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Breathe

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The Sound of Silence

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Narcissistic Cannibal (feat. Skrillex & Kill the Noise)

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Mind of a Beast

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REBLOG if you support trans girls 🌸

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

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Top 20 Music Genres That Died

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Hollywood Undead - Another Way Out (Undead Unhinged)

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Our newest class of astronaut candidates graduated on March 5, 2024. This means they’re now eligible for spaceflight assignments to the International Space Station, the Moon, and beyond! In the next twelve posts, we’ll introduce these new astronauts.

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Life Lessons

Chad sat on the balcony of his new home.  A palatial estate with 8 bedrooms, an indoor/outdoor swimming pool, and a guest house, all overlooking a beautifully landscaped forty acres of land.  He and his college buddies had all landed 6 figure jobs out of college and over the last few years, each of them amassed a small fortune as they worked their way up the corporate ladder.  They were five ruthless businessmen that had each landed trophy wives that were kept in line and forced to maintain strict obedience to their desires.  When they were together, they would drink expensive whiskey, smoke Cuban cigars, and talk about how they must maintain control over the marriage because men deserved whatever they wanted, especially powerful men like them. 

He was remembering how they brought their wives over to his house last weekend and first made them eat each other out and then decided to allow their best friends take their wives' anal cherry.  He got to take Dan’s wife Barbera’s ass and “break her in”.  Mike had the privilege of taking Chad’s wife Mary’s ass.  Chad was thinking that since Mary had now had anal sex, he would insist on it from now on. 

While Chad was rubbing his growing cock thinking about anal sex with Mary, his phone rang.  Dan was calling to see if Chad had heard from Mike, Alan, or Rob in the last few days.  The five men spoke on a nearly daily schedule, and it was strange to not hear from them, but he had not thought of it until now.  “Were they going out of town?”  Chad asked.  “No, and their wives are not answering their phones either”, Dan said.  Chad said that he would go over to Mike’s house to see what was going on and get back to him. 

Chad rang the doorbell of Mike’s house and his wife, Tina, answered the door.  She was wearing a very low-cut crop-top and some of the shortest shorts he had ever seen.  Her long black hair was pulled back in a ponytail helped make her “casual” look sexy as fuck.  He was thinking that if Mike was not there, maybe he would get to fuck Tina.  Mike wouldn’t mind and he would let him fuck his wife when he gets back into town.  “Hey Tina, is Mike here?”  She smiled and said “He should be back in a few minutes, why don’t you come in and wait for him?”  “I will fuck her next time”, he thought, but said “sounds great” and walked through the door into the living room where he was floored by the woman that was sitting there.  She had the biggest tits he had ever seen in real life and that is saying a lot.  Everyone he knew had made their wives get the biggest implants they could handle.  As Tina handed Chad a drink, she said “this is my friend Julia who just came into town and will be staying here.”  Julia stood, held out her perfectly manicured hand and said “Chad, it is a great pleasure to meet you.  You are even sexier than Tina described you.”   

Chad shook her hand while taking a drink of the brandy Tina had given him.  As impressive as Julia’s body was, the rest of her body was even more so.  Long legs, tiny waist, waist length wavy hair, and an ample butt.  Julia reached down and started rubbing Chad’s growing cock and he knew that he was going to be fucking this bitch before the day was over.  Maybe he could convince her to come by his house and have a 3-way with his wife.  While trying to think of something to say, he realized that he was getting very drowsy, so he sat down and passed out.  He woke up with Tina standing over him and he realized he was strapped to a bed.  He then realized that his wife Mary, Barbera, Alan’s wife Debbie, and Rob’s wife Anne were all in the room as well.  He figured they all wanted to do some sort of bondage thing with him and started to tell them that he was the alpha, he was the one in control, but he couldn’t speak, he couldn’t move his arms or legs either.  What the fuck is going on???   

Mary came over and said, “You boys have been torturing us for too long now and we decided it is about time that you learn what it is like to be treated like a whore.  We found a great way to do this where you will never be able to forget.  Turns out, one of Mike’s companies had developed an experimental serum that performs gender reassignment without surgery.  It was shelved because the transformation was too effective.  It would turn men into bimbos by giving them huge breasts, long legs, long hair, tiny waist, and an insatiable desire for sex.  To make things worse, as they received sperm, the effect was amplified.  The women became even more voluptuous and horny.  They craved more cock, and more cum making them sexier and sexier as they received it.” 

“Bullshit!” thought Chad.  Tina said “You probably don’t believe her, but you have already seen the results.  Even we were impressed with Mike’s transformation into Julia.  We are going to have fun teaching you what it’s like to be treated like a whore.” 

To be continued...

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Hollywood Undead - Day of the Dead (Undead Unhinged)

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Jaw Dropper of the Day: Ruby Blake

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KEYGEN CHURCH - Nel Nome Del Codice

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Curb Your Enthusiasm star Richard Lewis dies aged 76

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TOOL's Drum Tech Replaces DANNY CAREY's Snare Drum Mid-Song Video by Joe Paul Slaby