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Demise of The Great Angel, portrayed by a unknown remembrancer

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Back into the swing of things here fully now and deep into commissions

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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i have choice paralysis on what to do right so i feel like an animal pacing its enclosure

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the thing that always gets me ESPECIALLY about autistic representation in media is that we are universally portrayed as happy-go-lucky, whimsical children, completely oblivious to the fact that the world constantly judges and scorns and HATES us.

We notice. I noticed. The reason I am as messed up as I am today is because i spent 20 LONG years in an environment where every day i was subjected to that. To noticing.

what an absolutely neurotypical view of us. Coddling themselves, getting to act like the way they treat us is fine because we don't understand that our peers dont respect us. Why would we? We're so subhuman to them, it's like asking if your cat notices you playfully insulting it.

Every autistic person I've ever met is on some level bitter and angry and TRAUMATIZED at their upbringing. Of having to go through school as the laughing stock, as the weirdo with no friends who no one wants to talk to, as the animal in the corner you can make do cheap tricks so they can experience some Simulacra of what genuine human connection is.

Now tell me, does it sound like I didn't notice?

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Ah.

In my defense we do not have those where I live.

(Iceland don't sell ice. Which is. Something.)

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Yeah cause it’s Greenland that’s covered in Ice. Because…ancient pranks I guess.

(Iceland don't sell ice. Which is. Something.)

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that stupid ass post i made awhile back + rando vitus doodle

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nice rack fuck i meant cute tits fuck sorry i meant deliciou- no fuck oops i meant fantastic boobs NO sorry im trying to say awooga oops um i mean-

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The original 'virgin vs chad' meme

I feel like everyone is sick of those stupid soyjack vs Chad "my opinion is good and based and correct, your opinion bad and wrong and stinky" memes by this point, as they're some of the lowest forms of current internet 'humor.' But precisely because those memes are so bad and also everywhere, I feel it's worth giving some credit to the fact that the original "The Virgin Walk / The Chad Stride" was actually a brilliant meme.

"The Virgin Walk" image showed up first, and it was standard 4chan stuff - which is to say, highly negative. Just a whole bunch of random small traits that people can have, bundled together in an accusatory way to try and make people insecure about them having "virgin" posture, by the kind of people who genuinely worries about being an "alpha male" (Or possibly pointing out their own flaws as a form of self-hatred, flip a coin when it comes to 4chan)

And then, on another thread, someone made the Chad Stride edit to go along with it.

It's a great piece of satire by how simple it is. Just by taking the traits listed in the original image, then inverting and exaggerating them, the result is an absurd caricature of a man who does not (and should not) exist. Through exaggeration, it demonstrates how the people who constantly worry about seeming 'Chad-like' are chasing after behaviour that is utterly unhinged and disconnected from reality.

I think this gif demonstrates it perfectly by putting it in motion:

Virgin is a normal, if insecure dude. Chad is an absolute fucking maniac. (Not to mention all the references to violence in the image)

So, while it did degrade into those awful soyjak memes we all know and hate because that is the nature of the internet, I feel like it's worth remembering that in the original image that spawned this entire trend, you're supposed to laugh at Chad. You shouldn't want to be Chad, because he's the menace to society [ credit to the gif's creator: https://x.com/art_miguelito/status/1107313740033212417 ; thanks to @softwaring for linking it ]

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the default hairstyle for the average raven guard is buzzcut. they’re kiwifruits

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Malcador having a elder in area so he could do therapy it funny.

It is extremely funny. Awful, of course, but funny.

Malcador: Have you guys seen my unstable Aeldari clone?

Malcador: His name is Ael!

Malcador: He makes me coffee and I tell him all of the worst things I’ve done!

Malcador: Sometimes Ael kills himself and I have to make a new one, but I’m sure it’s unrelated.

Malcador: Literally set himself on fire in the kitchen last week whilst screaming about it being “too much” haha.

Malcador: This is my 122nd Ael :)

Nathaniel Garro: You are possibly the worst person I’ve ever met, and I’ve met Horus.

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Thoughts on the Dark Angels?

Either be knights or be plasma guys. Pick one!

Watchers are amazing and perfect little guys. Son of the Forest reinforced that the Fallen Risen are in fact the best part of 40k Dark Angels. In fact, I think 30k Dark Angels generally are the better part of Dark Angels. The “wandering knight fighting big monsters and doing noble stuff” vibe is superb. The paranoid, secretive lunacy of the 40k Angels is tedious, if sometimes funny.

I want a book about the Dark Angels (especially Asmodai) having to deal with their now exonerated and far more badass older siblings. I want Asmodai to go into conniptions. I want to see the Lion chew out some of the 40k Angels.

Dark Angel aesthetic is pretty baller.

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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder

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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.