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My favorite Merlin head cannon is that Arthur knew Merlin had a secret that they didn't talk about because it would get him in trouble with the law

but he always just assumed the secret was Merlin that preferred men.

feat: this scene

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Mans looks like he's about to have a 50-slide power point argument with this teenager.

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My current fear is unknowingly read ai generated fic and like it. What it would do to my soul.

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updated list of things sherlock has literally said

who he

laterz

oopsie

the frankly alarming shade of pink

breathe it in, feel every quiver of its beating heart

thank u

i hope you didn’t mess up my sock index this time

more likely because of the hideous pattern

round and round the garden like a teddy bear

I KNOW ASH! Don’t–tell me–I don’t!

well that was tedious

where is her case, did she eat it

A RABBIT, JOHN

…some sort of death frisbee?

oh, that’s clever! is it clever? why is it clever?

…a meat dagger

you’re going in the water, short arse

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Wait, don't let Merlin escape from Morgana so soon! Let Arthur attach himself to that bloody scrap of Merlin's jacket. Let Arthur keep it in his pocket every day, then pull it out each night to hold it and whisper "I will find you. I promise." Let him lose hope and not be the same person again. Let him turn to magic.

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007…I’m your new Quartermaster.

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Y’know that one scene in A Servant of Two Masters where Merlin tells Leon he’s off to kill the king and Leon just laughs

What if Merlin realises how much power that actually has and just starts telling Leon the truth instead of coming up with excuses

Like

Leon: Hey Merlin, where are you off to?

Merlin: Just going to fight a gryphon!

Leon: ha! Have fun!

Or

Leon: Merlin, why do you have highly illegal poison?

Merlin: it’s only poison mixed with alcohol, otherwise it’s just great sidhe repellent!

Leon, chuckling fondly: Alright, as you were then.

Or

Leon: Merlin! Where were you?

Merlin: nowhere interesting, just practicing sorcery.

And Leon believes he’s just keeping the gag going every time.

Which also makes the poetry scene so much better because Leon is used to Merlin being funny, never giving proper excuses and joking about high treason crimes.

So when Merlin is so flustered that he blurts out poetry, the only possible explanation can be that something Merthur is happening and Leon wants no part in it.

It also got me thinking about post Camlan when Merlin and Arthur get back to Camelot (I’m in denial, shut up) when Leon finds out Merlin has magic.

He waits at the gates for Merlin with his arms folded looking like a disappointed mother, then Merlin stops and realises every one of his “excuses” came back to bite him in the arse.

Until Leon has to explain to Arthur that he’s known Merlin is a sorcerer for a while now, but always thought it was a joke because “it’s Merlin”

Merlin: in my defence, I never lied.

Leon: you confessed to multiple crimes!

Merlin: you let me get away with them!

Arthur: huh?

Leon: Sire, I can explain.

Merlin: can you?

Leon: can you?!

I’m tempted to turn this into a fanfic if anyone would want to read it

It’s out now on Ao3 - The One Where Leon Knowingly and Unknowingly Becomes an Accomplice to Treason

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Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

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a random artist: i was bored lol i made this i guess

me, rolling on the floor, on fire, screeching: PLEASE be bored again PLEASEEEEEE be bored the rest of your life be bored be bored i loveeeee it when youre bored omfggg

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map

bbc sherlock

inception

bbc merlin

007

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Look at this transition from this fan video by @thepteryx I am    s c r e a m i n g

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There will never be a day when I don’t find this immensely funny

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the sherlock and mycroft dynamic never fails to amaze me