Evangeline Barton. Expert thief and the birdman's sister. [Independent OC RP. Primarily MCU w/ some comic influence. Multiverse. Multiship. Please read the Guidelines, About, and Headcannons before interacting. TrackTag: chasingashadow M!A: Accepting
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“Yes, seriously. Hold still.”


“Seriously?”
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“It’d be a lot easier to draw you if you sat still.”
#open rp#all shield personnel#indie marvel rp#indie shield rp#marvel rp#agents of shield rp#aos rp#leverage rp#white collar rp#bones rp#clint barton rp
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Send "I'm bored. Take your clothes off" for my muse's reaction
Send “What did you just say?”, for mine saying it to yours
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Reblog if you are an ACTIVE independent role player
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&& the FIGHT ain’t over till the fight is WON.
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You’re the kind of person I’d make coffee for in the morning.
(via suspend)
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Sentence Meme [ Leverage: Season 1 Edition ]
• "You’re precisely why I work alone.“ • "How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?” • "All right, let’s go break the law just one more time.“ • "He tried to kill us.” • "More importantly, he didn’t pay us.“ • "What’s in it for me?” • "There’s something wrong with you.“ • "I’m just very good at what I do.” • "Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.“ • "I’m a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.” • "Well, somebody got to fight the injured, shoot, that’s my niche.“ • "As long as I don’t have to do anything immoral.” • "No, absolutely not. No, I just need you to figure out how to…fake a miracle.“ • "Look, look… look man, you’re lucky on this deadline, I didn’t give you a baking soda volcano.” • "The truth? The truth is what I say it is.“ • "Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.” • "People are like knives. Everything’s in context.“ • "Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?” • "It’s like a placebo effect. It’s not really working, but it makes you feel better anyway.“ • "You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?” • "Death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.“ • "I had fortune cookies for breakfast.” • "Somebody find me a brain.“ • "Oh yeah, he’s definitely getting creepier.” • "Don’t get mad, but…I may have spilled slushie in your car.“ • "I’m not-don’t try to change the subject!” • "I was aiming for his leg.“ • "You want me to kick it?” • "I'ma go and… freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little.“ • "Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie.” • "Jumping from a sky scraper, she’s cool. But making small talk, it’s like pure terror.“ • "I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. Okay?” • "You know why they say Justice wears a blindfold? So you can’t see that Justice is asleep.“ • "I am sure there’s reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.” • "Are you here to kill me, [name]?“ • "WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!” • "Hey, [name]. I got some dental work with your name on it.“ • "What do you say we hook up so I can give it to you?” • "You were all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to… solve the crime.“ • "There’s a reason we work together.” • "You actually expect this to work?“ • "No, you’re supposed to say “Wow, that’s just crazy enough to work!”“ • "Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.” • "That’s his superpower.“ • "Screw therapy! That felt really good.” • "So, you know your entire plan depended on me being a self-serving, utter bastard.“ • "Yeah, that’s a stretch.”
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“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.” “If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps it’s brain.” “It’s a strange thing, but when you are dreading something and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.” “There is no good and evil, only power and those too weak to seek it.” “Perhaps those that are best suited to power are those that have never sought it.” “Of course it’s happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?” “I have heard of your greatness, but of your goodness, I never knew.” “What’s coming will come, and we’ll meet it when it does.” “Do not pity the dead. Pity the living, and, above all, those that live without love.” “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.“ “Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!“ “It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.“ “Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.“ “People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.“ “When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.“ “I say there are spots that don’t come off… Spots that never come off, d’you know what I mean.” “You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble?” “Why would I go looking for somebody who wants to kill me?” “I just feel so… angry, all the time., and what if after everything I’ve been through, something’s gone wrong inside me?” “You’re the weak one. And you’ll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.” “This is where I was born. I won’t return as someone else.“ “I don’t care that you’ve given up. I trusted the man I knew.“
best of harry potter sentence meme
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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
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Baby RP Starters!
"I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"
"You.. You're pregnant?!"
"I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"
"I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."
"As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."
"___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."
"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"
"Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."
"Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."
"You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"
"The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"
"We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"
"Look at him/her.. She's perfect."
"If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"
"Well I think you just broke my hand.."
"I lost the baby."
"We.. We lost the baby?"
"He left me when I told him..."
"What about adoption?"
"I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."
"That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."
"I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."
"I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"
"What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"
"The baby kicked!"
"It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."
"I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."
"For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."
"I hate you for doing this to me.."
"You're in labor?!"
"You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"
"Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"
"It's a boy/girl."
"I want to name them ______"
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love is not a victory march, it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
#;music#mun faves#headcanon that this is ev's singing voice#because i love kate voegele and i see it being a thing#;about ev
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[text] miss you <3
[text] I miss you too[text] How much longer until you’re home?
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