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It's a love triangle.

Or something to the "1/love triangle."

You know, cause at the end of the day love conquers all?

So is no one going to talk about why this things keeps showing up? Theories?

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Got a Toys R Us catalog in the mail today. Saw this....

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Doing well...

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Heroes summoning done right.

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MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

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I loathe art theft...

Art Theft Pt. 2

For anyone who was wondering, here is the link to my stolen artwork being sold on phone cases:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B015Z370LI?keywords=five%20nights%20at%20freddy%27s&qid=1444997012&ref_=sr_1_3&s=wireless&sr=1-3

Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!

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I just realized...

There is no bacon emoji. That seems wrong.

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Is that because the sequels were released straight to VHS and not released in theaters.

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

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And that my friends is how he is one of the only princes (in a classic princess titled movie) who got a name.

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

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Hey guys!

I’m cleaning house, and with my thoughts toward holiday gifts for people, I need a little extra cash.

I have other sales posts:

Video Game Related, More Anime (plus Disney)

For sale here:

Sailor Moon Pen & Telescoping pointer wand (Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus): $12 each One Piece P.O.P Ace Figure (necklace broken, but goes on him): $25 Small One Piece Ace Figure: $15 Black Butler Metal Pocket Watch Keychains (Sebastian, Doll (x2), Beast (x2), Ciel, Young Ciel, Vincent Phatomhive): $4 each Black Butler Rubber Straps (Will, Grell, Doll, Lau) : $4 each Psycho Pass Dominator Screen Cleaner Keychain: $5 Bakumatsu Rock Microfiber Cloths (Kogoro, Shinsaku, Soji): $3 each Bakumatsu Rock Straps (Sakamoto, Kogoro, Shinsaku): $3 each Inazuma Eleven Go Blind Bag (unopened): $1 Inazuma Elven Go Strap: $5 Haikyu Stickers: $1 Tetsuya Kuroko Strap: $5

If you are interested in anything from the sales posts, please email me at hidden0chaos (at) gmail (dot) com. (that’s a zero between hidden and chaos) with subject “Tumblr Sale”. The sale will last until 9/18 (I’ll ship before then if you order before then). I only take Paypal and I can ship anywhere (items will be originating from the United States).

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Hey guys! I’m cleaning house, and with my thoughts toward holiday gifts for people, I need a little extra cash.

I have other sales posts:

Anime, Video Game related

For sale here: Frozen mini “storage”: $5 each Free Strap Samezuka: $5 Free Haruka Nanase Bookmarks: $5 Full Metal Alchemist Action Figure Winry: $30 Final Fantasy Sephiroth Figure: $50

If you are interested in anything from the sales posts, please email me at hidden0chaos (at) gmail (dot) com. (that’s a zero between hidden and chaos) with subject “Tumblr Sale”. The sale will last until 9/18 (I’ll ship before then if you order before then). I only take Paypal and I can ship anywhere (items will be originating from the United States).

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Hey guys!

I’m cleaning house, and with my thoughts toward holiday gifts for people, I need a little extra cash.

I have other sales posts:

Anime, More Anime (plus Disney)

For sale here:

Club Nintendo Buttons: $10 set Tales of Long Can Badges/Buttons: $5 each Tales of Friends Clear Acrylic Pins: $5 each Tales of Fortune Badges (Zelos, Stahn & Leon, Stahn, Leon): $4 each Final Fantasy Yuna Kotobukiya Figure: $25 (When I bought her, she had some tips of her hair in the back broken off. It’s not bad. Email me if you want photos of the back.)

If you are interested in anything from the sales posts, please email me at hidden0chaos (at) gmail (dot) com. (that’s a zero between hidden and chaos) with subject “Tumblr Sale”. The sale will last until 9/18 (I’ll ship before then if you order before then). I only take Paypal and I can ship anywhere (items will be originating from the United States).

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You can have any fictional bf/gf you want...

...but you can only choose one.

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Upcoming Sale Announcement

Hey guys!

I’m going to be selling some things on Tumblr (and eBay, but that’s besides the point).

If you don’t want to see these posts (I won’t spam, I promise) please blacklist/block the tags #chaotic sales or #sale post.

If you are interested in seeing what is for sale, I will also be tagging the posts with my usual tags: #chaotic video games, #chaotic dolls, and #chaotic anime.

The sales posts will be going up at 6:00 PM CT (Central Time) on Monday September 7 and I’ll “close” the sale on Friday, September 18. The full explanation and stuff will be on the sales posts.

If you have any questions, feel free to message me.

Any signaling boosting or tolerating these posts is greatly appreciated.

Thank you all!

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This is so true. Most of the work I've done in internships never involves Photoshop in the job description. They find out I have some skills and "BAM" here's photoshop - now make me stuff.

Social media is a skill (maybe not in all fields of work - there is an exception to every rule). You've got followers? You do awesome/creative things? "BAM" you are now in charge of social media scheduling.

