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Akdjdiajads @blessthisbroadwaymess thank you for the tag and I’m sorry I’m so bad at responding to these 🤦‍♀️

[SOFT.] baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night

[DARK ACADEMIA.] neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story

[EDGY.] closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks

[70s.] colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding

[PREPPY CASUAL.] collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details

What have I learned today? That my aesthetic is all over the place 😂

Tagging: @evan-hansen-seizetheday @simonsnow-and-i-share-a-birthday @thespacegeranium @ragequitshy

rules: bold your aesthetic

I was tagged by @dimenovelcowboy, yes girl thank you!!!

[SOFT.] baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night 

[DARK ACADEMIA.] neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story

[EDGY.] closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks 

[70s.] colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding 

[PREPPY CASUAL.] collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details

tagging @found-angel103 @midnight-reader-morning-sleeper @blessthisbroadwaymess

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Thank you @blessthisbroadwaymess for the tag! and sorry for not answering sooner, I’ve been meaning to for like days 😬

Favorite color: oooh so many 😂 probably right now though blue or yellow

Favorite animal: hawks, eagles, falcons, etc. but lately I’ve also been getting into lions and tigers and jaguars and all those

Favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate and coffee

Umm honestly idk who to tag so just go for it 😂

Tagged by lovely @thxnderclouds 💕

A person’s favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole.

purple, some yellow tones

rabbits 🐰

salted caramel or cookie dough

I tag: @voyagenotes @divinity-study @venustudy @philology-studies @schrodingered

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meirl

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some pride frogs !!!

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Why Hamilton is a Disney princess

- He has his own "I want--" princess song

- He literally never stops singing and rapping throughout the whole show

- His animal side kick is his dog who speaks more eloquently than Samuel Seabury

- He has magic hands that have the power to write like he's running out of time

- His enemies assume that all his problems were solved because a big, strong man showed up (George Washington)

- His mother died in the beginning of the play and has daddy issues

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oof it’s official

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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DUDE I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU HOW ACCURATE THIS IS THIS IS ME TELLING MY SISTER ABOUT IT:

i just love how we all collectively had the same reaction to The Ferries Wheel scene in kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

kipo and benson: 😄😃🎡

me: no...oh god no......they’re gonna......it’s happening huh? ugh, here we go again with the, the heter—🤢 he–straig—🤢 i can’t watch, just get it over with please

kipo: 😳👉🏼👈🏼💜❔

benson: 🌈✨🌟☺️

me:

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Tony second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn’t second-guess was picking you. 

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This is what white people parties are like.

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tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’

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Pins and Earrings

Sehreens Art Lab on Etsy

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after deep convos with mutuals ive been led to the conclusion that christopher jackson is pablo.

as you can see,

exhibit a represents a bald figure with a white suit, a black bowtie accompanying, and an facial emotion translating to what appears to be "sass".

exhibit b features the same elements.

there for, the reality of pablo is actually christopher jackson, and we've been listening to penguin spawn all this time.

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SEE I NEVER LET PEOPLE READ MY WRITING BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS

#feedback (for yesterday’s @guardian review)

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Rainbow blop 🌈