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Hail Giratina! God of Antimatter and third child of Arceus!

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ive always wanted to do one of these rb games soooo.... ^w^

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I have a lot of details in my head, and sometimes my memory of things gets mixed up

I have trouble even remembering the Evil Teams' names sometimes!

On that note, I would love it if you could take some measurements so I can add data to the general public! (The Dex-Champion part of me craves knowledge but if Genesect is uncomfortable with it, I will restrain myself)

Hello internet, does this count as loafing

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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Unown Ask Game! Remember to include the question!

A is for adoption! If you could adopt any pokemon, what species would you pick?

B is for berries! What berries do you find yourself around the most?

C is for care! What do you do to care for your pokemon, and how do they care for you?

D is for danger! What is the most dangerous experience you have faced?

E is for entertainment! What is your comfort media/entertainment?

F is for friends! Who are the most important people in your journey?

G is for gracidea! What are you grateful for?

H is for hatred! What is something you just can't stand?

I is for injury! Tell us about one of your major injuries, if you're comfortable.

J is for jelly donuts! What is your favourite language based story?

K is for kettle! Do you prefer tea or coffee, and how do you like it?

L is for ligma! What is the most memorable prank you have fallen for?

M is for music! What's your favourite music genre?

N is for neat! How tidy are you?

O is for onix! What is your favourite first stage pokemon?

P is for power! Who is your favourite superhero?

Q is for quirky! What do people think is the strangest thing you do?

R is for region! Where are you from?

S is for sunshine! What is your favourite kind of weather?

T is for type! What pokemon type would you be/are?

U is for Unown! What is your favourite letter?

V is for venue! Where is your favourite place to meet people?

W is for wicked! What is your favourite word with multiple meanings?

X is for xenomania! Where would you like to travel?

Y is for yuk! What is something you think is gross?

Z is for zest! What's a guilty pleasure?

! - Name something that still surprises you!

? - What is your go-to ice breaker?

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I'm not the best Pokebiologist (especially regarding artificial/manmade Pokemon), but I'm a little worried about the effects of having that Freeze Drive installed on Genesect. They are machines, yes, but they're also bug types and were revived from bug fossils, if the Freeze Drive is lowering the Genesect's internal temps, that could be very bad!

I don't have any other concerns, the exoskeleton is shiny and smooth, and the eyes are bright!

(Part of being A Dex Champion is being an amateur Pokebiologist, whenever I plan to go on a survey (or out in the wild at all), I always bring some gear for the treating of Pokemon)

Hello internet, does this count as loafing

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Where did you find that Genesect? Last I heard, there was only one swarm! Team Rocket or Galactic or Plasma or someone had revived them from fossils and modified them to be weapons!

But yes, that counts as Loafing. These Genesect were built to be able to do that for faster flight

Hello internet, does this count as loafing

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Mine is how, if you find one old enough, they seem to project an aura (not that kind) of wisdom

Fellow Stoutland trainer!! What's your favorite thing about Stoutland? Mine is their dad instinct- one time he tried to adopt all the Skiddo in Lumiose LMAO

- @kalosiandogmom

Oh yeah Stoutland have STRONG Parental insticts and I love em for it <3. Personally I love how FLUFFY they are, a pain to keep clean but it is WORTH it

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When I was 20 and got married, older women loved to try to scare me with stories of what it's like to live with a man.

My marriage is wonderful 20 years later.

Through my 20s into my 30s, older women loved to try to predict when my baby fever would kick in and they'd tell me horror stories of motherhood.

We chose not to have kids and baby fever never hit me.

Now, I'm in my 40s and older women love to tell me about how I'm going to suffer through menopause. They gleefully recount hot flashes, the weight gain, how I'll have to "work harder to be a woman".

I'm not even perimenopausal. I'm only 41. I know about menopause. It's not a secret.

Can women just let women age? This isn't support. This is aggression in pink.

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im gonna fucking cry

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The butler has no idea what he caused

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so im finalizing this faesona design. sphynx inspired dusk fae. cast into the world of sunsets

this character could be thing on its own but you know im having brainrot for @antlered-prince and @owl-bones fae au

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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Kind of Important.

Bug Fact: Hummingbird Moths mimic the look and behavior of Hummingbirds to avoid predation.

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Sorry Coco!

*YEETS POKEBALL AT YOU*

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note 1: i was going to put an option for no weapon, instead wielding magic but i feel like that option would be too appetising and i do want weapon stats!!!

note 2: i KNOW maces & morningstars are not the same (same with spear & javelin) but there's so many weapons and they are similar enough ok !!!

note 3: tell me what you would name your weapon >:0