Now, to get those "crusty 50+" people to understand...

tumblrfolk, we are so much more skilled than we think

one thing I want to say today relates to my current job. (As you guys know, I’ve left off working in science labs to work an office job in sci comm. My role is kind of … nebulous and involves a lot of “oh, Elodie can help you with that, she does weird stuff. Train Elodie on that.”)

Because it’s an office job, the mentality is for everyone to present their workflows as incredibly difficult and skilled, requiring a lot of training and experience to do properly. Which is fair enough! These skills are difficult!

“Elodie, today we are going to train you to use… A HIGHLY COMPLICATED AND DIFFICULT WEBSITE INTERFACE. You will need to take a lot of notes and pay careful attention, because it is extremely advanced. ARE YOU READY”

“… This is Wordpress.” “…No it isn’t! it says something different at the top. And it’s very complicated, it’s not something you can just know already.” “Nah son, don’t worry, it’s Wordpress. I mean, God knows I don’t blog much, but I can manage me a bit of Wordpress, it’s cool.”

“No. You can’t. Don’t worry, it’s very difficult. Now sit still and be trained on how to upload a photo to Wordpress.”

“All right.”

—-

“Elodie, do you think that you can MANAGE SOCIAL MEDIA? It is INCREDIBLY HARD and may involve THE HASHTAGS”

“… I think I’ll manage.”

—-

“Elodie, can you put a HYPERLINK in a thing? Think about it before you answer.”

“Is it like a BBCode kind of thing, with the boxy bracket things, or do you want it in HTML, with like angley bracket things?”

“It is a button that you press that says HYPERLINK.”

“I can do this thing for you.”

—-

“Elodie, can you write a punchy summary that will make people want to click on a special link that says “read more” to read all of the text?“

“Probably?”

—-

“Elodie, this is how to use TAGS on CONTENT. TAGS on CONTENT are important because - because of THINGS. Things that are too arcane and mysterious for anyone below the level of Manager to know.”

“Cool, I can tag stuff for you.”

—-

“Elodie, this is obviously a ridiculous question, but can you edit videos?”

“Not very well, and only if you want to make it look like there is sexual tension between characters from different forms of visual media, or perhaps to make a trailer for a fanfiction? Which is not necessarily a good use of my time and I’m not sure why I felt it was so cool to do to begin with…”

“What?”

“Actually, upon further reflection: no. No. Nope. I can’t edit videos. They’re completely beyond me. Not in my wheelhouse. Hate videos. Hate them. No innate skill whatsoever.”

“That’s what we thought”

—-

“Elodie?! You can use PHOTOSHOP?!”

“Yeah, I mean, I usually just use Pixlr. It’s free, it’s online, it’s powerful, you don’t have to download anything…”

“but you are not a GRAPHIC DESIGNER!!” “Er… no.”

“Next you’ll be telling us you can MAKE AN ANIMATED PICTURE.”

“I mean, I haven’t really done a lot of it since Livejournal, and they weren’t that good anyway, but yeah… I can do you reaction images.”

“THAT IS WITCHCRAFT”

“Yes. Definitely.”

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What I’m trying to say is: a lot of people talk a lot of crap about what we Millenials do on the Internet, because there is NO CAPITALISTIC VALUE in the screwing around we do with our friends. “Ughh why are you ALWAYS on the computer?” our parents whined.

“How did you make the text go all slanty like that?” our bosses wonder.

We have decades of experience in Photoshop. We know how to communicate; we can make people across the planet care about our problems. We know how to edit media to make two characters look like they’re having the sexual tensions. We can make people read our posts, follow us, share our content. We run and manage our own websites - and make them pretty. We moderate conversations, enforce commenting policies, manage compromises, lead battles, encourage peace, defend ourselves from attack, inspire others, and foster incredible levels of communication.

We produce our art. We advertise our art. We engage with others through our art. We accept constructive criticism and dismiss destructive trolling of our art. We improve our art. Our art gets better.

We narrate our stories.

All by ourselves. Our pretty blog backgrounds, custom-edited themes, tasteful graphics, punchy content, clever gifs, our snappy putdowns and smart-ass text posts, even our familiarity with fonts and composition - all of these skills we’ve casually accumulated for fun/approval are MINDBLOWING LEVELS OF COMPETENCE IN THE WORKFORCE.

When these skills are sold to you - when they’re packaged and marketed, and when you pay to consume them and have the Elders rate you on them - they are incredibly valuable. They are Media and Communications degrees. They are marketing internships. They are leadership workshops. They are graphics design modules. They are web design courses. They are programming courses. We are good at this shit; we have it nailed down.

You can’t put “fandom” or “blogging” on your CV, but you deserve to. You should get this credit. You should claim this power and authority.

Claim these skills. They are valuable. They are important.

Everything you have ever done is a part of your powerful makings.

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The black haired girl is interesting. Here's hoping she isn't just a background character.

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All the time.

One of them will take food, eat it somewhere else, come back and eat the rest in the bowl.

Doggies

Does anybody else have dogs that take their food from the bowl, bring it into the carpet and then eat it?