culinary arts with your moronic presence. A-lso, next time, use the reblog function, provided you are not too a-bsolutely brainless to do so. Ha. Ha. Ha.

lolollollloohaaaaaaaaaa am offffffvvvv nulll impresssemeeeenttttt…aannnnyyyyone cannn throhoowooww a fesh

[chackdavid]

How to make Thrown Fish

Required ingredients: Fish, large pile of Bon Jovi supplemented spices

Step 1: Obtain fish.

Step 2: Throw at a-pproximately 349 meters per second directly into Bon Jovi supplemented spices.

[chackdavid]

I fail to be impressed.

REPCIPEEEE: HOW MAAAAKE COBBBBALT MUUUSTARDY FRIEE

NEEEEED: MILKSHAKE FRIE MUSTARRD HUMOLT WHAAAAALEEE SNAKE SSSKIIIN (FRESHSSSHSHSHS SHED FROM WEEEDNESYDAY) A WEDNESDAY NUMBBBBERS DO: STEPEP 1: getttt frrieieie annn makee it of the the it of mustrarudy

STEPEPEPEP 2: oobobotain your whalleee and cementify it to frie after didipp in wednesday inside fresshsh snake sisikin shed

STEPE 3: uuuse number and mutlltiply

STEP 4: eaaaaat and digiest