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Gabriel: "I just dislike him."

Will: "Dear me, is it because I'm better-looking than you?"

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”But you are not a lady, Jessamine-,” Charlotte began. - ”Dear me,” said Will. ”Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for digestion.”

- Clockwork Angel, by Cassandra Clare (via parasbatai)

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Will Herondale be like on Clace sex scene:

Will: ahhh the cave once again

Will: herondales love caves as much as they hate ducks ya kno

Will: whatever that is you brought i am very pleased you did bring that jace

Will: bcos we aint got those condoms back then

Will: and raziel got no contraceptive runes

Will: fuck that he aint got any and gratitude to mundanes for that thing in a foil

Will: oh yeahhh make her screaaaam

Will: or see stars

Will: oh my god

Will: you did better

Will: she saw fire

Will: you are one of my favorite descendants

Will: bcos you know how to work it

Will: like how i did with tessa lol

Will: and that's why ya got a star on you shoulder, young lad

Will: but thank god magnus aint walked in on ya

Will: MAH BLOODLINE IS SECURED BITCHES

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My dad’s all like: Why can’t you get the books on your kindle? It’s cheaper!

And I’m like: 

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everyone talks about voldemort and darth vader and sauron but we all know who the true biggest villain is

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me: *counting down hours until AP scores are released* okay, I think it's time

AP scores website: sorry, too many people logging in...high capacity, try again later

me:

me:

me: I came out to have like a somewhat decent time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Realizing that AP scores are about to come in

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LOL. Chairmen Meow

Go!

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Clary and Jace

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This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.  

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