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basileus || solo - lex and lionel

Lex’s advisors had warned him against this, but then, Lex rarely listened to his advisors. What they didn’t understand, while fiercely begging him for the past three days to ‘let the board vote on a replacement, Mr. Luthor—please!’ was that LexCorp was not merely a business. It was an empire. And as far as Lex was concerned, there was only one other man in the world who would be able to do a semi-satisfactory job.

Lex grimly poured himself another glass of brandy.

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Send me "Don't chase the rabbit" and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse's past.

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✎

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send me ✎ and i'll doodle your character

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"Tell me you regret what happened too."

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♦: slow dancing

"Luthors don't make mistakes," was Lex's firm response to Jason's whining. "I realize Wayne had you learn, but unfortunately your mediocre dancing skills are not going to cut it." He placed Jason's hand firmly on his waist again, and snapped back into position. "Now, again."

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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If we stripped you naked and put a giant condom on your head, would you just be a giant penis?

"…No comment."

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Has Clark ever squished your penis like a blood sasge between his buns?

"First of all, no. Second, as much as I dislike the Alien, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume he’s not out to maim the genitals of his sexual partners. Third, I’d be surprised if Mr. Righteousness went for men in the first place, making this entire scenario incredibly improbable.”

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"I feel sorry for him. I know what it’s like to find yourself turned against the people you thought were your family and friends."

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Arrogance is a big one. Though he's blind to his own hubris, a lot of Lex's plans hinge on him being smarter and better than everyone else. An alarming amount of the time, he's right.

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"…I miss you."

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Are you a top or bottom?

"I’m flexible. While I prefer to receive, I don’t mind switching it up—as long as I’m in control, we won’t have any problems."

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"An unstable menace. I find the Gotham criminals deplorable and prefer to avoid them at all costs. However, that very instability could make ‘Two-Face’ potentially easy to take advantage of, should I need it."

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"An absolute nuisance, though I have to admit, she is very good at what she does. I suppose I admire her for that."

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Lex is practically incapable of moving on from people he once considered close (friends, lovers, etc). This inability to let go only leaved him resentful and angry, especially as he has grown more jaded, resulting in a fair few lifelong grudges.