charliearmitageoscar22-blog
charliearmitageoscar22-blog
crafty bastard or: how i shitposted until i knew
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alright so screw trying to figure this website out im just going to make this a steam of consciousness type thing until i find someherhe to shitpost
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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my proudest post so far. well done past-me
I just want to meet new people and make dope connections and friendships.
Fuck social norms, imagine how many rad connections and friendships you could have if it wasn’t labeled “weird” or “awkward” to just introduce yourself to people you don’t know and start a conversation.
Don’t know me? Let’s chat. Need a new friend? Let’s do it.
I’m done conforming to this dumb stuff. Life is beautiful, love each other, make connections, make friends.
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wasnt me who changed.
alright thats enough for tonight, my stream-of-consciousness adventure part one is over, might come back tomorrow.
maybe ill actually put some effort in next time
what have I learned from posting at random people? so far, not a lot. i am no closer to enlightenment than I was before, but maybe this is just the first step. if im not aware, then it must be subconscious. the subconscious society. 
i managed to succeed on a few other platforms. this will be different.
ASK ME ANYTHING LADS
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In general, society demoralises people
actual quote from KGB operative guide for spies living in the USA
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they’re not efficient, they exist soley because they have a monopoly on the initiation of force
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when you shart oil
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Taxation is theft
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ever thought its weird that no doctors are organ donors? yeah they take your organs out while you’re still alive. including your eyes and maybe a nut or two. also they just paralyse you, they dont give you proper anasthetic because your gonna die lol
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im not saving shit lad. ive never saved nobody never, nuh uh sirrree
would be nice to tho
you wanna know who saves me? bitcoin when it hits the market cap. ka-ching 
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Haha i too break the laws of the land. psyche, step away from your device and lie down on the floor with your hands behind your head. await further instructions until an officer arrives
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Lol cops
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stick your life savings on the bitcoin, trust me that’ll be worth a lot in a few years lad
oh and good luck making friends
In need of new friends!
Hi, I’ve totally forgot tumblr was a website until today. But I made a whole new account to try and meet new people. I live in the USA (Indiana) I’m 17, my name is Daisy. I’m starting my senior year of school this year and I’m just trying to find new people to talk to. I don’t care about gender, age, or location. I love cartoons and books, specifically Rick and Morty, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, and Harry Potter. Message me to start a conversation about a fandom! So anyone, please message me! I’d do anything for new friends.
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tell me how it goes so i can prepare dude
Can't wait to go off to college and meet new people
Like seriously, I’m so sick of everyone here
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yeah welcome to the club bud
have a look at my profile/blog/whateverthefuck this thing is i actually dont know the name of it
im just replying to random people, maybe you’ve all got somethin in common
“gain new friends” interesting choice of language. are friends something to be gained? are they something you make? are they something to be earned? i think they’re something to be CHERISHED usually is less efficient than doign whatever the mio im doing
Anyone wanna talk?
I’ve been wanting to meet other people and gain new friends :3
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yeah so pretty much ive been trying that for the last few hours
so far? no dice, i have no a) new chums b)brand c) cult following
saying crap to completely random people is enjoyable even though so far its been underwhelming
How do you meet new people? Like how? I’m so confused…, do you just go up to random people who look cool and be like hi be my friend/hi date me Is that how it works?!?
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yeah i was thinking of moving to the US and becoming a hobo and going on adventures with my hobo buddies
the whole gang would run amok all the time and get into wacky shenanigans 
brooklyn accents are class
unfortunately i am not near brooklyn nor do I want to chil
i want to live
and you didnt define “weirdo” very well
good luck bud
Does anyone live near or in Brooklyn and wanna chill?
Don’t be a fucking weirdo.
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I have 3 wishes in this time: 1 meet new people, 2 find someone to love and be to loved, 3 to have moment funny full of adventure with good vibes.
(via darkrlita)
those are some pretty good wishes buddy
id probably do
1) time travel (so i can go back to the few and far between good times)
2)have all the stuff you said 3)succeed on this website. and by succeed i mean maybe have a couple of people who enjoy my utter wankposts
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come with me buddy im going on the adventure of a lifetime through the mental fabric of mankind
so far its pretty underwhelming
i could use a little adventure in my life right now
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ayyooooo follow my blog as i try to meet people too you seem like the first “real” person ive seen so far, congrats and i hope you found a few buddies
Newbie on Tumblr looking for some new friends
I am gonna make one of these now :D
I am super new to tumblr and kinda start to get the hang out of it. However, I am kind of wondering how to meet new people, and so I am hoping to find some peeps here. 
I am a girl from Germany, 26, and pretty easygoing. I am a little introverted, so please be patient. It would also be nice if you were in your 20ies, however that is not a must ;) 
I am interested in a few things:
- Metal
- Food and cooking
-languages
-animals
-anime 
-memes 
- anything gothy 
-make up and beauty 
I am open to new things as well. Just shoot me a message. 
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holy moly i found one ladies and gentlemen
my first customer
yeah i have no clue what im doing either ive been here less than an hour im just spamming everyone i see in the hopes of mildly amusing someone
Day 3:
I stil dunno how the fuck Tumblr works
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